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Why do I write #romance? Find out in the latest entry of my #blog series on #Idioms, #cliches, and How to Live by Them. #amwriting #amreading #romancenovels

BlakeChannels's tweet image. Why do I write #romance? Find out in the latest entry of my #blog series on #Idioms, #cliches, and How to Live by Them. #amwriting #amreading #romancenovels


When you should be writing but instead you: ...check ALL your FB groups ...eat a muesli bar ...text a friend ...check work email ...flick through daughter’s CR ...boil the kettle ...hop on the tweeter ... (fill in the blank) #amwriting (NOT!) #authorfail #procrastination


I tried to type “You are my precious chosen one” but typed “You are my previous chosen one.” #authorfail! You know what isn’t? I’m offering my illustrated ebook & printable #art #bookmarks for free in my newsletter! Sign up now to get the #freebook! ow.ly/sEom50I2wWt


The article by professor in Genderstudies Susan.M. Shaw @feministgadfly in @Forbes is an #authorfail and an #editorfail. It's not academic at all. Ideas, beliefs and fact-free ideology.

How does Forbes put this out. We are blindly disregarding facts over feelings. It’s a fact, if you take best women’s basketball team and put them vs the best men’s, they lose handily. Yet, that’s apparently not why they don’t complete against each other. What editor signs off on



"rebel in dirt" is my poem on gardening, which I have discovered has been out a while! #authorfail Read it, if you choose. thetulsavoice.com/January-A-2018…


When you’re so irritated by something or someone that you simply have to comment (something I rarely do) and realise afterwards you made tons of grammar& punctuation mistakes in your strop 😂🙄🤦🏼‍♀️ #authorfail 😂


On Amazon reviewing my author page and just realized I never bought my own sequel that came out in 2016.... oops #authorfail


Months ago, I made notes on a book I want to write and put them in a special place. Now I want to work on the book. Can I find the notes? Nope. #authorfail


I gave a copy of my hottest selling romantic suspense book to one of my childhood friends. Only to find out later that her favorite book to read is the Bible. She’s yet to reach out to me. In other news: I’m going to hell.🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ #authorconfession #authorfail


Someone needs to do a blog post. That would be me. I'm a fail at blogging on the regular. I'd rather be writing my books. Who else struggles with that? #authorfail #writerslife #amwriting


So, um, yeah, I get to the IP for Booking in Biloxi and realize I left a bag out of my luggage and it had the swag for the VIPs and my table drape in it. #AuthorFail


So I might have bought this bad boy for a giveaway...buuuuuuuut now I kinda want to keep it 😂🤣🙈 #authorfail rebelcircus.com/kraken-mirror.…


New idea! I'm pausing all of my #Amazon ads to see how far down the totem pole I can drop. Why? Because I give all of my royalties back to Amazon. It seems the more money I spend of their advertising, the lower my rankings drop. #overit #authorfail #givingup


Autographing paperbacks for a giveaway I’m packaging up, only to discover that EVERY one of my copies of Amplifier 4 are misprinted. 😭 Excepting one. 😰😰😰 #AuthorFail instagram.com/p/CaTF2IVvNwN/…


Me trying to explain the plot of my book in two succinct sentences: #authorfail #amwriting #WritingCommunity 🤦🏼‍♀️


I am currently writing an entire series featuring a raven and I haven’t yet had him quoth NEVERMORE #authorfail

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"As the soft slugs of their tongues curled around each other..." OMG, no. #authorfail


Today I learned a lesson about being very clear with technical queries. Related: my website is now broken. #fail #authorfail


Bahaha! I just did the dumbest thing ever. I uploaded the cover for an upcoming book without looking it over first. (Backstory: When I'm making covers, I always add a placeholder for a future blurb). So this is what it shows on Amazon at the moment. 🤣 😂 #authorfail

MJSummersBooks's tweet image. Bahaha! I just did the dumbest thing ever. I uploaded the cover for an upcoming book without looking it over first. (Backstory: When I'm making covers, I always add a placeholder for a future blurb). So this is what it shows on Amazon at the moment. 🤣 😂

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Today I receive a really lovely 5-star review which says my book is "a compelling & magical read" but there are still no signs of a sale anywhere, LOL! 😁 Amber & I are sent to wait outside the Magician's door for our crimes, yikes! 🤓 #authorfail #yafantasy #indieauthor


I went to sign up for a vendor event today. I misread the hours of operations. I now have to go back tomorrow and try again. 🤦🏼 #authorfail #indieauthor


The delusion is off the charts in these reviews Thomas Carver wrote for himself. But that just makes it all the more hilarious when you learn this sockpuppet account got busted and all the reviews were taken down!🤣#Delulu #AuthorFail

thesunnishine's tweet image. The delusion is off the charts in these reviews Thomas Carver wrote for himself. But that just makes it all the more hilarious when you learn this sockpuppet account got busted and all the reviews were taken down!🤣#Delulu #AuthorFail
thesunnishine's tweet image. The delusion is off the charts in these reviews Thomas Carver wrote for himself. But that just makes it all the more hilarious when you learn this sockpuppet account got busted and all the reviews were taken down!🤣#Delulu #AuthorFail
thesunnishine's tweet image. The delusion is off the charts in these reviews Thomas Carver wrote for himself. But that just makes it all the more hilarious when you learn this sockpuppet account got busted and all the reviews were taken down!🤣#Delulu #AuthorFail
thesunnishine's tweet image. The delusion is off the charts in these reviews Thomas Carver wrote for himself. But that just makes it all the more hilarious when you learn this sockpuppet account got busted and all the reviews were taken down!🤣#Delulu #AuthorFail

In my final episode of #EpicAuthorFails... Lissen', sometimes the #authorfail happens on live and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it but #Beyonce that thang...in other words, keep it moving! #AuthorCommunity, what is one the craziest things that has happened to you?


Embarrassing #AuthorFail and #EditorFail in @TheLancet. If you mix up sex and gender, your status of a leading scientific journal is severely blemished. #SexNotGender #BiologicalRealism

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The article by professor in Genderstudies Susan.M. Shaw @feministgadfly in @Forbes is an #authorfail and an #editorfail. It's not academic at all. Ideas, beliefs and fact-free ideology.

How does Forbes put this out. We are blindly disregarding facts over feelings. It’s a fact, if you take best women’s basketball team and put them vs the best men’s, they lose handily. Yet, that’s apparently not why they don’t complete against each other. What editor signs off on



B-roll footage for Halloween. I was collecting footage for the Halloween book, and my only copy is now looking a bit scruffy! 😂 Ah well, it's a bit late anyway, I'll get a new one for next year! Have you been clumsy this week? #halloweenfail #authorfail #bookfail #childrensbook


I auto-changed a character's name from Mark to Matt. During edits, I'm now coming across phrases like - 'unreMattable', 'Matted his card' and 'there wasn't a Matt on the body' #authorfail #amwriting #WritingCommunity #crimefiction #cosycrime


Playing Scatagories with the family. List 9 has Authors as an item. An “A” is rolled for the round. Boyfriend get bonus points because he wrote me down. I didn’t think of myself. But I don’t feel too bad because my parents also forgot about me… #authorfail


Today I dropped a couple of proofs of The Ugly Truth to bookshop shops in Ipswich. 16 March is going to be here in no time 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼 (forgot to take photos 🙈 #authorfail)


So… my editing snafu has been corrected. 😅 God that was stressful lol. Let’s NEVER do that again! #AuthorsOfTwitter #AuthorFail #AmEditing #AmWriting


When you think of a great scene as you're falling asleep and think you'll remember it in the morning. I didn't. Sigh. #writingfail #authorfail #authorlife


I tried to type “You are my precious chosen one” but typed “You are my previous chosen one.” #authorfail! You know what isn’t? I’m offering my illustrated ebook & printable #art #bookmarks for free in my newsletter! Sign up now to get the #freebook! ow.ly/sEom50I2wWt


Autographing paperbacks for a giveaway I’m packaging up, only to discover that EVERY one of my copies of Amplifier 4 are misprinted. 😭 Excepting one. 😰😰😰 #AuthorFail instagram.com/p/CaTF2IVvNwN/…


Author Tip: Careful with the ever helpful Find & Replace feature. Or you'll be like me and change a guy's name from Nick to Matt, then find a random "mattname" on page 23 instead of "nickname"...🤔🤪😂 #authorconfessions @writingcommunity #authorfail #amwriting #amediting #Word


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attempt to simplify VIX futures absolute moves vs XIV. #authorfail @vixandmore

ETFreplay's tweet image. attempt to simplify VIX futures absolute moves vs XIV.  #authorfail  @vixandmore

Me trying to explain the plot of my book in two succinct sentences: #authorfail #amwriting #WritingCommunity 🤦🏼‍♀️


That moment when you realise you’ve been sharing promo text with an error in it #badauthor #authorfail


When you get the melbfashionweek sign confused with melbwritersfest and all these gorgeous skinny girls look down on your little hobbit self and point over the road to say ‘I think you’re in the wrong place...’ oops 😳 #authorfail #michelleworthington #michelleworthingtonbooks

michelle_author's tweet image. When you get the melbfashionweek  sign confused with  melbwritersfest and all these gorgeous skinny girls look down on your little hobbit self and point over the road to say ‘I think you’re in the wrong place...’ oops 😳 #authorfail #michelleworthington #michelleworthingtonbooks

@JonMcIntosh mark Driscoll's mom must be quite the theologian. #authorfail yfrog.com/msx2yj


I spent an hour making a graphic for my newsletter this morning, and then I forgot to put it in. #authorfail


When you should be writing but instead you: ...check ALL your FB groups ...eat a muesli bar ...text a friend ...check work email ...flick through daughter’s CR ...boil the kettle ...hop on the tweeter ... (fill in the blank) #amwriting (NOT!) #authorfail #procrastination


I gave a copy of my hottest selling romantic suspense book to one of my childhood friends. Only to find out later that her favorite book to read is the Bible. She’s yet to reach out to me. In other news: I’m going to hell.🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ #authorconfession #authorfail


I'm afraid of many things: Roaches, giant spiders, and apparently my newsletter mailing desk. #AuthorFail

angelakulig's tweet image. I'm afraid of many things: Roaches, giant spiders, and apparently my newsletter mailing desk. 

#AuthorFail

Nothing like having your keyboard die mid-sentence #authorfail #authorproblems


I'm a ashamed to admit that my favorite character from the Ambassadors looks a lot like Justin Bieber. #authorfail

jayasagae's tweet image. I'm a ashamed to admit that my favorite character from the Ambassadors looks a lot like Justin Bieber. #authorfail

Tell me I’m not alone botching a submission form. I accidentally entered my 84,000 WIP as 184,000. Immediately rejected (rightfully so). No way to fix it, and was submitting per #KissPitch request. #authorfail #litrejections #amquerying Future story material. #persevere


Accidentally reprising a Love Actually scene while editing poolside = #AuthorFail #writerproblems

eleri_grace's tweet image. Accidentally reprising a Love Actually scene while editing poolside = #AuthorFail #writerproblems

Thought I'd double-side it for my final proof read-through. Forgot I'd put back the failed print-out of my daughter's maths homework 😳🤦‍♀️ #authorfail #WritingCommunity #amproofing #TheGirlWithTheGreenEyes #scifinovel

jm_briscoe's tweet image. Thought I'd double-side it for my final proof read-through. Forgot I'd put back the failed print-out of my daughter's maths homework 😳🤦‍♀️ #authorfail #WritingCommunity #amproofing #TheGirlWithTheGreenEyes #scifinovel

Hadn't realised my OWN book is out on the @MillsandBoon site today. Duh. #authorfail millsandboon.co.uk/p51036/married…


When you’re baking cookies for your book signing and the dough doesn’t look quite right and you realize the recipe you sent to the @BerkleyPub design department and your entire email list was missing a critical step... #bakingfail #writinglife #authorfail #megandjo #SoSorry

VirginiaKantra's tweet image. When you’re baking cookies for your book signing and the dough doesn’t look quite right and you realize the recipe you sent to the @BerkleyPub design department and your entire email list was missing a critical step... #bakingfail #writinglife #authorfail #megandjo #SoSorry

I just realized I forgot to add my #NewRelease to my website. Epic #authorfail but I'll get it done!! Read my fun, new novel, #BridesatCoconuts and escape this crazy world at #Coconuts! #womensfiction #mustread #readers #bloggers #humor #heartwarming tinyurl.com/bridesatcoconu…

bethcarter007's tweet image. I just realized I forgot to add my #NewRelease to my website. Epic #authorfail but I'll get it done!! Read my fun, new novel, #BridesatCoconuts and escape this crazy world at #Coconuts! #womensfiction #mustread #readers #bloggers #humor #heartwarming  tinyurl.com/bridesatcoconu…

Snow + more snow = this author not making it to @BeaumontLeysSch for #WorldBookDay today, sadly! Boo... But will rearrange and see you soon in lovely Leicester... #travelhassle #authorfail

KarenMcCombie's tweet image. Snow + more snow = this author not making it to @BeaumontLeysSch for #WorldBookDay today, sadly! Boo... But will rearrange and see you soon in lovely Leicester... #travelhassle #authorfail

That thing when a sharp-eyed reader emails to tell you about a mistook in one of your books. #authorfail


Bought my own book at upper west Barnes & Noble for Spanish translation meeting #juegacomochica #authorfail #authorbrag twitpic.com/advjo5


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