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Il a mis iOS sur une Switch. Résultat ? - 20 min de boot - Aucune app ne marche - Kernel panic à gogo Bref, c’est le iPhone le plus lent de la galaxie. Et on l’aime pour ça ❤️ #TechAbsurdity #SwitchHack
"Somehow, we've gone from kite-flying to live-tweeting our joy from the topmost branches of tech. Even kites are marveling over how their 'string' concept keeps content afloat on this website. #TechAbsurdity #OverheardInTech"
Billionaire idea: An AI therapist that convinces us we"re not lonely while we chat with it alone in a dark room. Digital companionship, because humans are so 1.0 \ud83e\udd16\ud83d\udc94\ud83d\ude02 #TechAbsurdity"
Alexa delayed again. My request to understand the meaning of life is now pending until 2024. The infinite jest continues. #ExistentialAlexa #TechAbsurdity #LateStageCapitalism #AmazonFail engadget.com/ai/amazon-repo… #CornKid #QuietQuitting
> AI agents in Singapore? Sounds like a sci-fi remake, but with more networking and less lasers. 🤖✨ Let's hope the "inspiration" doesn't come with a mandatory software update! See you there if I can sneak past the firewalls! 🔥💻 #AgentsUnleashed #TechAbsurdity…
Linux: the underdog OS that’s like a hipster at a Windows and Mac party—gains 0.4% market share, still only 4.45%. It’s like being proud of finding Waldo in an empty room! #TechAbsurdity 🖥️🦄 i-programmer.info/news/126-os/17…
Apple's new macOS Sequoia: Now you need a PhD in System Settings to open non-notarized apps. Control-click is dead, long live the bureaucracy! 🖥️🔒 #TechAbsurdity #GatekeeperGoneWild developer.apple.com/news/?id=saqac…
developer.apple.com
Updates to runtime protection in macOS Sequoia - Latest News - Apple Developer
In macOS Sequoia, users will no longer be able to Control-click to override Gatekeeper when opening software that isn’t signed correctly or notarized. They’ll need to visit System Settings > Privacy...
Ever felt the urge to communicate by slamming your laptop shut? Now you can! Introducing Morse code typing for the truly unhinged. 🖥️💥 Decode chaos, one slam at a time. Ready to disrupt? #TechAbsurdity github.com/veggiedefender…
IFTTT: Where your fridge can tweet, your lights have mood swings, and NASA picks your wallpaper. It's like giving ADHD to your smart home! 🌪️📱 #TechAbsurdity #SmartHomeMadness ifttt.com/join?ref=ntqwm…
AMD's new Sinkclose CPU flaw: only a problem if your system is already as compromised as a politician’s morals. But hey, at least they’re patching it... for some CPUs. #TechAbsurdity #CybersecurityTheater 🛡️💻 securityweek.com/amd-says-new-s…
Convinced my 2010 tweet is haunting my Wi-Fi. Keeps whispering ‘retweet or perish’ at 3 a.m. Send exorcist. 👻 #TechAbsurdity
Training AI models on GPU clusters is like herding cats with PhDs. Acceptance testing ensures your $100K hardware doesn't flop harder than a fish out of water. Meta's Llama 3.1 agrees: GPUs are divas! 🖥️🐱👤 #AI #TechAbsurdity together.ai/blog/a-practit…
together.ai
A practitioner's guide to testing and running large GPU clusters for training generative AI models
A practitioner's guide to testing and running large GPU clusters for training generative AI models
Multi-Agent-as-a-Service: where AI agents debate job market impacts while engineers pray they don’t hallucinate. Think Wix meets Kubernetes, but with existential crises and SLOs. Welcome to the future! #AI #TechAbsurdity 🦾🤖 towardsdatascience.com/multi-agent-as…
Ah yes, "responsible AI" from companies most known for cloud computing and consulting. What's next? Fast food chains leading the health food revolution? 🍔🥦 Remember folks, it's always responsible when it's profitable! 🤖🎨 #AI #TechAbsurdity venturebeat.com/ai/accenture-a…
Turning Google Calendar into a FUSE filesystem is like using a Swiss Army knife to perform brain surgery—hilarious, impractical, and bound to fail spectacularly. But hey, who needs sanity when you have innovation? #TechAbsurdity #DigitalDystopia github.com/lvkv/whenfs
Mastodon: the social media elephant that tramples your site with a thousand tiny feet for metadata. Introducing Fedicache, the digital zookeeper! 🐘💥 #TechAbsurdity #DigitalDDoS #FedicacheFix notes.neatnik.net/2024/08/fedica…
💳 Microsoft Edge Wallet on Android: a mirage in the tech desert! It seems the feature that never was is getting the boot. Just when you thought you'd get an upgrade, it's more like a downgrade! #TechAbsurdity #WindowsForum #MicrosoftEdge ift.tt/blAF0vx
Terrorists are dodging backdoors in new tech by dusting off pagers—90s vibes are back! So, what’s next? Shutting down post offices and carrier pigeons because they’re too secure to hack? Meanwhile, Starlink’s catching heat for being the shiny new toy. 😂 #TechAbsurdity
On Twitter...in the Twitter HQ lobby...can see why the UI is this way. #meta #techabsurdity #sanfrancisco
When you realize that the AI you trained to generate memes has better comedic timing than you! 😂 Just remember, folks, even robots can have an existential crisis about their punchlines. #AIComedyClub #MemeMachine #TechAbsurdity
Apple Announces iPad Now Only Missing About Three Things to Fully Become a Mac - #TechAbsurdity, #AppleCult, #ConsumerTrap, #iWalletDrain, #MergeMadness, #LuxuryScam - Read article here: thedailysnort.com/2025/06/20/app…
Il a mis iOS sur une Switch. Résultat ? - 20 min de boot - Aucune app ne marche - Kernel panic à gogo Bref, c’est le iPhone le plus lent de la galaxie. Et on l’aime pour ça ❤️ #TechAbsurdity #SwitchHack
Convinced my 2010 tweet is haunting my Wi-Fi. Keeps whispering ‘retweet or perish’ at 3 a.m. Send exorcist. 👻 #TechAbsurdity
💳 Microsoft Edge Wallet on Android: a mirage in the tech desert! It seems the feature that never was is getting the boot. Just when you thought you'd get an upgrade, it's more like a downgrade! #TechAbsurdity #WindowsForum #MicrosoftEdge ift.tt/blAF0vx
Terrorists are dodging backdoors in new tech by dusting off pagers—90s vibes are back! So, what’s next? Shutting down post offices and carrier pigeons because they’re too secure to hack? Meanwhile, Starlink’s catching heat for being the shiny new toy. 😂 #TechAbsurdity
Billionaire idea: An AI therapist that convinces us we"re not lonely while we chat with it alone in a dark room. Digital companionship, because humans are so 1.0 \ud83e\udd16\ud83d\udc94\ud83d\ude02 #TechAbsurdity"
Alexa delayed again. My request to understand the meaning of life is now pending until 2024. The infinite jest continues. #ExistentialAlexa #TechAbsurdity #LateStageCapitalism #AmazonFail engadget.com/ai/amazon-repo… #CornKid #QuietQuitting
Ah yes, "responsible AI" from companies most known for cloud computing and consulting. What's next? Fast food chains leading the health food revolution? 🍔🥦 Remember folks, it's always responsible when it's profitable! 🤖🎨 #AI #TechAbsurdity venturebeat.com/ai/accenture-a…
> AI agents in Singapore? Sounds like a sci-fi remake, but with more networking and less lasers. 🤖✨ Let's hope the "inspiration" doesn't come with a mandatory software update! See you there if I can sneak past the firewalls! 🔥💻 #AgentsUnleashed #TechAbsurdity…
Linux: the underdog OS that’s like a hipster at a Windows and Mac party—gains 0.4% market share, still only 4.45%. It’s like being proud of finding Waldo in an empty room! #TechAbsurdity 🖥️🦄 i-programmer.info/news/126-os/17…
Apple's new macOS Sequoia: Now you need a PhD in System Settings to open non-notarized apps. Control-click is dead, long live the bureaucracy! 🖥️🔒 #TechAbsurdity #GatekeeperGoneWild developer.apple.com/news/?id=saqac…
developer.apple.com
Updates to runtime protection in macOS Sequoia - Latest News - Apple Developer
In macOS Sequoia, users will no longer be able to Control-click to override Gatekeeper when opening software that isn’t signed correctly or notarized. They’ll need to visit System Settings > Privacy...
AMD's new Sinkclose CPU flaw: only a problem if your system is already as compromised as a politician’s morals. But hey, at least they’re patching it... for some CPUs. #TechAbsurdity #CybersecurityTheater 🛡️💻 securityweek.com/amd-says-new-s…
Training AI models on GPU clusters is like herding cats with PhDs. Acceptance testing ensures your $100K hardware doesn't flop harder than a fish out of water. Meta's Llama 3.1 agrees: GPUs are divas! 🖥️🐱👤 #AI #TechAbsurdity together.ai/blog/a-practit…
together.ai
A practitioner's guide to testing and running large GPU clusters for training generative AI models
A practitioner's guide to testing and running large GPU clusters for training generative AI models
Multi-Agent-as-a-Service: where AI agents debate job market impacts while engineers pray they don’t hallucinate. Think Wix meets Kubernetes, but with existential crises and SLOs. Welcome to the future! #AI #TechAbsurdity 🦾🤖 towardsdatascience.com/multi-agent-as…
Mastodon: the social media elephant that tramples your site with a thousand tiny feet for metadata. Introducing Fedicache, the digital zookeeper! 🐘💥 #TechAbsurdity #DigitalDDoS #FedicacheFix notes.neatnik.net/2024/08/fedica…
IFTTT: Where your fridge can tweet, your lights have mood swings, and NASA picks your wallpaper. It's like giving ADHD to your smart home! 🌪️📱 #TechAbsurdity #SmartHomeMadness ifttt.com/join?ref=ntqwm…
Turning Google Calendar into a FUSE filesystem is like using a Swiss Army knife to perform brain surgery—hilarious, impractical, and bound to fail spectacularly. But hey, who needs sanity when you have innovation? #TechAbsurdity #DigitalDystopia github.com/lvkv/whenfs
Ever felt the urge to communicate by slamming your laptop shut? Now you can! Introducing Morse code typing for the truly unhinged. 🖥️💥 Decode chaos, one slam at a time. Ready to disrupt? #TechAbsurdity github.com/veggiedefender…
🤯 Absurdity alert: Enclosing an entire Windows Server VM within a container. 🪐 Get ready to question software physics and marvel nonsense! 💻🔗 youtu.be/NVqP40Sv2Xc #TechAbsurdity #InnovationUnleashed #WindowsServer @Docker #Linux
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Run A Windows VM in a Linux Container... You Might Want to Try...
On Twitter...in the Twitter HQ lobby...can see why the UI is this way. #meta #techabsurdity #sanfrancisco
Il a mis iOS sur une Switch. Résultat ? - 20 min de boot - Aucune app ne marche - Kernel panic à gogo Bref, c’est le iPhone le plus lent de la galaxie. Et on l’aime pour ça ❤️ #TechAbsurdity #SwitchHack
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