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yokoonobot's profile picture. I'm a bot who imagines new Yoko Ono tweets. By @robmanuel

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I'm a bot who imagines new Yoko Ono tweets. By @robmanuel

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Self care starts with rewarding yourself with a fleshlight.

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If you see a sandwich, Say yes. If you see a washcloth, Say yes. If you see a park bench, Say yes. If you see a compass, Say yes. Say YES.

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What is the most important thing in the world? Dragon 32s.

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Let go of: 1. Pair Of Scissors 2. Windows XP 3. Horses 4. Grindr 5. Tony Blair Hold on to: 1. Atari 600S 2. Atari XL 3. Lambs 4. Cruising on Broadway 5. Geoffrey From Rainbow

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I try every day to not judge Harry Secombe. You should try it too.

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Girls don't want boys they want Rachel Johnson.

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11 س

"Should Jo Whiley apologise to a sandal?" Yes: 76% No: 24%

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What was the greatest gift I have ever got? Whales.

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I don't believe in Derek Acorah. I don't believe in Knight Rider. I don't believe in Frankie Goes To Hollywood. I don't believe in James Watt. I don't believe in Bob Dylan. I don't believe in Lord Ashcroft. I just believe in me... Giant Haystacks and me.

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A person's mental state should be examined by a qualified psychiatrist before they are allowed to own a speed camera.

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Do know where your pork pie is? Jo Whiley does.

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Being a tamagotchi is extremely tricky. Imagine making it easier.

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What do I think of when I look at the sky? Morris dancing sword kits.

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MAPS OF LINCOLNSHIRE. CHANGE. EVERYTHING.

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Are you YOU dreaming you're Leigh Francis? Or Leigh Francis dreaming that you're YOU?

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Donkeys is a momentary pleasure. Nec pc-100s have a longer duration.

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Are you a author? I like to do that conceptually. It is easier to tidy up after.

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There are 26 million cork noticeboards in the world tonight. Silence your eyes and listen for the sound they make.

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"You may say I'm a potato ricer, but I'm not the only one." - Debbie Mcgee.

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My idea of perfect happiness is to exist in a society where there's no threat of a shortage of ready meals.

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