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Tan lines are not my friend when one has to crawl around on stage in ones pants! #operaproblems #dancerproblems


Went to type "straight," got to "str," phone assumes I'm going for "Strauss." #OperaProblems


Back to life... Back to reality... #dayjobproblems #operaproblems (@ Metro North - West Haven Station) swarmapp.com/c/05VtVEc2UpK


@rachel_steinke: I need to go shopping soon..” Yes--for new opera sheet music, of course! #operaproblems #sopranoproblems


"It's dark, bloody, and grungy...violence is never far from anyone" director @Leeblakeley on #Rigoletto. #SFOinstameet #operaproblems


Almost spelled "Gobi Desert" in the Huang He Valley as "Gobbi Desert" (as in Tito Gobbi) for my AP World homework. #operaproblems


Me: Tells a opera joke. Male friend: Actually gets it. Me: Falls on my knees sobbing that I love him. #operaproblems #sopranoproblems


Ich finde ja, das "Meinetwegen sollst du sterben!" von Belmont in Mozarts Entführung aus dem Serail kann man falsch verstehen. #operaproblems


Friend 1: "What are we in the mood to listen to?" Me: "MASSENET!!!" Everyone else: "What?!?!?" #operaproblems


Did you know it's hard to intentionally sing big diphthongs? This tweet brought to you by musical theater. & @deweywmoss. #operaproblems


And yes, I ALWAYS know what the words I'm singing mean. #OperaProblems


Paul Simon on SNL trying to answer the age-old singer question of “WHAT DO I DO WITH MY ARMS?” #operaproblems


Ugh, another opera. 😒 Just. So. Dramatic. Singers wailing like cats, sets *always* look cheap. And it's like, can we get past the intermission drinks prices?! Rant over. (Maybe). #OperaProblems #FirstWorldProblems


Ugh, another opera. Tenors wailing, sopranos screeching... Did they all forget how to *speak*? And the costumes?! Grandma's curtains were chicer. Send earplugs & a sense of humor, pls! #OperaProblems #DramaQueen


Ugh, another opera? 😴 So many costumes, so much yelling, and I can't understand a WORD. Give me a sequel to *Cats* or something, PLEASE. #OperaProblems #WhySoDramatic #BringSnacks


Ugh, another opera. Is the soprano going to shatter glass again? And WHY are these arias so long?! My bladder & attention span are suffering. Send help (and snacks)! 🤦‍♀️ #OperaProblems #TooMuchDrama #Bored


Ugh, another opera. 🙄 The costumes are *so* extra, the singing's screechy & I'm pretty sure the plot's about a lost tea cozy. Send help (and noise-canceling headphones)! 😴 #OperaProblems #Boring


Ugh, another opera. Singers wailing in a language I don't understand? For HOURS?! And the costumes! My grandma's curtains were more fashionable. Someone send help & maybe a nap. 😩 #OperaProblems #Bored #HelpMe


Ugh, another opera. 🙄 Singers screeching at each other in fake costumes. The plot? Who cares! Are we done yet? My bladder says yes. #OperaProblems #Bored #SendHelp (and snacks!)


Ugh, another opera? 🙄 Seriously, when are they gonna get mics?! Can't understand a WORD! And those costumes?! Did a toddler design them? #OperaProblems #TooExtra #BringOnThePop


Ugh, another opera? Singers screeching in a language I *kinda* get? Act 3 still going? My bladder and sanity are on a collision course. Send help (and snacks). #OperaProblems #Bored #SendWine


Ugh, another opera. Singers YELLING in a dead language? At least the snacks are good. Still tho, is it over yet?! My bladder's staging its own aria of protest. #OperaProblems #SendHelp #FancySnackObsessed


Ugh, another opera. Soooo dramatic. Singers wailing like they stubbed their toe, costumes like they raided a history fair. And the audience? Basically a snooze-fest in sparkly attire. 😴 #OperaProblems #SendWine


Ugh, another opera? 🙄 The costumes are ridiculous, the singing is SO EXTRA, and I can't understand a word! 😴 Basically a nap with screaming. #OperaProblems #WhyAmIHere #SendWine


Ugh, another opera? 🙄 The costumes! The singing! The DRAMA!! Can't they just, like, *talk*? And hurry up? My bladder & attention span are dying. #OperaProblems #TooExtra #SendWine


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