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bearandhammer's profile picture. I'm a software developer who very much enjoys trying to smack square pegs into round holes! Join me as I delve into random coding topics. Enjoy!
Bear & Hammer
 @bearandhammer
Jan 30, 2019

Soooo close to finishing this project. Have mush for brains at this point. #SqlHell

bearandhammer's tweet image. Soooo close to finishing this project. Have mush for brains at this point. #SqlHell
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TomasBajer's profile picture. C# C++ #Developer (#Winforms, #NET, #Xamarin, #MAUI, #Blazor, #DevExpress, #MFC, #Direct2D)
Tomáš Bajer
 @TomasBajer
Aug 20, 2020

Takhle se triggerem archivují data? Z tabulky, která nemá PK a ani žádný index? milujipraci.cz/#03 #hovnokod #SQLHell #SQL

TomasBajer's tweet image. Takhle se triggerem archivují data? Z tabulky, která nemá PK a ani žádný index? milujipraci.cz/#03 #hovnokod #SQLHell #SQL
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venzann's profile picture. Mammal Principal Engineer Making Xero better https://t.co/fs1o20MrgA https://t.co/Fj1Ltn3ih9
Dave Dustin
 @venzann
Feb 22, 2012

It could be worse. You could have to deal with things like this yfrog.com/esoing or even better yfrog.com/odqqtg #sqlhell #sqlserver

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smeetsmeister's profile picture. Engineering Manager who shares his lessons learned.
Jelle Smeets
 @smeetsmeister
Sep 11, 2018

Trying to get data from a legacy database today, I had the pleasure to write a query consisting of 22 lines, 5 joins, 1 subquery and a group concat. #sqlhell #programmerlife

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jdgonzalez's profile picture. #SQLServer DBA, software build engineer, and even dabble in kubernetes. I try to play trumpet and trombone. Sometimes even a euphonium. Tweets are my own.
J.D. Gonzalez
 @jdgonzalez
Feb 17, 2012

Always a good sign when you see a wait type of backupio. #sqlhell

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TheDannyJPowers's profile picture. AI enthusiast with Midwest roots, family man, champion of Sunday morning bowling. Mixing tech talk with dad jokes and small-town sense.
DANNY J POWERS
@TheDannyJPowers
Jul 20, 2011

still sitting at work with my fingers crossed. #praying #sqlhell

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venzann's profile picture. Mammal Principal Engineer Making Xero better https://t.co/fs1o20MrgA https://t.co/Fj1Ltn3ih9
Dave Dustin
 @venzann
Jun 22, 2011

@chuckboycejr Peh. I built a _new_ SQL 7 installation 2 weeks ago... #sqlhell

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Tony Barton
 @TonyBarton65
Sep 3, 2013

Late one at laterooms, still here #night #mare #sqlHell

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Scott Myц
 @ScottMuc
Sep 2, 2009

@adymitruk Ugh, I guess that's why it's called #sqlhell

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DSFNet's profile picture. #PersianJesus #DATAMahdi #SQLLisanalGaib #SQLElLídre - Data Dev/Ops Cloud Engineer - Data spiritual advisor for the SQL & NoSQL universe.
SQLElLídre
 @DSFNet
Jun 29, 2014

@BrentO Is there a #sqlhell? Maybe it's a #NoSQL place ;)

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poulwiel's profile picture. Happy father of Two, a great husband and a java/jruby/coffee developer and tester, a team leader. As for sports i'm a keen bicycle rider and squash enthusiast.
Paweł Wielgus
 @poulwiel
Apr 17, 2016

Does it bothers you that if tableA has id and tableB has tableA_id foreign key you have absolutelly no idea what the relation is? #sqlhell

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MidnightDBA's profile picture. "Responde quaestio rogavi." SQL Server Microsoft Certified Masters. We've made the ONLY SQL enterprise management tool: https://t.co/BQjYsQGPNj @HeyMinionWare
MidnightDBA
 @MidnightDBA
May 18, 2011

I just typed nvarchar(1) in a nonironic way. #SQLHell

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Allen Demers
 @Demers_SkyChat
Sep 30, 2014

Local install of Archer GRC Framework has begun... #SQLhell, #RSA_Archer

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josefrichberg's profile picture. Principal Data Architect, Azure at Penguin Random House
Josef Richberg
 @josefrichberg
Jan 21, 2010

@peschkaj Was there fire? Pomp and circumstance? Smoke? #sqlhell

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Hugo_Kornelis's profile picture. Married, father of 2 children. No cats anymore :(. MVP SQL Server/Data Platform (2006-2016/2019-now). Also likes computer games, snooker, good food. (he/him)
Hugo Kornelis
 @Hugo_Kornelis
Oct 17, 2012

@pcaprara *cough* That should have been #sqlhelp, not #sqlhell. Freudian slip?

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_SmithChris's profile picture. Liverpool ⚽️ & Fife Flyers 🏒 supporter from Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿. Also loves a game of golf 🏌‍♂️
Chris Smith2️⃣0️⃣⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
 @_SmithChris
Mar 21, 2012

Time to head to bed, another long day in the office tomorrow #sqlhell

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alecberg's profile picture. #Author of 33 Key Principles for #Success. https://t.co/uVjO7GQJ5E #1A #2A #Excel #rockPainter #Knives https://t.co/9qdS3pciz0 https://t.co/xfIYRBNwoT
Al Berg
 @alecberg
Jan 1, 2021

Just spent an hr in #SQLHell #ProblemHell #SQL select max(a.id) from (select top 10 id from tbl) a -- fails select max() from tbl g, (select top 10 gd_id from tbl ) a where g.id = -- works

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TomasBajer's profile picture. C# C++ #Developer (#Winforms, #NET, #Xamarin, #MAUI, #Blazor, #DevExpress, #MFC, #Direct2D)
Tomáš Bajer
 @TomasBajer
Aug 20, 2020

Takhle se triggerem archivují data? Z tabulky, která nemá PK a ani žádný index? milujipraci.cz/#03 #hovnokod #SQLHell #SQL

TomasBajer's tweet image. Takhle se triggerem archivují data? Z tabulky, která nemá PK a ani žádný index? milujipraci.cz/#03 #hovnokod #SQLHell #SQL
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bearandhammer's profile picture. I'm a software developer who very much enjoys trying to smack square pegs into round holes! Join me as I delve into random coding topics. Enjoy!
Bear & Hammer
 @bearandhammer
Jan 30, 2019

Soooo close to finishing this project. Have mush for brains at this point. #SqlHell

bearandhammer's tweet image. Soooo close to finishing this project. Have mush for brains at this point. #SqlHell
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smeetsmeister's profile picture. Engineering Manager who shares his lessons learned.
Jelle Smeets
 @smeetsmeister
Sep 11, 2018

Trying to get data from a legacy database today, I had the pleasure to write a query consisting of 22 lines, 5 joins, 1 subquery and a group concat. #sqlhell #programmerlife

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AndyPT's profile picture. #HumanBeing 🌈 Food devouring expert 🍍+🍕 Dev/DBA @Microsoft MCT @SQLServer @Azure #IoT #Security #HumanRights #DataCommunityPT @ITProPT @PowerShellPT #IPv6PT
André Melancia 🇵🇹 🇪🇺 #StandWithUkraine 🇺🇦 🍉
 @AndyPT
Oct 1, 2017

#SQLTrip: Going back after #SQLHell #666 #SQLSatHolland! Devilish! — travelling to Amsterdam, Netherlands from... fb.me/8Nczsse8f

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sqlqueen's profile picture. 34 years with SQL Server, and I'm still excited about it! Now working for Microsoft! Pronouns are she/her. BLACK LIVES MATTER!!!
Kalen Delaney #BLM
 @sqlqueen
Sep 29, 2017

I'm very tired, didn't register at first why you had reference to #SQLHell. I thought that it wasn't THAT bad, but it's only the beginning!

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AndyPT's profile picture. #HumanBeing 🌈 Food devouring expert 🍍+🍕 Dev/DBA @Microsoft MCT @SQLServer @Azure #IoT #Security #HumanRights #DataCommunityPT @ITProPT @PowerShellPT #IPv6PT
André Melancia 🇵🇹 🇪🇺 #StandWithUkraine 🇺🇦 🍉
 @AndyPT
Sep 29, 2017

#SQLTrip: At the hotel for #SQLSatHolland, #666 edition! We already got #SQLHell getting on the slow train (90 min) to Utrecht! ;) @sqlqueen

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AndyPT's profile picture. #HumanBeing 🌈 Food devouring expert 🍍+🍕 Dev/DBA @Microsoft MCT @SQLServer @Azure #IoT #Security #HumanRights #DataCommunityPT @ITProPT @PowerShellPT #IPv6PT
André Melancia 🇵🇹 🇪🇺 #StandWithUkraine 🇺🇦 🍉
 @AndyPT
Sep 24, 2017

Glad to know I'll see so many #SQLFamily the next few weeks ;) Next up, #Devilish #SQLHell #666 Holland @SQLSaturday. Repend your #SQLSins!

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poulwiel's profile picture. Happy father of Two, a great husband and a java/jruby/coffee developer and tester, a team leader. As for sports i'm a keen bicycle rider and squash enthusiast.
Paweł Wielgus
 @poulwiel
Apr 17, 2016

Does it bothers you that if tableA has id and tableB has tableA_id foreign key you have absolutelly no idea what the relation is? #sqlhell

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MattStutely's profile picture. Technology leader, cheesehead, toffee-man, v. amateur photographer. Awarded an OBE for delivering the tech that kept democracy running during COVID-19. He/him.
Matt Stutely OBE
 @MattStutely
Feb 8, 2016

I have mastered full text catalogs, indexed views and stoplists, I am struggling with wordbreakers #SQLHell #Tired

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AnthonyCruz69's profile picture. Infrastructure manager, NetEng, Infosec, technical advisor,
Gr3y3d0ut
 @AnthonyCruz69
Feb 11, 2015

SQL Dbase a million tables...hmm I wonder why we can't get connected.. #SqlHell

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Demers_SkyChat's profile picture.
Allen Demers
 @Demers_SkyChat
Sep 30, 2014

Local install of Archer GRC Framework has begun... #SQLhell, #RSA_Archer

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DSFNet's profile picture. #PersianJesus #DATAMahdi #SQLLisanalGaib #SQLElLídre - Data Dev/Ops Cloud Engineer - Data spiritual advisor for the SQL & NoSQL universe.
SQLElLídre
 @DSFNet
Jun 29, 2014

@BrentO Is there a #sqlhell? Maybe it's a #NoSQL place ;)

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TomasBajer's profile picture. C# C++ #Developer (#Winforms, #NET, #Xamarin, #MAUI, #Blazor, #DevExpress, #MFC, #Direct2D)
Tomáš Bajer
 @TomasBajer
Aug 20, 2020

Takhle se triggerem archivují data? Z tabulky, která nemá PK a ani žádný index? milujipraci.cz/#03 #hovnokod #SQLHell #SQL

TomasBajer's tweet image. Takhle se triggerem archivují data? Z tabulky, která nemá PK a ani žádný index? milujipraci.cz/#03 #hovnokod #SQLHell #SQL
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bearandhammer's profile picture. I'm a software developer who very much enjoys trying to smack square pegs into round holes! Join me as I delve into random coding topics. Enjoy!
Bear & Hammer
 @bearandhammer
Jan 30, 2019

Soooo close to finishing this project. Have mush for brains at this point. #SqlHell

bearandhammer's tweet image. Soooo close to finishing this project. Have mush for brains at this point. #SqlHell
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venzann's profile picture. Mammal Principal Engineer Making Xero better https://t.co/fs1o20MrgA https://t.co/Fj1Ltn3ih9
Dave Dustin
 @venzann
Feb 22, 2012

It could be worse. You could have to deal with things like this yfrog.com/esoing or even better yfrog.com/odqqtg #sqlhell #sqlserver

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