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10/10 Capitalism took notes. It’s still running the same code. @TheOnion | @VICE | @McSweeneys | @WIRED | @BusinessInsider | @FastCompany #Scarface | #PseudocodeGraffiti | #CodeIsPoetry | #Capitalism | #AkiraAshSatires | #MiamiNoir
6/10 jax.confess(); console.log("letters_from_dead_dad.install(existential_dread_patch)"); clay.whack("random guy in warehouse"); opie.whack("the audience’s trust"); club.vote("retaliate for retaliation"); @verge #PseudocodeGraffiti
10/10 // POST console.log("Never seat a sociopath next to a poet."); console.log("→ file closed: crown_city_bar_hell_edition.js"); Rain outside. Crown City slept uneasy. @TheOnion @VICE @McSweeneys @WIRED @AkiraAshSatires #DocumentaryCodedFiction #PseudocodeGraffiti…
Akira Ash Sunday Pseudocode Graffiti™ Michael Scott Walks Into a Bar in Crown City Six killers and one manager walked into a bar. Only the Wi-Fi survived. ⸻ By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD 🔗 X: @AkiraAshSatires 🔗 BlueSky: @AkiraAshSatires.bsky.social 🔗 FB:…
1/10 💊 MATRIX.EXE [MINDFUL.BUILD V2.0] By ©Akira Ash ©Helena Kate Rene, PhD 🔗 X: @AkiraAshSatires 🔗 BlueSky: @AkiraAshSatires.bsky.social 🔗 FB: facebook.com/akiraashsatires // “reality.enter(airplane_mode)” 1999 — dial-up enlightenment edition. #PseudocodeGraffiti…
(5/6) Wayne also said: “I do what I do & you do what you can do about it.” That’s survival under surveillance, loans, body counts. That’s the Akira Ash Constitution. #RealGsMoveInSilence #PseudocodeGraffiti
10/10 Post-mortem: He started as a cubicle guy who forgot his password— ended as an open-source prophet with Wi-Fi in his bloodstream. Enlightenment? Just needs better bandwidth. @motherboard @VICE @mcsweeneys #AkiraAshSatires #PseudocodeGraffiti #CyberpunkLiterature
7/10 // SERIES_B() [cokeMode.hypergrowth()] 📈 Tony.scale(‘distribution’); profit=‘white blizzard’; 👃 Tony.consume(‘entire inventory’); console.log(‘Innovation!’); 💬 “I got loyalty, I got product, I got nosebleeds, mang!” #AkiraAshSatires #PseudocodeGraffiti
5/10 // TRAINING_SIM() — install.self_confidence() 🧠 upload(‘kung-fu.zip’); Neo: “I know kung fu.” bro_02: me after one YouTube tutorial called Self-Defense for Introverts. 💥 simulate(‘dojo’); gravity politely excuses itself; #PseudocodeGraffiti
1/10 Akira Ash Sunday Pseudocode Graffiti™ By © Akira Ash © Helena Kate Rene, PhD 🔗 X: @AkiraAshSatires 🔗 BlueSky: @AkiraAshSatires.bsky.social 🔗 FB: facebook.com/akiraashsatires ☠️ SONS OF ANARCHY // Hamlet on a Harley ☠️ #PseudocodeGraffiti #CyberpunkLiterature @WIRED @verge…
9/10 Gemma.exe → deleted by own son. Jax rides into oncoming trucks // DOT calls it poetry. Final stats: bodyCount ↑ therapyBudget ↓. Hamlet applauds from Valhalla. Shakespeare retweets: “too many subplots, killer ending.” #CyberpunkLiterature #PseudocodeGraffiti
My pseudocode got cut off — here’s the coda that closes Name It or Be Named 🖤 /// CODA: relationship between self and system while (night < dawn) { define(term); forgive(error); rename(self); } future.handshake(human); #PseudocodeGraffiti #Essays…
(2/6) ⸻ // Sundays are for syntax sins. function toBe(exist){ return exist ? "to be" : "not to be"; } let skull = true; while (skull){ console.log("Alas, poor Yorick!"); skull = false; } ⸻ #PseudocodeGraffiti #Shakespeare
10/10 (FINALE) ☠️ Sons of Anarchy // Hamlet on a Harley ☠️ By @AkiraAshSatires | © Helena Kate Rene PhD @WIRED @verge @VICE @motherboard @mcsweeneys #PseudocodeGraffiti #CyberpunkLiterature #CodeIsPoetry #SonsOfAnarchy #AkiraAshSatires ⚙️ Ride or Die // Write or Crash ⚙️
10/10 // POST console.log("Never seat a sociopath next to a poet."); console.log("→ file closed: crown_city_bar_hell_edition.js"); Rain outside. Crown City slept uneasy. @TheOnion @VICE @McSweeneys @WIRED @AkiraAshSatires #DocumentaryCodedFiction #PseudocodeGraffiti…
Akira Ash Sunday Pseudocode Graffiti™ Michael Scott Walks Into a Bar in Crown City Six killers and one manager walked into a bar. Only the Wi-Fi survived. ⸻ By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD 🔗 X: @AkiraAshSatires 🔗 BlueSky: @AkiraAshSatires.bsky.social 🔗 FB:…
10/10 Capitalism took notes. It’s still running the same code. @TheOnion | @VICE | @McSweeneys | @WIRED | @BusinessInsider | @FastCompany #Scarface | #PseudocodeGraffiti | #CodeIsPoetry | #Capitalism | #AkiraAshSatires | #MiamiNoir
7/10 // SERIES_B() [cokeMode.hypergrowth()] 📈 Tony.scale(‘distribution’); profit=‘white blizzard’; 👃 Tony.consume(‘entire inventory’); console.log(‘Innovation!’); 💬 “I got loyalty, I got product, I got nosebleeds, mang!” #AkiraAshSatires #PseudocodeGraffiti
10/10 Post-mortem: He started as a cubicle guy who forgot his password— ended as an open-source prophet with Wi-Fi in his bloodstream. Enlightenment? Just needs better bandwidth. @motherboard @VICE @mcsweeneys #AkiraAshSatires #PseudocodeGraffiti #CyberpunkLiterature
5/10 // TRAINING_SIM() — install.self_confidence() 🧠 upload(‘kung-fu.zip’); Neo: “I know kung fu.” bro_02: me after one YouTube tutorial called Self-Defense for Introverts. 💥 simulate(‘dojo’); gravity politely excuses itself; #PseudocodeGraffiti
1/10 💊 MATRIX.EXE [MINDFUL.BUILD V2.0] By ©Akira Ash ©Helena Kate Rene, PhD 🔗 X: @AkiraAshSatires 🔗 BlueSky: @AkiraAshSatires.bsky.social 🔗 FB: facebook.com/akiraashsatires // “reality.enter(airplane_mode)” 1999 — dial-up enlightenment edition. #PseudocodeGraffiti…
My pseudocode got cut off — here’s the coda that closes Name It or Be Named 🖤 /// CODA: relationship between self and system while (night < dawn) { define(term); forgive(error); rename(self); } future.handshake(human); #PseudocodeGraffiti #Essays…
10/10 (FINALE) ☠️ Sons of Anarchy // Hamlet on a Harley ☠️ By @AkiraAshSatires | © Helena Kate Rene PhD @WIRED @verge @VICE @motherboard @mcsweeneys #PseudocodeGraffiti #CyberpunkLiterature #CodeIsPoetry #SonsOfAnarchy #AkiraAshSatires ⚙️ Ride or Die // Write or Crash ⚙️
9/10 Gemma.exe → deleted by own son. Jax rides into oncoming trucks // DOT calls it poetry. Final stats: bodyCount ↑ therapyBudget ↓. Hamlet applauds from Valhalla. Shakespeare retweets: “too many subplots, killer ending.” #CyberpunkLiterature #PseudocodeGraffiti
6/10 jax.confess(); console.log("letters_from_dead_dad.install(existential_dread_patch)"); clay.whack("random guy in warehouse"); opie.whack("the audience’s trust"); club.vote("retaliate for retaliation"); @verge #PseudocodeGraffiti
1/10 Akira Ash Sunday Pseudocode Graffiti™ By © Akira Ash © Helena Kate Rene, PhD 🔗 X: @AkiraAshSatires 🔗 BlueSky: @AkiraAshSatires.bsky.social 🔗 FB: facebook.com/akiraashsatires ☠️ SONS OF ANARCHY // Hamlet on a Harley ☠️ #PseudocodeGraffiti #CyberpunkLiterature @WIRED @verge…
(5/6) Wayne also said: “I do what I do & you do what you can do about it.” That’s survival under surveillance, loans, body counts. That’s the Akira Ash Constitution. #RealGsMoveInSilence #PseudocodeGraffiti
(2/6) ⸻ // Sundays are for syntax sins. function toBe(exist){ return exist ? "to be" : "not to be"; } let skull = true; while (skull){ console.log("Alas, poor Yorick!"); skull = false; } ⸻ #PseudocodeGraffiti #Shakespeare
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