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My fave "Joke Of The Week" so far from our Data models prof. #databasejokes #DontGraduateAtKU #chooseKstate lol
How many clouds do you want to buy? Alllll the clouds 😁 #CloudComputingJokes #CloudComputing #DatabaseJokes #cloud #CloudShift
SQL Joke of the Month: Why do databases make great dancers? They're always in 'sync'! 💃 #DatabaseJokes #SQLHumor
SQL Joke of the Month: An SQL injection attack walks into a bar, and before the bartender can react, it says, "DROP TABLE drinks;" #DatabaseJokes #SQLHumor
SQL Joke of the Month: An unoptimized query walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'll serve you, but it might take a while." #DatabaseJokes #SQLHumor
Anyone else get TRIGGERED by spam emails from IT companies offering help with your SNOWFLAKE database...? #Jokes #DataBaseJokes #tuesdaytease #tuesdayvibe
'How are your relations?' 'Normalized.' #databasejokes #computersciencejokes
My professor said "Insertion Difficulties." lol. #DatabaseJokes #Im12
I tried to read the FIRST database book, but all I could find was the SQL. #databaseJokes
A SQL query walks into a bar, goes up to two tables and asks, 'Can I join you?' 🍻😂 #DatabaseJokes #SQL
Favourite line of the conference goes to CSW, on '#BSVBlockchain vs. BitcoinSV': "Real estate agents don't say 'go with us, we use Oracle'. 'No, go with us - we use SQL!'" #databasejokes 😂🤣
What did the cupid say to the DBA? I have a relational database for you. #databasejokes
Why can't SQL and NoSQL developers find a decent relationship? Because they can't agree on the key! 🔑 #DatabaseJokes #TechHumor
Trying to come up with an answer for "Why did the database cross the road?" It will be a good culmination for the #databasejokes series.
Why can't SQL and NoSQL developers find a decent relationship? Because they can't agree on the key! 🔑 #DatabaseJokes #TechHumor
Graph databases: because who needs straightforward tables when you can have a web of confusion instead? 🕸️ #DataModeling #DatabaseJokes
SQL Joke of the Month: What's a database admin's favorite game? Table tennis! 🏓 #DatabaseJokes #SQLHumor
SQL Joke of the Month: Why do database admins make great detectives? They can always uncover an index! 🔍 #DatabaseJokes #SQLHumor
A SQL query walks into a bar, goes up to two tables and asks, 'Can I join you?' 🍻😂 #DatabaseJokes #SQL
SQL Joke of the Month: How do databases stay in shape? By doing 'row'bics! 🤸 #DatabaseJokes #SQLHumor
Did you hear that Oracle can be a bit insensitive when it comes to case? 🤣 #OracleHumor #DatabaseJokes Check out how to handle it here: devhubby.com/thread/how-to-…"
SQL Joke of the Month: What's a database developer's favorite type of music? 'Row'ck and roll! 🎸 #DatabaseJokes #SQLHumor
SQL Joke of the Month: What's a database admin's favorite type of movie? 'Row'mantic comedies! 🍿 #DatabaseJokes #SQLHumor
Why did the database administrator break up with SQL? They just couldn't commit! 💔💻 #TechBreakup #DatabaseJokes #TechHumor
SQL Joke of the Month: Why are database admins so good at solving puzzles? They're experts at 'table' flipping! 🧩 #DatabaseJokes #SQLHumor
SQL Joke of the Month: How do databases stay cool in the summer? They chill in the 'pool' of connections! 😎 #DatabaseJokes #SQLHumor
Why was the database so unhappy? Its SQL relationships were a mess. 😔🗄️ #DatabaseJokes
SQL Joke of the Month: An unoptimized query walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'll serve you, but it might take a while." #DatabaseJokes #SQLHumor
SQL Joke of the Month: An SQL injection attack walks into a bar, and before the bartender can react, it says, "DROP TABLE drinks;" #DatabaseJokes #SQLHumor
SQL Joke of the Month: Why do databases make great dancers? They're always in 'sync'! 💃 #DatabaseJokes #SQLHumor
Why did the data engineer break up with their computer? "It couldn't handle their relationship issues – too many joins! " XD #DataEngineeringHumor #DatabaseJokes #JoiningProblems #TechLaughs #sql #developerlife #programmer
#sql #sqlfunnies #databasejokes #datamemes #sqlmemes #sqlserver2022 #sqlfam #coding #programming #programmingmeme #codinghumor #code #sqlcoding #data #datascience #database #databaseadmin #dba #datadeveloper #sqlmemory
My fave "Joke Of The Week" so far from our Data models prof. #databasejokes #DontGraduateAtKU #chooseKstate lol
How many clouds do you want to buy? Alllll the clouds 😁 #CloudComputingJokes #CloudComputing #DatabaseJokes #cloud #CloudShift
SQL Joke of the Month: Why do databases make great dancers? They're always in 'sync'! 💃 #DatabaseJokes #SQLHumor
SQL Joke of the Month: An SQL injection attack walks into a bar, and before the bartender can react, it says, "DROP TABLE drinks;" #DatabaseJokes #SQLHumor
SQL Joke of the Month: An unoptimized query walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'll serve you, but it might take a while." #DatabaseJokes #SQLHumor
Anyone else get TRIGGERED by spam emails from IT companies offering help with your SNOWFLAKE database...? #Jokes #DataBaseJokes #tuesdaytease #tuesdayvibe
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