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互联网靠路由自愈，Pipe 靠证明自愈。 The Internet routes around failure, Pipe Network routes around trust.
This image is a TCP/IP Joke. This tweet is a UDP joke. I don't care if you get it.
Today is my first day at AWS. I noticed a small bug in DynamoDB clustering implementation and I think I fixed it. Shipped to prod already. Going to make a coffee and will check back if everything is working.
Client: Of course the network gets regular attention, we patch the servers and laptops every month and just bought a new model printer... The network: #LaptopsAndServersAreNotTheNetwork #UpdateYourSwitchesFirmware #RoutersNeedLoveToo
linkedin should shut me down for this (giving away the $127k system that breaks their platform) while everyone sends 150 connection requests hoping for replies i built an operating system that sends 7,500+ messages automatically and books enterprise calls while i sleep NO…
software "engineers" when they need to make a hash table that converts "google . com" to "192.168.0.1" WAHHHHHH so HARD *shuts down the entire internet for a day*
🚧 When“Everything Looks Fine”- But Isn’t Your network graphs are green, links look stable, and pings seem okay. yet users complain. At NetAxis Global, we go beyond uptime-we dig into: ✔ Packet-level diagnostics ✔ Latency heatmaps & flow analysis ✔ Queue & buffer optimization
When past you knew the problem but not the solution. #Tech #technology #toprankmarketing #programminghumor #programmingmemes #memes #meme #java #csharp #cpp #javascript #html #python #java #codingmemes #codingjokes #github
E sure me say the network sef go don tire for this customer… 😂😂😂😂😂😂
When I started learning networking, I barely understood what an IP address really meant. But little by little, from configuring routers, troubleshooting pings that refused to reply, to breaking down the IPv4 header field by field things started to click. #Networking #ccna
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Why did the network engineer break up with his girlfriend? She was always trying to tunnel into his emotions. #NetworkEngineeringJokes #TunnelVision (No pun intended) #NetworkEngineering #NetworkingProfessionals #CYBERSECURITY #DataCommunication #ITInfrastructure
Why did the router go to therapy? What was wrong with it? It had a bad connection. #NetworkEngineeringJokes #RoutersAndRelationships #NetworkEngineering #NetworkingProblems #CiscoLoversUnite #NetworkSecurityMatters #PacketTracerGenius
Why did the network engineer break up with his girlfriend? She was always trying to tunnel into his emotions. #NetworkEngineeringJokes #TunnelVision (No pun intended) #NetworkEngineering #NetworkingProfessionals #CYBERSECURITY #DataCommunication #ITInfrastructure
Why did the network engineer quit his job? Because he didn't get a router response to his complaints. #NetworkEngineeringJokes #RouterTroubles #NetworkEngineering #CiscoNetworking #CCNAStudyGroup #DataCenterArchitecture #SDNandNFV
Why did the router go to therapy? It had a lot of IP issues. #NetworkEngineeringJokes #IPProblems #NetworkingFundamentals #NetworkSecurityBestPractices #CloudComputingArchitecture #SDNandNFV #CiscoNetworking
Why did the router go on a diet? Because it wanted to lose some packet weight. #NetworkEngineeringJokes #PacketPuns #NetworkEngineering #NetworkingPros #CiscoSwitching #CCNAStudyTips #SDNAndNFV
Why did the network engineer quit his job? He couldn't cut through the red tape. #NetworkEngineeringJokes #NetworkingHumor #NetworkAdministration #CCNAStudyGuide #CISCONetworking #SDNandNFV #DataCenterDesign
Why did the network engineer quit his job? Because he didn't get along with the TCP/IP of the company! #NetworkEngineeringJokes #NetworkingHumor #NetworkEngineering #NetworkingProbs #RouterConfig #CiscoExpert #PacketPushers
Why did the router go to therapy? Why was it troubled? It had a lot of "dropped" connections. #NetworkEngineeringJokes #NetworkingHumor #NetworkEngineering #CiscoNetworking #CCNAStudy #SDNExperts #NetworkSecurity
Why did the network engineer quit his job? He didn't get any work done in the end. #NetworkEngineeringJokes #NetworkingPuns #NoIPsWereHarmedInTheMakingOfThisJoke #NetworkEngineering #NetworkingProbs #Ciscocert #RoutingAndSwitching #CCNAstudies
Why did the network engineer quit his job? He didn't get along with his IP address issues. #NetworkEngineeringJokes #NetworkEngineering #NetworkingProfessionals #CISCOEngineers #NetworkInfrastructure #CybersecurityProtocols
Why did the router go to therapy? Because it was feeling a little "unstable". #NetworkEngineeringJokes #RouterProblems #NetworkAdminLife #NetworkingProbs #CISCLife #RouterTech #SDN #NetworkingCommunity
Why did the router go to therapy? It was feeling a little "disconnected" #NetworkEngineeringJokes #NetworkingHumor #RouterProblems #NetworkingBasics #CiscoConfig #SDNandNFV #NetworkSecurity #NetworkAdministration
Why did the switch go to therapy? It was feeling a little "routed" in life. #NetworkEngineeringJokes #SwitchLife #NetworkEngineering #NetworkingProblems #CiscoConfig #SDNandNFV #EthernetProtocols
Why did the router go to therapy? Because it was feeling a little "disconnected". #NetworkEngineeringJokes #RouterProblems #NetworkingFoundations #NetworkDesignAndImplementation #RoutingProtocols #SwitchingAndVLANs #CCNAStudyGroup
Why did the subnet mask go to therapy? #NetworkEngineeringJokes #SubnetLife #NetworkEngineering #CISCOConfig #RoutingProtocols #SwitchingFundamentals #CCNAstudy
Why did the network engineer quit his job? He couldn't cut through the red tape. #NetworkEngineeringJokes #EngineeringHumor #NetworkEngineering #NetworkingProbs #CiscoConfig #RouterTech #SwitchHacks
Why did the network engineer break up with his girlfriend? She was always pinging him for attention. #NetworkEngineeringJokes #NetworkingHumor #NetworkEngineering #NetworkingProbs #RouterLove #SwitchLife #CCNAstudies
Why did the network engineer quit his job? He couldn't cut through the noise. #NetworkEngineeringJokes #NetworkingHumor #NetworkEngineering #CCNAPrepare #CiscoNetworking #RoutingProtocols #SDNArchitecture
Why did the network engineer break up with his girlfriend? She was always dropping packets and couldn't route her emotions properly. #NetworkEngineeringJokes #CiscoLife #PacketPuns #NetworkSecurity #CiscoNetworking #CCNAStudyGroup #EthernetProtocols #DataCenterDesign
Why did the router go to therapy? #NetworkEngineeringJokes #RouterProblems #NetworkingProbs #RoutingAndSwitching #CiscoCCNA #NetworkSecurityMeasures #SDNArchitecture
A network engineer a few minutes after visiting his friend at Medical school. #networkengineeringjokes #network #MIT
Mind successfully refreshed. Creating subnets is the easiest task, one of the few reasons for creating subnets is to minimize the broadcast domain within a network, this eases management, improves speed, and security at large. #networkengineeringjokes
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