Edwin Heaven
@writeslikehell
Author (The Night I Got David Bowie Laid, Sorta) Screenwriter (Howard the Duck) Brands: Throx® Bands: The Tubes, The Nuns. Dogs are my favorite people.
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Seating for THE NIGHT I GOT DAVID BOWIE LAID, SORTA is on a first come basis but if you’d rather make a reservation, go here: bit.ly/12-8-25-Edwin Sat, Dec 6, 6:30 Telegraph Hill Books Aaron Peskin moderates • Storytime • Q&A • Book Signing • And Tulip, too!
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Hey Edwin it’s Dee Dee thanks for mentioning me in your book! can’t wait to read it. Open your DM!
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A cool name for a tanned band is The Dihydroxyacetones. Only draw back, though, is that after you hear them, you gotta wait at least six hours before showering.
she was the one that made us want to build a time machine to be transported back to one million years b.c.
This was my tribute to John and Yoko, once upon a time. (Yes, as well as being a deal maker, I was also a doll maker.) #anatomicallycorrect #HappyValentines
in the spirit of xmas i'd offer a cup of cheer but i know you don't drink detergent
Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever say never. But it’s okay to say ever.
Mammas, don't name your babies Spam Risk. When they grow up, no one will answer their calls.
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Three famous North Beach churches: Saint Francis of Assisi, Saints Peter and Paul, and the Church of the Perpetual Car Alarm.
Been sentimental of late. Me, a once-upon-a-time punk. I suppose if Sid Vicious had lived he'd, too, be getting a wee bit sentimental about things he loved. Like spit.
Nancy Pelosi unwrapping a Slim Jim with her teeth and eating it while on the phone handling the insurrection is the most bad-ass multitasking I've ever seen.
If you think Putin is winning the war in Ukraine, I’ve got a bridge to sell you in Crimea.
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