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So, um, yeah, I get to the IP for Booking in Biloxi and realize I left a bag out of my luggage and it had the swag for the VIPs and my table drape in it. #AuthorFail
I just wrote a character who has been dead for 3-4 chapters into a dinner scene. Apparently it's a seance... #amwriting #authorfail #wip needs more work
Hey #WritingCommunity. Do you struggle with getting banned on forums while trying to promote? The reasons are always unexplained or ridiculous! One line reported was “Take my hand in yours, and we’ll leave this place.” What part of that is inappropriate!? #AuthorFail #BLBooks
This is why having someone else read your book is important. I sent Molly the first 20k of Doc & Grandpa's book -- the part where they meet -- and she kindly pointed out I'd neglected to actually show them meeting. Um... #authorfail
“Arg!” she screamed. #iactuallywrotethat #MoreThanOnce #authorfail
Today I receive a really lovely 5-star review which says my book is "a compelling & magical read" but there are still no signs of a sale anywhere, LOL! 😁 Amber & I are sent to wait outside the Magician's door for our crimes, yikes! 🤓 #authorfail #yafantasy #indieauthor
AND I WAS IN THE WRONG PERSON'S POV. UGHHHHHHHHH #authorfail
I figured it out. I FINALLY figured out why I'm stuck. I'm not head hopping. That's why I'm stuck.
#authorfail My wife quoted my own book at me and I didnt recognize it... I relinquish my title of author... ...but bestow upon her the title of best wife in the whole world ever #amediting #amwriting #amfailing
When you think of a great scene as you're falling asleep and think you'll remember it in the morning. I didn't. Sigh. #writingfail #authorfail #authorlife
#authorfail...I need your help! - mailchi.mp/steenaholmes/a…
I was planning to be productive writing-wise but then I got distracted by online shopping... #authorfail
I should be watching, but am@in bed binging S6 of How To Get Away With Murder. #authorfail
I just realized I forgot to add my #NewRelease to my website. Epic #authorfail but I'll get it done!! Read my fun, new novel, #BridesatCoconuts and escape this crazy world at #Coconuts! #womensfiction #mustread #readers #bloggers #humor #heartwarming tinyurl.com/bridesatcoconu…
New idea! I'm pausing all of my #Amazon ads to see how far down the totem pole I can drop. Why? Because I give all of my royalties back to Amazon. It seems the more money I spend of their advertising, the lower my rankings drop. #overit #authorfail #givingup
I've started this sentence about 79806897 times in the last hour ... I'm never going to get it, I'm sure of it ... #AuthorFail
Tell me I’m not alone botching a submission form. I accidentally entered my 84,000 WIP as 184,000. Immediately rejected (rightfully so). No way to fix it, and was submitting per #KissPitch request. #authorfail #litrejections #amquerying Future story material. #persevere
I tried to type “You are my precious chosen one” but typed “You are my previous chosen one.” #authorfail! You know what isn’t? I’m offering my illustrated ebook & printable #art #bookmarks for free in my newsletter! Sign up now to get the #freebook! ow.ly/sEom50I2wWt
adare-elyse.com
The Illivinator – Adare Elyse
When a fiery art student transports to a fantasy realm where her art is magic, she must use all her creativity to fight the sorcerer threatening her life and find her way back home.
"As the soft slugs of their tongues curled around each other..." OMG, no. #authorfail
Published the next book in the Origins of Elaria trilogy and forgot to tell anyone 🤦♀️ #authorfail amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B07WCC…
I forgot to post my #AuthorLifeMonth photo yesterday. LOL #AuthorFail So I'll do day one and two today.
Today I receive a really lovely 5-star review which says my book is "a compelling & magical read" but there are still no signs of a sale anywhere, LOL! 😁 Amber & I are sent to wait outside the Magician's door for our crimes, yikes! 🤓 #authorfail #yafantasy #indieauthor
I went to sign up for a vendor event today. I misread the hours of operations. I now have to go back tomorrow and try again. 🤦🏼 #authorfail #indieauthor
The delusion is off the charts in these reviews Thomas Carver wrote for himself. But that just makes it all the more hilarious when you learn this sockpuppet account got busted and all the reviews were taken down!🤣#Delulu #AuthorFail
In my final episode of #EpicAuthorFails... Lissen', sometimes the #authorfail happens on live and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it but #Beyonce that thang...in other words, keep it moving! #AuthorCommunity, what is one the craziest things that has happened to you?
Embarrassing #AuthorFail and #EditorFail in @TheLancet. If you mix up sex and gender, your status of a leading scientific journal is severely blemished. #SexNotGender #BiologicalRealism
The article by professor in Genderstudies Susan.M. Shaw @feministgadfly in @Forbes is an #authorfail and an #editorfail. It's not academic at all. Ideas, beliefs and fact-free ideology.
How does Forbes put this out. We are blindly disregarding facts over feelings. It’s a fact, if you take best women’s basketball team and put them vs the best men’s, they lose handily. Yet, that’s apparently not why they don’t complete against each other. What editor signs off on
B-roll footage for Halloween. I was collecting footage for the Halloween book, and my only copy is now looking a bit scruffy! 😂 Ah well, it's a bit late anyway, I'll get a new one for next year! Have you been clumsy this week? #halloweenfail #authorfail #bookfail #childrensbook
I auto-changed a character's name from Mark to Matt. During edits, I'm now coming across phrases like - 'unreMattable', 'Matted his card' and 'there wasn't a Matt on the body' #authorfail #amwriting #WritingCommunity #crimefiction #cosycrime
Playing Scatagories with the family. List 9 has Authors as an item. An “A” is rolled for the round. Boyfriend get bonus points because he wrote me down. I didn’t think of myself. But I don’t feel too bad because my parents also forgot about me… #authorfail
Today I dropped a couple of proofs of The Ugly Truth to bookshop shops in Ipswich. 16 March is going to be here in no time 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼 (forgot to take photos 🙈 #authorfail)
So… my editing snafu has been corrected. 😅 God that was stressful lol. Let’s NEVER do that again! #AuthorsOfTwitter #AuthorFail #AmEditing #AmWriting
Author Spellcheck 👀🤔🤷♀️😆 #oops #authorfail #authorconfessions #writingwords #writingcommunity #amwriting #English #ThursdayThoughts #Thursdaymood #grammar #closeenough #amediting
When you think of a great scene as you're falling asleep and think you'll remember it in the morning. I didn't. Sigh. #writingfail #authorfail #authorlife
I tried to type “You are my precious chosen one” but typed “You are my previous chosen one.” #authorfail! You know what isn’t? I’m offering my illustrated ebook & printable #art #bookmarks for free in my newsletter! Sign up now to get the #freebook! ow.ly/sEom50I2wWt
adare-elyse.com
The Illivinator – Adare Elyse
When a fiery art student transports to a fantasy realm where her art is magic, she must use all her creativity to fight the sorcerer threatening her life and find her way back home.
Autographing paperbacks for a giveaway I’m packaging up, only to discover that EVERY one of my copies of Amplifier 4 are misprinted. 😭 Excepting one. 😰😰😰 #AuthorFail instagram.com/p/CaTF2IVvNwN/…
Author Tip: Careful with the ever helpful Find & Replace feature. Or you'll be like me and change a guy's name from Nick to Matt, then find a random "mattname" on page 23 instead of "nickname"...🤔🤪😂 #authorconfessions @writingcommunity #authorfail #amwriting #amediting #Word
Thought I'd double-side it for my final proof read-through. Forgot I'd put back the failed print-out of my daughter's maths homework 😳🤦♀️ #authorfail #WritingCommunity #amproofing #TheGirlWithTheGreenEyes #scifinovel
That moment when you realise you’ve been sharing promo text with an error in it #badauthor #authorfail
@JonMcIntosh mark Driscoll's mom must be quite the theologian. #authorfail yfrog.com/msx2yj
Ah, @morningmika is this how women are suppose to take charge & improve our lives? #AuthorFail #JournoFail @msnbc
I just realized that I wrote an entire newsletter this month and just....forgot to send it out....? Wow. #authorfail #ITried #SoSorry
When you’re baking cookies for your book signing and the dough doesn’t look quite right and you realize the recipe you sent to the @BerkleyPub design department and your entire email list was missing a critical step... #bakingfail #writinglife #authorfail #megandjo #SoSorry
I gave a copy of my hottest selling romantic suspense book to one of my childhood friends. Only to find out later that her favorite book to read is the Bible. She’s yet to reach out to me. In other news: I’m going to hell.🤦🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️ #authorconfession #authorfail
When you should be writing but instead you: ...check ALL your FB groups ...eat a muesli bar ...text a friend ...check work email ...flick through daughter’s CR ...boil the kettle ...hop on the tweeter ... (fill in the blank) #amwriting (NOT!) #authorfail #procrastination
I have a problem. I put “Gale” in my tweet announcing my book release and the character’s name is Gael. #authorfail
Bahaha! I just did the dumbest thing ever. I uploaded the cover for an upcoming book without looking it over first. (Backstory: When I'm making covers, I always add a placeholder for a future blurb). So this is what it shows on Amazon at the moment. 🤣 😂 #authorfail
Why did it take me so long to realize I could use text to speech on my phone to transcribe the handwritten stuff into the Google doc?! #amwriting #amediting #authorfail face
Today I wrestled with parallax design for 6 hours instead of plotting a sequel. #authorfail #writerslife but also #freelancerproblems
Me trying to explain the plot of my book in two succinct sentences: #authorfail #amwriting #WritingCommunity 🤦🏼♀️
Author Spellcheck 👀🤔🤷♀️😆 #oops #authorfail #authorconfessions #writingwords #writingcommunity #amwriting #English #ThursdayThoughts #Thursdaymood #grammar #closeenough #amediting
I spent an hour making a graphic for my newsletter this morning, and then I forgot to put it in. #authorfail
Reading a novel where the main character screws up so bad, there is no way they can redeem themselves in your mind. #authorfail
Wandering into the children’s library at @VPL after my event at @wordvancouver. Got a few stares because of the giant dragon cage! Spent so much time hyping my pet dragon—then I pull back the cover only to discover she never hatched in time! #authorfail 🐉🥚🐉
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