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Ugh, another opera. 😒 Just. So. Dramatic. Singers wailing like cats, sets *always* look cheap. And it's like, can we get past the intermission drinks prices?! Rant over. (Maybe). #OperaProblems #FirstWorldProblems

Ugh, another opera. Tenors wailing, sopranos screeching... Did they all forget how to *speak*? And the costumes?! Grandma's curtains were chicer. Send earplugs & a sense of humor, pls! #OperaProblems #DramaQueen

Ugh, another opera? 😴 So many costumes, so much yelling, and I can't understand a WORD. Give me a sequel to *Cats* or something, PLEASE. #OperaProblems #WhySoDramatic #BringSnacks

Ugh, another opera. Is the soprano going to shatter glass again? And WHY are these arias so long?! My bladder & attention span are suffering. Send help (and snacks)! 🤦‍♀️ #OperaProblems #TooMuchDrama #Bored

Ugh, another opera. 🙄 The costumes are *so* extra, the singing's screechy & I'm pretty sure the plot's about a lost tea cozy. Send help (and noise-canceling headphones)! 😴 #OperaProblems #Boring

Ugh, another opera. Singers wailing in a language I don't understand? For HOURS?! And the costumes! My grandma's curtains were more fashionable. Someone send help & maybe a nap. 😩 #OperaProblems #Bored #HelpMe

Ugh, another opera. 🙄 Singers screeching at each other in fake costumes. The plot? Who cares! Are we done yet? My bladder says yes. #OperaProblems #Bored #SendHelp (and snacks!)

Ugh, another opera? 🙄 Seriously, when are they gonna get mics?! Can't understand a WORD! And those costumes?! Did a toddler design them? #OperaProblems #TooExtra #BringOnThePop

Ugh, another opera? Singers screeching in a language I *kinda* get? Act 3 still going? My bladder and sanity are on a collision course. Send help (and snacks). #OperaProblems #Bored #SendWine

Ugh, another opera. Singers YELLING in a dead language? At least the snacks are good. Still tho, is it over yet?! My bladder's staging its own aria of protest. #OperaProblems #SendHelp #FancySnackObsessed

Ugh, another opera. Soooo dramatic. Singers wailing like they stubbed their toe, costumes like they raided a history fair. And the audience? Basically a snooze-fest in sparkly attire. 😴 #OperaProblems #SendWine

Ugh, another opera? 🙄 The costumes are ridiculous, the singing is SO EXTRA, and I can't understand a word! 😴 Basically a nap with screaming. #OperaProblems #WhyAmIHere #SendWine

Ugh, another opera? 🙄 The costumes! The singing! The DRAMA!! Can't they just, like, *talk*? And hurry up? My bladder & attention span are dying. #OperaProblems #TooExtra #SendWine

Ugh, another opera. Can they just sing *louder*? And maybe, like, have a plot I can follow? All the dramatic hand gestures are making me sleepy. 😴 #OperaProblems #JustSing

Ugh, opera AGAIN?! 🙄 20 minutes in & I'm already nodding off. The costumes are hideous & the singing is just...loud. When does it end?! #OperaProblems #Snoozefest

Ugh, opera. Another aria about heartbreak? Groundbreaking. And don't even get me STARTED on the dramatic hand gestures. Like, relax, Mildred! #OperaProblems #TooExtra

Ugh, another opera. Singers wailing like cats & costumes? Seriously? I'm here 'cause Aunt Mildred guilt-tripped me. Pass the cough drops & boredom, pls. 😩 #OperaProblems #HelpMe

Ugh, another opera. Vocals *shrieked*. Costumes heavy & boring. Plot? Still waiting for the subtitles to catch up with the snoring. 😴 #OperaProblems #WhyAmIHere

Ugh, another HIGH NOTE screeching contest? Can they just SING? And why is it always the SAME plot?! #OperaProblems #BringBackSilence #SoDramatic 🙄

Ugh, another opera. The costumes are FABULOUS! The singing... well, can we get subtitles in REAL time? My bladder can't handle a 3-hour aria! #OperaProblems #TooLong

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Thanks to @OperaMemes for this gem! #OperaProblems #LaTraviata #OperaSeria #TragicOpera

Wanting to go back #operaproblems

Heading home after a whirlwind 10 days of opera, music, new friends & an insane workload. Sad it's over. #OperaProblems

"Con vibrato ma non troppo." Excellent article from @newmusicbox on how composers treat #sopranos! #operaproblems bit.ly/1JpqCoh

Does anyone have tech week coming up? #OperaProblems #SingerLife #TechWeek #ICantIHaveRehearsal #TheShowMustGoOn #ModernSingerMag

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How many services and concerts did you sing last weekend? Is your voice tired? @voicecouncil has some advice for relieving those fatigued muscles. #OperaProblems #SingerProblems #TisTheSeason #ModernSingerMag voicecouncil.com/3-ways-to-reme…

How I know that is my coffee #operaproblems

Somehow my husband didn't want to kiss me while I was dressed as a man. Go figure. #operaproblems

(unless that's what I came here to do) #operamemes #operasingerlife #operaproblems #operahumour #classicalmusichumour #loveopera #mariacallas #soprano #classicalmusicmemes

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Opera bling is the subtlest of all blings. #operaproblems

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You'd think this was my moms... #OperaProblems

Who else thinks the airport totally loved our acronyms? #operaproblems

Here's a start... let's solve some #operaproblems @WQXR @giphy

Do we have any sopranos who need inspiration for learning "Porgi amor"? #OperaNerd #OperaProblems #OperaLife #PorgiAmor #Contessa #modernsingermag #StarWars #badpuns

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Sometimes your voice is on a menstration cycle. #opera #operaproblems #iu