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Today's view from the "office" #SQLlife

SQLMac's tweet image. Today's view from the "office" #SQLlife


I needed a new name plate for my cube, so I came up with this. #sqllife

SQLMac's tweet image. I needed a new name plate for my cube, so I came up with this. #sqllife

The Monday morning when you come off on call. #SQLLife


What is the answer to #SQLlife, The Universe and Everything? Thanks #SQLSatDenver for the memories. All is secured.

toddkleinhans's tweet image. What is the answer to #SQLlife, The Universe and Everything? Thanks #SQLSatDenver for the memories. All is secured.

When the vendor comes in and says they have to have SQL 2008 for their application. #SQLLife


Our new addition. Shes been very intrigued watching me work & listen to sql podcasts. Think she might want into the #sqllife #SQLFamily

SQLMac's tweet image. Our new addition. Shes been very intrigued watching me work  & listen to sql podcasts. Think she might want into the #sqllife #SQLFamily

This is how @YatesSQL greeted me this morn. Soon a Jedi he will be. #TheForceIsStrongWithThisOne #SQLLife #sqldba

JeffRo_KY's tweet image. This is how @YatesSQL greeted me this morn. 
Soon a Jedi he will be. #TheForceIsStrongWithThisOne #SQLLife #sqldba

Later in the day, after being paged in the middle of the night, the lead dev tells you the alert that paged out is no longer needed and could have been disabled months ago #sqllife #dbalife #SQLFamily


Planning the migration of databases from a very ancient and very critical SQL 2005 production server. #sqllife

sqlinseattle's tweet image. Planning the migration of databases from a very ancient and very critical SQL 2005 production server.  #sqllife

I feel like a rock star whenever I write a recursive cte. #SQLLife


SELECT * FROM tasks WHERE day = 'Monday' AND motivation < 50; If only we could filter out low motivation like this every Monday… Who else is running this query today? #MondayMood #SQLLife #CorporateVibes


SQL queries got you like 😩. Office life hack: caffeine + code = sanity 💻☕️ #SQLLife #OfficeLife #CodingStruggles


Ever spent hours debugging only to realize… Yep — it was a missing index all along. Query plans don’t lie, they just wait for you to look. Optimize smart, scale faster. #DevHumor #SQLLife #DatabaseOptimization #TechTwitter #QuikLabs #DataEngineering #MissingIndex


Database truth bomb: It’s not about storing data; it’s about retrieving it fast ⚡📊 Index wisely, normalize thoughtfully, and denormalize strategically. And please... BACKUP YOUR DATA (you know who you are). 😅💾 #DatabaseDesign #SQLlife #w3resource


Is it even SQL if you’re not screaming in CAPS? 😎 Check out these memes for all the #SQL fans who LOVE that Caps Lock life! 👇 #SQLLife #TechHumor #CapsLockWarriors #DataNerds #Memes

DocDatabaseCom's tweet image. Is it even SQL if you’re not screaming in CAPS? 😎

Check out these memes for all the #SQL fans who LOVE that Caps Lock life! 👇 

#SQLLife #TechHumor #CapsLockWarriors #DataNerds #Memes

SQL Developer Cooking: Recipe: "Add a pinch of salt." Developer: "SELECT * FROM Ingredients WHERE Name = 'Salt' AND Quantity = 'Pinch';" Guests: "Just pass the salt, please." #DataHumor #SQLLife #TechLaughs #DataScienceJokes #CodingComedy #TechHumor #NerdyJokes #GeekHumor


Msg 102, Level 15, State 1, Line 3 Incorrect syntax near ';'. #sqllife


Was about to buy some models from @TurboSquid , but apparently my old login has 2 accounts(?) and it takes ~1 week for support to delete one of them (current estimate is end of this week..) #sqllife


|| Selamat pagi semesta, kutitipkan rindu untuknya via syntax-syntax error & logo pentung ditiap baris-barisnya. #sqllife #semesta


High key happy I figured out this merge from Rawlogs and update based off the last 3 days. #SQLlife #GoogleBigQuery #WAGMI #DatabaseManagement #Analytics


Today's view from the "office" #SQLlife

SQLMac's tweet image. Today&apos;s view from the &quot;office&quot; #SQLlife


I needed a new name plate for my cube, so I came up with this. #sqllife

SQLMac's tweet image. I needed a new name plate for my cube, so I came up with this. #sqllife

The Monday morning when you come off on call. #SQLLife


When the vendor comes in and says they have to have SQL 2008 for their application. #SQLLife


What is the answer to #SQLlife, The Universe and Everything? Thanks #SQLSatDenver for the memories. All is secured.

toddkleinhans's tweet image. What is the answer to #SQLlife, The Universe and Everything? Thanks #SQLSatDenver for the memories. All is secured.

This is how @YatesSQL greeted me this morn. Soon a Jedi he will be. #TheForceIsStrongWithThisOne #SQLLife #sqldba

JeffRo_KY's tweet image. This is how @YatesSQL greeted me this morn. 
Soon a Jedi he will be. #TheForceIsStrongWithThisOne #SQLLife #sqldba

Our new addition. Shes been very intrigued watching me work & listen to sql podcasts. Think she might want into the #sqllife #SQLFamily

SQLMac's tweet image. Our new addition. Shes been very intrigued watching me work  &amp;amp; listen to sql podcasts. Think she might want into the #sqllife #SQLFamily

Later in the day, after being paged in the middle of the night, the lead dev tells you the alert that paged out is no longer needed and could have been disabled months ago #sqllife #dbalife #SQLFamily


Planning the migration of databases from a very ancient and very critical SQL 2005 production server. #sqllife

sqlinseattle's tweet image. Planning the migration of databases from a very ancient and very critical SQL 2005 production server.  #sqllife

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