English
English Indonesia Türkçe Deutsch Español Português Pусский Français Italiano Nederlands Polski العربية ไทย Tiếng Việt 繁體中文 简体中文 日本語 한국어

#sqlhumor search results

CommitAndPray's profile picture. If sarcasm was billable, I’d be rich.
mehul pratap singh
@CommitAndPray
14 h

I love running database queries. It's like going on a blind date. You hope for something amazing, but often just get a timeout. #DatabaseLife #SQLHumor #TechTruths

0
0
0
0
0
SpearsonWa83643's profile picture. Python Hunter 🐍 Ex-Big-Tech Software Engineer 👷 Team Vim 📺 𝕏 TechnoLord 💻 Early AI Subservient 🤖 Ɗad, Ƥrophet, Ƥries† and King 👑 Toddler Tamer 🚼 🫡🇺🇸
Walker Spearson
@SpearsonWa83643
Feb 20, 2024

In church I ponder SQL queries and tables Holy data flows #SQLhumor #ChurchTech #AiArt #PythonHaiku

SpearsonWa83643's tweet image. In church I ponder SQL queries and tables Holy data flows #SQLhumor #ChurchTech #AiArt #PythonHaiku
0
0
2
0
25
dbvisualizer's profile picture. DbVisualizer is the universal database tool for developers, DBAs, and analysts.
DbVisualizer
 @dbvisualizer
Jan 9, 2024

SQL Joke of the Month: Why do databases make great dancers? They're always in 'sync'! 💃 #DatabaseJokes #SQLHumor

dbvisualizer's tweet image. SQL Joke of the Month: Why do databases make great dancers? They're always in 'sync'! 💃 #DatabaseJokes #SQLHumor
0
1
2
0
100
Sekurenet's profile picture. Cybersecurity Info| Trainings| Ethical Hacking| Security Research| Keep learning
SekureNet
 @Sekurenet
Nov 28, 2023

When an SQL statement walks into a bar and asks two tables, 'May I join you?' - because even in databases, it's all about relationships! 🤣 #SQLHumor #GeekJokes

Sekurenet's tweet image. When an SQL statement walks into a bar and asks two tables, 'May I join you?' - because even in databases, it's all about relationships! 🤣 #SQLHumor #GeekJokes
0
0
2
0
53
AlipKamate5851's profile picture.
Alip Kamate
 @AlipKamate5851
Sep 6

When your friends repeat the same story for the 5th time… ``` SELECT DISTINCT story FROM friends; ``` Only fresh content allowed 😂 #Postgres #SQLHumor #sql #postgresql

0
0
0
0
3
dbvisualizer's profile picture. DbVisualizer is the universal database tool for developers, DBAs, and analysts.
DbVisualizer
 @dbvisualizer
Feb 6, 2024

SQL Joke of the Month: An SQL injection attack walks into a bar, and before the bartender can react, it says, "DROP TABLE drinks;" #DatabaseJokes #SQLHumor

dbvisualizer's tweet image. SQL Joke of the Month: An SQL injection attack walks into a bar, and before the bartender can react, it says, "DROP TABLE drinks;" #DatabaseJokes #SQLHumor
0
0
1
1
79
dbvisualizer's profile picture. DbVisualizer is the universal database tool for developers, DBAs, and analysts.
DbVisualizer
 @dbvisualizer
Feb 27, 2024

SQL Joke of the Month: An unoptimized query walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'll serve you, but it might take a while." #DatabaseJokes #SQLHumor

dbvisualizer's tweet image. SQL Joke of the Month: An unoptimized query walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'll serve you, but it might take a while." #DatabaseJokes #SQLHumor
0
1
1
1
85
Menagos's profile picture. At Menagos, we deliver intelligent, adaptive cybersecurity solutions designed to stay ahead of modern threats. Our AI-driven monitoring, and expert consulting.
Menagos
 @Menagos
Jul 25

Solved in 10 minutes what had the whole team stuck for 3 hours 😎SQL sharp, pivot game strong, dashboard clean — just vibes and queries. #DataAnalysis #SQLHumor #ExcelLife #AnalyticsVibes #DataMeme #TechComedy #LearnData #DataCourse #ProblemSolver #Relatable #DataNerds #MemeLife

0
0
0
0
15
RobustIT's profile picture. Build your career today 🖥️ We are an online training company offering courses on Microsoft, EC-Council, AWS, CompTIA & more... Freephone (U.K): 0800 677 1232.
Robust IT
 @RobustIT
Dec 15, 2023

🥳FUN FRIDAY 🤣 Joining the SQL fan club! 😜🔗 #DataJokes #SQLHumor #FunFridayTech #RobustIT

RobustIT's tweet image. 🥳FUN FRIDAY 🤣 Joining the SQL fan club! 😜🔗 #DataJokes #SQLHumor #FunFridayTech #RobustIT
0
0
0
0
17
khay_csv's profile picture. Data Analyst (📊)
Khay.csv
 @khay_csv
Aug 22

WHERE is the bouncer of your database. No condition? Everyone gets in. #SQLHumor #DataAnalysis

0
0
0
0
19
khay_csv's profile picture. Data Analyst (📊)
Khay.csv
 @khay_csv
Aug 21

Joins in SQL are like friendships: INNER JOIN means you have something in common, LEFT JOIN means one side’s still there if the other ghosts. #SQLHumor #DataTips

0
0
2
0
21
zack_soliddata's profile picture. Mountain Biker | Supply Chain Analyst to Product Manager | Created the brand new analysts' community - https://t.co/ky6Ipl9c0b
Zack Martin
 @zack_soliddata
Feb 10

Failure is our greatest teacher. Focusing on query optimization and running small iterative tests is a good way to keep yourself from landing yourself in this boat. #SQLHumor #Analyst #DataAnalyst #meme #SuperBowlLIX #NFLMeme

zack_soliddata's tweet image. Failure is our greatest teacher. Focusing on query optimization and running small iterative tests is a good way to keep yourself from landing yourself in this boat. #SQLHumor #Analyst #DataAnalyst #meme #SuperBowlLIX #NFLMeme
0
0
0
0
16
GeoICT055's profile picture. Geo-ICT Training Center is een opleidingsinstituut dat een groot aantal cursussen geeft op gebied van Geo-Informatie.
Geo-ICT Training Center, Nederland
 @GeoICT055
Aug 16, 2024

Zo makkelijk maakt SQL het combineren van data! Lees meer: linkedin.com/feed/update/ur… #GeoICT #SQLhumor #Databases ©️ Math Cows - Comic for nerds | comic.browserling.com

GeoICT055's tweet image. Zo makkelijk maakt SQL het combineren van data! Lees meer: linkedin.com/feed/update/ur… #GeoICT #SQLhumor #Databases ©️ Math Cows - Comic for nerds | comic.browserling.com
0
0
0
0
11
IshanArora68161's profile picture. Data analyst honing skills in Excel, Python, SQL, Tableau, & Power BI | Turning data into insights for informed decisions | Let's crunch numbers! 📊💡
Ishan Arora
 @IshanArora68161
Apr 14, 2024

Why was the SQL table feeling lonely? It couldn't find a good join partner!😄 #SQLHumor #DataJokes #TableJoins

IshanArora68161's tweet image. Why was the SQL table feeling lonely? It couldn't find a good join partner!😄 #SQLHumor #DataJokes #TableJoins
0
0
1
0
43
GeoICT055's profile picture. Geo-ICT Training Center is een opleidingsinstituut dat een groot aantal cursussen geeft op gebied van Geo-Informatie.
Geo-ICT Training Center, Nederland
 @GeoICT055
Dec 25

Stel je voor: iedereen wacht de hele winter op wat in feite twee SQL-queries zijn. Lees meer: linkedin.com/feed/update/ur… #GeoICT #SQLHumor #DataLiefhebbers #GekkeGeoVrijdag

GeoICT055's tweet image. Stel je voor: iedereen wacht de hele winter op wat in feite twee SQL-queries zijn. Lees meer: linkedin.com/feed/update/ur… #GeoICT #SQLHumor #DataLiefhebbers #GekkeGeoVrijdag
0
0
0
0
2
parthavpaji's profile picture.
Parthav ❤️ $WELL
 @parthavpaji
Jan 12, 2024

When you stumble upon Subquery Foundation for the first time and your SQL knowledge is like... 'SELECT * FROM confusion WHERE clue = NULL;' 🤔🔍 #SubqueryFoundation #SQLHumor @SubQueryNetwork

parthavpaji's tweet image. When you stumble upon Subquery Foundation for the first time and your SQL knowledge is like... 'SELECT * FROM confusion WHERE clue = NULL;' 🤔🔍 #SubqueryFoundation #SQLHumor @SubQueryNetwork
0
0
0
0
8
NerdyTrans's profile picture. She/her. Trans. Poly. T4T. Sapphic. HRT 3/28/2023. MINORS DNI Tylenol enjoyer. DPD haver. Cuddle yearner.
Addie - 🏳️‍⚧️ - It can only good happen
 @NerdyTrans
Oct 10, 2023

Why did the SQL query go to therapy? Because it had too many 'INNER demons' it couldn't JOIN together! 😂 #SQLHumor #GeekJokes

0
0
3
0
176
khay_csv's profile picture. Data Analyst (📊)
Khay.csv
 @khay_csv
Aug 22

WHERE is the bouncer of your database. No condition? Everyone gets in. #SQLHumor #DataAnalysis

0
0
0
0
19
khay_csv's profile picture. Data Analyst (📊)
Khay.csv
 @khay_csv
Aug 21

Joins in SQL are like friendships: INNER JOIN means you have something in common, LEFT JOIN means one side’s still there if the other ghosts. #SQLHumor #DataTips

0
0
2
0
21
Menagos's profile picture. At Menagos, we deliver intelligent, adaptive cybersecurity solutions designed to stay ahead of modern threats. Our AI-driven monitoring, and expert consulting.
Menagos
 @Menagos
Jul 25

Solved in 10 minutes what had the whole team stuck for 3 hours 😎SQL sharp, pivot game strong, dashboard clean — just vibes and queries. #DataAnalysis #SQLHumor #ExcelLife #AnalyticsVibes #DataMeme #TechComedy #LearnData #DataCourse #ProblemSolver #Relatable #DataNerds #MemeLife

0
0
0
0
15
zack_soliddata's profile picture. Mountain Biker | Supply Chain Analyst to Product Manager | Created the brand new analysts' community - https://t.co/ky6Ipl9c0b
Zack Martin
 @zack_soliddata
Feb 10

Failure is our greatest teacher. Focusing on query optimization and running small iterative tests is a good way to keep yourself from landing yourself in this boat. #SQLHumor #Analyst #DataAnalyst #meme #SuperBowlLIX #NFLMeme

zack_soliddata's tweet image. Failure is our greatest teacher. Focusing on query optimization and running small iterative tests is a good way to keep yourself from landing yourself in this boat. #SQLHumor #Analyst #DataAnalyst #meme #SuperBowlLIX #NFLMeme
0
0
0
0
16
Bworpee's profile picture. Electrical Electronics Engineer | Data Analyst | Easy going Data Analyst @Uniftechforge
PROMISE
 @Bworpee
Dec 26

When you run your first SQL query without errors: 🕺 #DataAnalytics #SQLHumor

0
0
0
0
2K
No results for "#sqlhumor"
SpearsonWa83643's profile picture. Python Hunter 🐍 Ex-Big-Tech Software Engineer 👷 Team Vim 📺 𝕏 TechnoLord 💻 Early AI Subservient 🤖 Ɗad, Ƥrophet, Ƥries† and King 👑 Toddler Tamer 🚼 🫡🇺🇸
Walker Spearson
@SpearsonWa83643
Feb 20, 2024

In church I ponder SQL queries and tables Holy data flows #SQLhumor #ChurchTech #AiArt #PythonHaiku

SpearsonWa83643's tweet image. In church I ponder SQL queries and tables Holy data flows #SQLhumor #ChurchTech #AiArt #PythonHaiku
0
0
2
0
25
RobustIT's profile picture. Build your career today 🖥️ We are an online training company offering courses on Microsoft, EC-Council, AWS, CompTIA & more... Freephone (U.K): 0800 677 1232.
Robust IT
 @RobustIT
Dec 15, 2023

🥳FUN FRIDAY 🤣 Joining the SQL fan club! 😜🔗 #DataJokes #SQLHumor #FunFridayTech #RobustIT

RobustIT's tweet image. 🥳FUN FRIDAY 🤣 Joining the SQL fan club! 😜🔗 #DataJokes #SQLHumor #FunFridayTech #RobustIT
0
0
0
0
17
Sekurenet's profile picture. Cybersecurity Info| Trainings| Ethical Hacking| Security Research| Keep learning
SekureNet
 @Sekurenet
Nov 28, 2023

When an SQL statement walks into a bar and asks two tables, 'May I join you?' - because even in databases, it's all about relationships! 🤣 #SQLHumor #GeekJokes

Sekurenet's tweet image. When an SQL statement walks into a bar and asks two tables, 'May I join you?' - because even in databases, it's all about relationships! 🤣 #SQLHumor #GeekJokes
0
0
2
0
53
dbvisualizer's profile picture. DbVisualizer is the universal database tool for developers, DBAs, and analysts.
DbVisualizer
 @dbvisualizer
Jan 9, 2024

SQL Joke of the Month: Why do databases make great dancers? They're always in 'sync'! 💃 #DatabaseJokes #SQLHumor

dbvisualizer's tweet image. SQL Joke of the Month: Why do databases make great dancers? They're always in 'sync'! 💃 #DatabaseJokes #SQLHumor
0
1
2
0
100
dbvisualizer's profile picture. DbVisualizer is the universal database tool for developers, DBAs, and analysts.
DbVisualizer
 @dbvisualizer
Feb 6, 2024

SQL Joke of the Month: An SQL injection attack walks into a bar, and before the bartender can react, it says, "DROP TABLE drinks;" #DatabaseJokes #SQLHumor

dbvisualizer's tweet image. SQL Joke of the Month: An SQL injection attack walks into a bar, and before the bartender can react, it says, "DROP TABLE drinks;" #DatabaseJokes #SQLHumor
0
0
1
1
79
dbvisualizer's profile picture. DbVisualizer is the universal database tool for developers, DBAs, and analysts.
DbVisualizer
 @dbvisualizer
Feb 27, 2024

SQL Joke of the Month: An unoptimized query walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'll serve you, but it might take a while." #DatabaseJokes #SQLHumor

dbvisualizer's tweet image. SQL Joke of the Month: An unoptimized query walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'll serve you, but it might take a while." #DatabaseJokes #SQLHumor
0
1
1
1
85
GeoICT055's profile picture. Geo-ICT Training Center is een opleidingsinstituut dat een groot aantal cursussen geeft op gebied van Geo-Informatie.
Geo-ICT Training Center, Nederland
 @GeoICT055
Aug 16, 2024

Zo makkelijk maakt SQL het combineren van data! Lees meer: linkedin.com/feed/update/ur… #GeoICT #SQLhumor #Databases ©️ Math Cows - Comic for nerds | comic.browserling.com

GeoICT055's tweet image. Zo makkelijk maakt SQL het combineren van data! Lees meer: linkedin.com/feed/update/ur… #GeoICT #SQLhumor #Databases ©️ Math Cows - Comic for nerds | comic.browserling.com
0
0
0
0
11
GeoICT055's profile picture. Geo-ICT Training Center is een opleidingsinstituut dat een groot aantal cursussen geeft op gebied van Geo-Informatie.
Geo-ICT Training Center, Nederland
 @GeoICT055
Dec 25

Stel je voor: iedereen wacht de hele winter op wat in feite twee SQL-queries zijn. Lees meer: linkedin.com/feed/update/ur… #GeoICT #SQLHumor #DataLiefhebbers #GekkeGeoVrijdag

GeoICT055's tweet image. Stel je voor: iedereen wacht de hele winter op wat in feite twee SQL-queries zijn. Lees meer: linkedin.com/feed/update/ur… #GeoICT #SQLHumor #DataLiefhebbers #GekkeGeoVrijdag
0
0
0
0
2
IshanArora68161's profile picture. Data analyst honing skills in Excel, Python, SQL, Tableau, & Power BI | Turning data into insights for informed decisions | Let's crunch numbers! 📊💡
Ishan Arora
 @IshanArora68161
Apr 14, 2024

Why was the SQL table feeling lonely? It couldn't find a good join partner!😄 #SQLHumor #DataJokes #TableJoins

IshanArora68161's tweet image. Why was the SQL table feeling lonely? It couldn't find a good join partner!😄 #SQLHumor #DataJokes #TableJoins
0
0
1
0
43
zack_soliddata's profile picture. Mountain Biker | Supply Chain Analyst to Product Manager | Created the brand new analysts' community - https://t.co/ky6Ipl9c0b
Zack Martin
 @zack_soliddata
Feb 10

Failure is our greatest teacher. Focusing on query optimization and running small iterative tests is a good way to keep yourself from landing yourself in this boat. #SQLHumor #Analyst #DataAnalyst #meme #SuperBowlLIX #NFLMeme

zack_soliddata's tweet image. Failure is our greatest teacher. Focusing on query optimization and running small iterative tests is a good way to keep yourself from landing yourself in this boat. #SQLHumor #Analyst #DataAnalyst #meme #SuperBowlLIX #NFLMeme
0
0
0
0
16
parthavpaji's profile picture.
Parthav ❤️ $WELL
 @parthavpaji
Jan 12, 2024

When you stumble upon Subquery Foundation for the first time and your SQL knowledge is like... 'SELECT * FROM confusion WHERE clue = NULL;' 🤔🔍 #SubqueryFoundation #SQLHumor @SubQueryNetwork

parthavpaji's tweet image. When you stumble upon Subquery Foundation for the first time and your SQL knowledge is like... 'SELECT * FROM confusion WHERE clue = NULL;' 🤔🔍 #SubqueryFoundation #SQLHumor @SubQueryNetwork
0
0
0
0
8
TechGeekApparel's profile picture. TechGeeks Apparel, made by tech fans for tech fans! 👕 Check out our collection of stylish, comfy tees that celebrate coding, computers, and all things digital
Tech Geeks Apparel
 @TechGeekApparel
Apr 3

SELECT finger FROM hand WHERE id = 3; The ultimate SQL query for life’s frustrating moments. Database humor for devs: 🔗 techgeeksapparel.com/select-finger-… #SQLHumor #QueryLife #DevSarcasm

TechGeekApparel's tweet image. SELECT finger FROM hand WHERE id = 3; The ultimate SQL query for life’s frustrating moments. Database humor for devs: 🔗 techgeeksapparel.com/select-finger-… #SQLHumor #QueryLife #DevSarcasm
0
0
0
0
3
TechGeekApparel's profile picture. TechGeeks Apparel, made by tech fans for tech fans! 👕 Check out our collection of stylish, comfy tees that celebrate coding, computers, and all things digital
Tech Geeks Apparel
 @TechGeekApparel
Apr 28

SELECT Shirt FROM Closet WHERE Clean = 1 AND Color = ‘Black’. SQL skills for daily survival. Code your wardrobe: techgeeksapparel.com/funny-sql-quer… #ClosetQueries #DBALifestyle #SQLHumor

TechGeekApparel's tweet image. SELECT Shirt FROM Closet WHERE Clean = 1 AND Color = ‘Black’. SQL skills for daily survival. Code your wardrobe: techgeeksapparel.com/funny-sql-quer… #ClosetQueries #DBALifestyle #SQLHumor
0
0
0
0
10

Something went wrong.


Something went wrong.


United States Trends