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@yokezero

Bull Milk Enthusiast. Mother of 3. Actor. Human. Vegan. Hand Model. Forbes 30 under 30, 2019. Son and Mentor of Chuck Tingle.

Love browsing and scrolling and seeing my people catching strays

One of your friends was on the bus, he groped my friend's ass, so I punched him, and now I'm on probation for simple assault. So maybe your friends should smoke weed like Janis Joplin, instead of boozing it up like drunky Irish laborers. Alcohol destroys families.



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I don’t know what everyone is talking about, I think The New Norm is pretty good.


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Not just Mr. Worldwide anymore… 🚀🌗 #2themoon

pitbull's tweet image. Not just Mr. Worldwide anymore… 🚀🌗 #2themoon
pitbull's tweet image. Not just Mr. Worldwide anymore… 🚀🌗 #2themoon

Why is he washing a single t-shirt


A woman finds nothing sexier than a man who uses all her hair products


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Literally never heard this record. Not a single song. But I have such an appreciation for the hold it has on my Caucasian musician friends.

_KINGxCROW_'s tweet image. Literally never heard this record. Not a single song. But I have such an appreciation for the hold it has on my Caucasian musician friends.

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can't take it. can't take it anymore

poisonjr's tweet image. can't take it. can't take it anymore

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french gooners be like time to jacques oeuf


Good to know they're also having trouble with this

Where does 'The North' start?

Tony__Yorkshire's tweet image. Where does 'The North' start?


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In Berlin, STOKED for my first Berghain experience. Hope I get in #clubbing

_andrewkerr_'s tweet image. In Berlin, STOKED for my first Berghain experience. Hope I get in #clubbing

Pretty sure that would just make it play louder

never saying ‘just play anything’ when I’m in an MRI again, they had me trapped in that damn tube with High Hopes by panic at the disco. I almost squeezed the panic button for them to let me out



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I was struck by the ghastly – the utterly and abjectly ghastly – phenomena of a girl as young as four years old identifying as a “teapot, short and stout”, whereupon she exhibited to my horrified visage what she took to be her “handle” and “spout”, in lieu of arms


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To this day I don't understand why he put his whole soul into that first line

The comments whenever this image gets traction:



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✅ Ban Migrants ✅ Ban Emigrants ✅ Hard Borders In And Out ✅ No One Leaves, No One Enters ✅ Build 200 Foot Wall Around Ireland #voteBill

“Looking forwards to go backwards” #VoteBill #LocalElection2024

BillBadbody's tweet image. “Looking forwards to go backwards” #VoteBill #LocalElection2024


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