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First time this contract where I didn't have any scheduled nonscrum meetings! #productivity #agileproblems
When the power is cheap tomorrow but the sun’s gone and charged everything up already 😬#agileproblems
TFW when folks say "#agile won't work in our organization," but can't define what they think agility means. #agileproblems
When management wants your #scrum teams to be self-organized, but dictates the team makeup. #agileproblems
I had a Post-It stuck on my desk and spilt some water by accident. Now I have a pink patch of desk. The question is do I cover the rest of the desk in Post-It’s and make it a patchwork of colours? #agileproblems
#AgileProblems #275: When your colleague sends a meeting invite titled "Epic breakdown" and your first reaction is to think about calling the Mental Health First Aider
OH: "YOU'RE AN IMPEDIMENT!" "No, YOU'RE the impediment!" #agileproblems
product owner doesnt want to attend story time #agile #agileproblems
Resisting the urge to just draw straight onto my laptop screen with a Sharpie #agileproblems
Agile methodology is just an excuse for poor planning and constant changes. #SoftwareDevelopment #AgileProblems
“But if my name’s not on the Jira ticket when the story closes, how will I get credit for it?!?” 🙄 #agile #agileproblems #ScaledAgile #SAFe
When the power is cheap tomorrow but the sun’s gone and charged everything up already 😬#agileproblems
“I know what I said that you should put in a ticket for all the things you do at work but…” “What?” “You can’t put in a ticket for ‘hood rat shit’” “Tv-1235 says differently cause it’s in progress” #agileProblems
That sudden feeling of empowerment you get when you’re told that your scrum master will be out for the day. #agileproblems
The project is weeks pasted the deadline and QA team is worrying if the button title should be capitalized or not, considering this a major problem🤦♂️ #agileproblems
Working from home has actually made my workload more. There is less of a divide with being at work or being at home. #WorkFromHome #workfromhomelife #agileproblems
I had a Post-It stuck on my desk and spilt some water by accident. Now I have a pink patch of desk. The question is do I cover the rest of the desk in Post-It’s and make it a patchwork of colours? #agileproblems
Devteam: The userstory has been build and the unittest is done. While integrating bugs are found. Devteam: How is it possible? We tested it with fictional data. 🙄 #agileproblems #agileprocess #scrumorg #scaledagileframework #scrummaster #productowner #integrationtesting
Business: The team started a half year ago when will it be done. Devteam: We did a spike a half year ago when will we start with this new functionality. New product owner: 💀 #agileproblems #productowner #development
Devteam works agile, but the business has predetermined the date to go live without discussing it with development #agileproblems #scrumorg #scaledagileframework #agilereleasetrain
Testing with multiple teams and no one can tell me if we are ready to start testing. #endtoendtest #posync #agileproblems
Yes you’re right. But unfortunately, the decision to upgrade the version lies in the respective product teams and they usually never prioritise it just to use an addon. #agileProblems
Is it bad if your burn down chart looks like a heartbeat monitor? #agileproblems
#AgileProblems #275: When your colleague sends a meeting invite titled "Epic breakdown" and your first reaction is to think about calling the Mental Health First Aider
"I can't find my face" #nocontextandi #agileproblems #scrumboardproblems
How many story points is Swamped by Meetings? #agileProblems
Client: They should have just called Scrum, Mini-waterfall. Me: Because you are doing it wrong. #aboutfelloutofmychair #agileproblems
When the power is cheap tomorrow but the sun’s gone and charged everything up already 😬#agileproblems
First time this contract where I didn't have any scheduled nonscrum meetings! #productivity #agileproblems
TFW when folks say "#agile won't work in our organization," but can't define what they think agility means. #agileproblems
When management wants your #scrum teams to be self-organized, but dictates the team makeup. #agileproblems
I had a Post-It stuck on my desk and spilt some water by accident. Now I have a pink patch of desk. The question is do I cover the rest of the desk in Post-It’s and make it a patchwork of colours? #agileproblems
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