yetithebeagle's profile picture. Designed in England, made in Germany, raised by an American. 🇬🇧 🇩🇪 🇺🇸

Yeti the Beagle

@yetithebeagle

Designed in England, made in Germany, raised by an American. 🇬🇧 🇩🇪 🇺🇸

When the #beagle hears the mailman...

yetithebeagle's tweet image. When the #beagle hears the mailman...

Yeti der #Beagle streckt sich und gähnt. (Yeti the beagle stretches and yawns.) 🥱

yetithebeagle's tweet image. Yeti der #Beagle streckt sich und gähnt. (Yeti the beagle stretches and yawns.) 🥱

Yeti fragt, ob er die Pfanne lecken darf. (Yeti asks if he can lick the pan.) 🍳 #beagle

yetithebeagle's tweet image. Yeti fragt, ob er die Pfanne lecken darf. (Yeti asks if he can lick the pan.) 🍳 #beagle

What happens when you cross #beagles with seagulls?

yetithebeagle's tweet image. What happens when you cross #beagles with seagulls?

That’s not my tail. 😬 #BeagleBone

yetithebeagle's tweet image. That’s not my tail. 😬 #BeagleBone

So, about my next meal... #beagle

yetithebeagle's tweet image. So, about my next meal... #beagle

We seem to be having an early Spring. I, however, remain skeptical. #beagle

yetithebeagle's tweet image. We seem to be having an early Spring. I, however, remain skeptical. #beagle

Why must I always wait for my walk? I was ready forever ago. #beagle2

yetithebeagle's tweet image. Why must I always wait for my walk? I was ready forever ago. #beagle2

Yeti the Handsome, pondering the nature of stillness.

yetithebeagle's tweet image. Yeti the Handsome, pondering the nature of stillness.

Yeti the Beagle reposted

And the award for World's Ugliest Beagle goes to... @yetithebeagle!


"Now, look right at the camera!" said the photographer at the dog show. "Lick my balls," I said, turning my head away. #BeaglesGotNoEquals

yetithebeagle's tweet image. "Now, look right at the camera!" said the photographer at the dog show.

"Lick my balls," I said, turning my head away.

#BeaglesGotNoEquals

When some yappy dog barks at me from behind a fence, I don't get mad; I just smile and pee right in their grill.


Yeti the Beagle reposted

This is how our dog, @yetithebeagle, lies on the floor to cool off. (My hips ache just looking at him.) #Beagle #YogaMaster

mywifeisgerman's tweet image. This is how our dog, @yetithebeagle, lies on the floor to cool off. (My hips ache just looking at him.) #Beagle #YogaMaster

Played with 3 giants #dogs today, one after the other. Bring on the next one, bitch. #Powerful #Beagle

yetithebeagle's tweet image. Played with 3 giants #dogs today, one after the other. Bring on the next one, bitch. #Powerful #Beagle

Yeti the Beagle reposted

Why is that darling beagle evil. And why did you tattoo 666 on his innocent forehead!

"Good evening, Mr. Bond." #Evil #Dogs of #Twitter

yetithebeagle's tweet image. "Good evening, Mr. Bond." #Evil #Dogs of #Twitter


You ain't lived 'till you been tucked-in by a T-Rex. #dog #beagle #WtfDude


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