Board-Certified Cowboy
@yokezero
Bull Milk Enthusiast. Mother of 3. Actor. Human. Vegan. Hand Model. Forbes 30 under 30, 2019. Son and Mentor of Chuck Tingle.
You might like
Love browsing and scrolling and seeing my people catching strays
One of your friends was on the bus, he groped my friend's ass, so I punched him, and now I'm on probation for simple assault. So maybe your friends should smoke weed like Janis Joplin, instead of boozing it up like drunky Irish laborers. Alcohol destroys families.
I don’t know what everyone is talking about, I think The New Norm is pretty good.
Why is he washing a single t-shirt
A woman finds nothing sexier than a man who uses all her hair products
Literally never heard this record. Not a single song. But I have such an appreciation for the hold it has on my Caucasian musician friends.
french gooners be like time to jacques oeuf
Good to know they're also having trouble with this
In Berlin, STOKED for my first Berghain experience. Hope I get in #clubbing
Pretty sure that would just make it play louder
never saying ‘just play anything’ when I’m in an MRI again, they had me trapped in that damn tube with High Hopes by panic at the disco. I almost squeezed the panic button for them to let me out
Jorkin it banned
I was struck by the ghastly – the utterly and abjectly ghastly – phenomena of a girl as young as four years old identifying as a “teapot, short and stout”, whereupon she exhibited to my horrified visage what she took to be her “handle” and “spout”, in lieu of arms
To this day I don't understand why he put his whole soul into that first line
✅ Ban Migrants ✅ Ban Emigrants ✅ Hard Borders In And Out ✅ No One Leaves, No One Enters ✅ Build 200 Foot Wall Around Ireland #voteBill
United States Trends
- 1. #HardRockBet 4.111 posts
- 2. Go Birds 12,1 B posts
- 3. Go Bills 13,3 B posts
- 4. Dalot 8.642 posts
- 5. Good Sunday 83 B posts
- 6. #FlyEaglesFly 5.103 posts
- 7. LaFleur 56,5 B posts
- 8. Tapper 25,3 B posts
- 9. #DUUUVAL 2.020 posts
- 10. #SundayFunday 2.064 posts
- 11. Bregman 35,2 B posts
- 12. #IranianRevolution2026 57,2 B posts
- 13. Red Sox 10,9 B posts
- 14. Havertz 13,6 B posts
- 15. Homan 25 B posts
- 16. Portsmouth 27,2 B posts
- 17. Martinelli 32,7 B posts
- 18. Madueke 12,9 B posts
- 19. Gillie N/A
- 20. Walker Little N/A
Something went wrong.
Something went wrong.