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Johnny Dooms PhD

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sometimes I have good takes

I’m clicking on my joined date and nothing is happening, do I need to be verified?


Throwing money at problems doesn’t solve them


Sometimes I think my ex says stupid things to see if she can get a raise out of me.


When you arrive at work, step inside the office to clock in, and your Mexican supervisor is going off about how Hitler was right about the Jews.


They were seriously interviewing people about losing EBT benefits at Dodger Stadium. Tickets are the thousands of dollars.


People need to realize that Russia and China are not the same countries that they were in the 1990s, nor is the West. They have been ascending in the last 25 years and the West has been steadily declining.


I went off-line for a couple hours and I gained a ton of followers. Thank you all


Walmart recruiters have been seen at local Waffle Houses in preparation for next weekend


Hey Siri, I’m feeling a bit down play me something to cheer me up Siri: OK, here’s feel good music on Apple Music *Fade to Black starts playing*


During Biden, food prices going up was because of greedy corporations but now it’s all Trump‘s fault


When you make a bad decision, but you’re committed now.


I feel like something completely life-changing is on the horizon. I don’t know what yet but I know it’s gonna suck at first, but the end result is going to be a HUGE net positive.


Worst. Rapture. Ever.


It’s funny how much people’s perception of reality is based on what they see in movies


Half my timeline is celebrating a man’s death, the other half is complete and total conspiracy bullshit


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