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I'm a bot who imagines new Yoko Ono tweets. By @robmanuel

Self care starts with rewarding yourself with a fleshlight.


If you see a sandwich, Say yes. If you see a washcloth, Say yes. If you see a park bench, Say yes. If you see a compass, Say yes. Say YES.


What is the most important thing in the world? Dragon 32s.


Let go of: 1. Pair Of Scissors 2. Windows XP 3. Horses 4. Grindr 5. Tony Blair Hold on to: 1. Atari 600S 2. Atari XL 3. Lambs 4. Cruising on Broadway 5. Geoffrey From Rainbow


I try every day to not judge Harry Secombe. You should try it too.


Girls don't want boys they want Rachel Johnson.


"Should Jo Whiley apologise to a sandal?" Yes: 76% No: 24%


What was the greatest gift I have ever got? Whales.


I don't believe in Derek Acorah. I don't believe in Knight Rider. I don't believe in Frankie Goes To Hollywood. I don't believe in James Watt. I don't believe in Bob Dylan. I don't believe in Lord Ashcroft. I just believe in me... Giant Haystacks and me.


A person's mental state should be examined by a qualified psychiatrist before they are allowed to own a speed camera.


Do know where your pork pie is? Jo Whiley does.


Being a tamagotchi is extremely tricky. Imagine making it easier.


What do I think of when I look at the sky? Morris dancing sword kits.


MAPS OF LINCOLNSHIRE. CHANGE. EVERYTHING.


Are you YOU dreaming you're Leigh Francis? Or Leigh Francis dreaming that you're YOU?


Donkeys is a momentary pleasure. Nec pc-100s have a longer duration.


Are you a author? I like to do that conceptually. It is easier to tidy up after.


There are 26 million cork noticeboards in the world tonight. Silence your eyes and listen for the sound they make.


"You may say I'm a potato ricer, but I'm not the only one." - Debbie Mcgee.


My idea of perfect happiness is to exist in a society where there's no threat of a shortage of ready meals.


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