Jake S
@wirelessJake
triathlon junkie | 8x USAT National Champ - Club Division | IRONMAN | Merch guru
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Hey @elonmusk can you please put a camera on the next rocket and finally put an end to all the round earth vs flat earth arguing?
Hey @elonmusk someone needs to take EV to the boating/marine industry. An all electric outboard motor is a no-brainer. I’ll even help if you like?!?! ;)
Disappointed @SouthwestAir - agent said no flights into Dca but saw plenty on app. Now I have to pay for a hotel and car. Thanks
Saturday March 18 @DeltaHeavyUK at @irispresents going to SMASH IT! w/ @Eddie_Gold @Arquemusic TICKET HERE: irispresents.com
I don't normally swim this early in the season but what the heck. 😜. Good warmup for the rest of my workout.
Pizza is always the solution. Lost your job? Order pizza. Just got dumped? Order pizza. Eating something else? Spit it out and order pizza.
“Have you tried just eating a ton of pizza?”- me as a therapist
Lady at the coffee shop has a surgical mask on. 😷 Should I be concerned? 😳. #ebola? #changeofvenue #bettersafethansorry #nooffense
Like Billy Joel, I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, but just cuz I'd rather be laughing in general
In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - albert camus
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