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This is the online version of shitting your pants and telling people you meant to do it


lol this really is the new 9/11 but like the thrift store version.

Pentagon officials are weighing a new military recruiting campaign centered on honoring Charlie Kirk, possibly using Turning Point USA chapters as recruitment hubs. Slogans like “Charlie has awakened a generation of warriors” have been discussed. Source: NBC News

clashreport's tweet image. Pentagon officials are weighing a new military recruiting campaign centered on honoring Charlie Kirk, possibly using Turning Point USA chapters as recruitment hubs. 

Slogans like “Charlie has awakened a generation of warriors” have been discussed.

Source: NBC News


Gotta say, I don’t care.

THE ROSE PATIO 🌹: A look at the renovated White House Rose Garden, now much more of a stone patio.

edokeefe's tweet image. THE ROSE PATIO 🌹: A look at the renovated White House Rose Garden, now much more of a stone patio.
edokeefe's tweet image. THE ROSE PATIO 🌹: A look at the renovated White House Rose Garden, now much more of a stone patio.
edokeefe's tweet image. THE ROSE PATIO 🌹: A look at the renovated White House Rose Garden, now much more of a stone patio.


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Texans LB Azeez Al-Shaair wearing his “FREE PALESTINE” cleats. He debuted them last season.

WillKunkelV's tweet image. Texans LB Azeez Al-Shaair wearing his “FREE PALESTINE” cleats. 

He debuted them last season.
WillKunkelV's tweet image. Texans LB Azeez Al-Shaair wearing his “FREE PALESTINE” cleats. 

He debuted them last season.
WillKunkelV's tweet image. Texans LB Azeez Al-Shaair wearing his “FREE PALESTINE” cleats. 

He debuted them last season.
WillKunkelV's tweet image. Texans LB Azeez Al-Shaair wearing his “FREE PALESTINE” cleats. 

He debuted them last season.

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“What do you think about Israel/palestine?” 🇺🇸: “Victims of a holocaust appear to behaving like the perpetrators of holocaust...”


Fun buns

what's the name of that play the eagles always run where they line up in a tight formation and push each other forward in fourth-and-short situations? please reply if you know what it's called



Going to be very funny when it’s discovered a faulty Tesla blew up at the Rainbow Bridge. I’m sorry, not funny. Just accurate.


Coward shit.

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Hey @Derek_Wolfe95 - who do you think controls the weather?


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did you buy hehe anothr jacket? yea

dieworkwear's tweet image. did you buy                hehe
anothr jacket?           yea
dieworkwear's tweet image. did you buy                hehe
anothr jacket?           yea

I just wanted you to be aware of this just in case, @OldTakesExposed

waterworldguy's tweet image. I just wanted you to be aware of this just in case, @OldTakesExposed

Bitch this is cat food

Before mixing: One can tuna w/tuna water. One heaping table spoon store brand relish. One heaping tablespoon spicy mustard. ~1/2 cup Fiber One. Eat promptly. <<$2.

StevenTDennis's tweet image. Before mixing: One can tuna w/tuna water. One heaping table spoon store brand relish. One heaping tablespoon spicy mustard. ~1/2 cup Fiber One. Eat promptly. &amp;lt;&amp;lt;$2.


#1 waterworld fan reposted

We're doomed! Fucking doomed! Fucking doomed! Fucking doomed! Fucking doomed! Fucking doomed! Fucking doomed!


#1 waterworld fan reposted

🎮 @MLBTheShow GIVEAWAY🎮 In honor of our City Connect unis going live in the game, we are giving away 5️⃣ MLB the Show ‘22 codes so you can play! RT TO WIN!


Unless Liz Cheney sets off an EMP near her father’s heart, she will forever be an evil sack of shit.

Before mixing: One can tuna w/tuna water. One heaping table spoon store brand relish. One heaping tablespoon spicy mustard. ~1/2 cup Fiber One. Eat promptly. <<$2.

StevenTDennis's tweet image. Before mixing: One can tuna w/tuna water. One heaping table spoon store brand relish. One heaping tablespoon spicy mustard. ~1/2 cup Fiber One. Eat promptly. &amp;lt;&amp;lt;$2.


tfw you hit that tracking device just right

waterworldguy's tweet image. tfw you hit that tracking device just right

Me when I’m trying to protect my friend from a spider

waterworldguy's tweet image. Me when I’m trying to protect my friend from a spider

Nothing like using a picture of a slaver character as an inspirational meme.


Denied access to the holocaust museum because I wore my assless chaps again. Hypocrites much ???


If Twitter were around in 2001, we would have just called 9/11 a wild thing that 2001 threw at us and never gone to war. Stop calling this place bad.


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