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I use pronouns in my bio precisely because it's an extremely effective way to weed out the type of people for whom "HUR HUR PRONOUNS IN BIO" is considered an effective or appropriate response to anything.
You can mess with the twitter chatbots when they try to scam you.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVE! Tonight is the night when the veil between this world and the turkey spirit world is at its thinnest, according to this mashed potato Ouija board.
And no, you chucklefucks, the Comey persecution was not dismissed "on a technicality." It was dismissed because the government unlawfully appointed Halligan, and thus, the unlawful use of executive power, which conservatives used to care about.
When I was 22 years old, I commissioned as an Ensign in the United States Navy and swore an oath to the Constitution. I upheld that oath through flight school, multiple deployments on the USS Midway, 39 combat missions in Operation Desert Storm, test pilot school, four space…
Very happy and proud to announce that I have been named by the Zohran Mamdani mayoral transition team as "This Guy Keeps Calling and Breathing Weird"
She’s resigning two days after her congressional pension kicks in. Sometimes the simplest explanations are the right ones, especially when it comes to grifters.
Marjorie Taylor Greene couldn’t handle standing up to Trump for two weeks. Democrats have been doing it for years. I guess CrossFit doesn’t help build muscles that fight fascism.
Some days I wonder whether I should go chasing waterfalls or just stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to, and I don’t know who to turn to for advice.
The latest episode of my podcast, "Telepathy Weekly", is available for download now! This week's topics include:
OH THANK GOD IT'S FINALLY INTERNATIONAL MEN'S DAY Too long we have struggled with no recognition of our existence on this planet where literally everything is built to accommodate the tiniest of our whims.
i dont think donald trump slobbed on bill clinton but i do think everyone should keep spreading the rumor until he gets embarrassed enough to make a public statement about it
The executive order imposing tariffs won't raise consumer prices but the executive order removing tariffs will make prices come back down. We are being led by the dumbest humans possible.
When I’m 80 I’m going to write my very extensive autobiography, revealing all my deepest, darkest secrets, and then the very last page starts with “Anyway, for this recipe you’ll need two cups of flour…”
.@JDVance why the silence? Are you still for the release or have you flipped to protect your boss & the Epstein class?
Good question! Why did you stop asking it so suddenly after January?
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