Zach VanMeter
@zvm
A nerd in the midwest obsessed with everything tech. Still bitter about losing Time's 2006 Person of the Year Award to you.
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Friend: I’m getting a drink from the gas station, you need anything? Me:
embarrassing performance from me in the TSA line just now. came in too confident, took the laptop out on a laptop in the bag day. gotta be flawless on the return trip back to recover from this one
Can't believe how different @CaitlinClark22 looks in person under the lights of the Casey's Center. #JokesProbablyAlreadyBeatToDeath
cars have windows and can move. houses have windows and can’t move. so it’s not the windows that make the car go, it’s something else entirely
Just got my ticket to @DevOpsDaysDSM's 2023 event! 3 hours left for early bird prices! Don't be a dummy like I was last year: Event sold out and I had to go to WaterfallDays, it was terrible.
Hanging at #KCDC2023 today and inspired for the Agile + DevOpsDays Des Moines in Sept 7-8. Hope to see you there! linkedin.com/company/devops…
When it comes to classic kitchen utensils, like steak shovels, I trust brands like my grandmother relied on, such as xinyishifangfajiushuipifabu
"It's the rarest of all feats, it's a double wedgie in Des Moines" 🤣 #MarchMadness
How did University of Phoenix do in March Madness? Has that joke been done before? Things aren't going well for me at home.
Kellogg's CEO just sent a company wide email telling all employees they have till 5pm tomorrow to decide if theyre ready to go ‘coocoo for cocoa puffs’ or take severance
Man this had me rolling 😂 dude just took a brisk walk to the 10 in the middle of the game
In-person CIJUG is back tomorrow (Monday)! Come enjoy some free pizza at @leantechniques's new office while learning about the benefits of starting your app/jvm image in a warmed-up form. #CRaC
Join us on Monday, July 18th from 6-7:30pm at @leantechniques as @speakjava talks 'Java on CRaC: Superfast JVM Application Startup'. meetup.com/central-iowa-j… #dsmtech #cijug #jug #java
Must have been 100 degrees out there today. Might go work in the shed just so I can hear the snow scream as it dies.
"Agile" is now 20 years old. "Devops" is 10. The next wave has already started somewhere.
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