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**note to self** change the address on the @Dominos_UK app from @DandysTopsoil next time I order pizza at home 🤦‍♂️ hey kids… do you want the good news or the bad news?? “Good news!” Me: Your dinner’s ready… #dadfail

AdamDandy's tweet image. **note to self** change the address on the @Dominos_UK app from @DandysTopsoil next time I order pizza at home 🤦‍♂️ hey kids… do you want the good news or the bad news?? “Good news!” Me: Your dinner’s ready… #dadfail

Tonight my son said his favorite Star Wars character was Jar Jar Binks… #dadfail


The first game my kids don’t go to this year and @PurdueBands plays the theme song from their favorite show that we watch before bed every night. #DadFail

📣 SOUND ON! Thank you to @PurdueBands' for their showstopping performance of the #Bluey theme song! 🎺



Started swinging for fun… ended flat on his butt 😂💥 #DadFail #ParentingLaughs #SwingSlip #RealDadMoments #Father #DearDads


And this is why you should clean up every single kid’s toy before the first snow of the year…🤦🏼‍♂️ #dadfail

JamesTroupis's tweet image. And this is why you should clean up every single kid’s toy before the first snow of the year…🤦🏼‍♂️ #dadfail

Isn’t it kind of horrible though that this woman couldn’t even have the five minutes she needed for the performance she’d been training for for months? I also hate the implication that women who’d put their professional career first at such a crucial moment are bad mothers



One-star review of daddy’s lunch making skills. How dare I put carefully selected cuts of prime steak atop the Kraft mac & cheese in her thermos bowl? Monstrous. #parenting #dadfail #lunchfail

PVBrett's tweet image. One-star review of daddy’s lunch making skills. How dare I put carefully selected cuts of prime steak atop the Kraft mac & cheese in her thermos bowl? Monstrous. 
#parenting #dadfail #lunchfail

Dad Gets Webcam Box to the Face! Think Fast Fail! We didn't think fast enough and took a webcam box to the face. Product unboxing gone wrong. Watch Full Video Here ▶ youtu.be/93Yhbd40SkY #Fail #Funny #DadFail #Webcam #UnboxingFail #FamilyFun


She opened her present and was like "Probiotics" with complete birthday glee. 🤣🤣 (I didn't realize Amazon had put some of my order in her present). #dadFail

tim_bertolet's tweet image. She opened her present and was like "Probiotics" with complete birthday glee. 🤣🤣

(I didn't realize Amazon had put some of my order in her present).
#dadFail

My kids are at #MissUniversePhilippines2023 VIP tickets courtesy of a third party trying to capture them from their current modelling agent. 🤷🏻🤷🏻 I thought I’d brought them up better. #DadFail


I’ve always liked Bradley Cooper, but this is all kinds of f**ked up Sometimes you can have thoughts you don’t need to verbalise, especially to the media when you are a celebrity. Feel sorry for his kid when this is used to torment her in adolescence #BradleyCooper #dadfail

Bradley Cooper says he struggled to connect with his daughter when she was born but eventually grew to adore her. “First 8 months, I don’t even know if I really love the kid. It’s dope. I’m watching this thing morph… Fascinated by it. Loved taking care of it. But would I die if

DiscussingFilm's tweet image. Bradley Cooper says he struggled to connect with his daughter when she was born but eventually grew to adore her.

“First 8 months, I don’t even know if I really love the kid. It’s dope. I’m watching this thing morph… Fascinated by it. Loved taking care of it. But would I die if


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Well shit. Thought it was Monday… but the trash truck knew it was Tuesday. Dad fail. Now it’s me, two overstuffed cans, and seven long days of shame. #DadFail


To think, @DrewIsenberg10 and @ColtIsenberg still struggle with this. #dadfail

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She loves rice cereal (jk) (ignore the fact that I forgot a bib #DadFail)


I’m 3 hours into spring break and already going nuts! #SpringBreak2023 #dadfail


My theater kid daughter just called the World Series the "Great Series"



Happy belated 18th Birthday to Brody! @OvertonEagles let’s make his day #AWESOME! #WeROverton #DadFail

principaleagle1's tweet image. Happy belated 18th Birthday to Brody! @OvertonEagles let’s make his day #AWESOME! #WeROverton #DadFail

Apparently “Dad knows best” was not the move this time 🤦‍♂️😂 #DadFail #ParentingHumor #FamilyLife #LessonLearned #HumblePie


Apparently “Dad knows best” was not the move this time 🤦‍♂️😂 #DadFail #ParentingHumor #FamilyLife #LessonLearned #HumblePie


Proof we all survived adolescence. Barely. (And the cake was still edible… mostly). #DadFail #StillLearning #Home


Dad's leaf-blowing bliss turns to terror as kids explode from the pile! Epic scare, instant laughs—ultimate fall family chaos! 😂🍂👨‍👧‍👦 #LeafAmbush #DadFail #AutumnPrank


Nothing humbles you faster than your kid’s dirtbike 😅🏍️ Confidence: 10/10 Landing: 0/10 Ease the aftermath -12% OFF with VDAY12 zurl.co/ev0fM #WorkmansRelief #DadFail #WeekendWarrior #DirtbikeCrash #OopsEnergy #VDAY12


Dad's Deadly Dutch Oven: Kid Traumatized! 💨😱 Lil man dives under the blanket for a sniff and bolts like it's a horror flick—dad's laughing, but trust? Obliterated 😂 Classic parenting plot twist. Go for high-fives instead next time 👏 #ViralPrank #DadFail


In this situation my dad would have embarrassed the hell out of me, took his belt and you know what, in front of the whole class. 😤💔 #DadFail #ClassHumiliation

This level of disrespect would never have been allowed when I was a kid: 😲



I feel bad for the ones that say no #dadfail


The most savage wake-up call ever recorded 😂 Little girl exposes parental bed politics #Parenting #SavageKid #DadFail #CuteButSavage


So… I had planned to keep 2 sealed but it seems I under estimated my Son(s) will power to actually keep it sealed. #DadFail In the end it was a great decision as my 7 year old pulled the FLAREON SIR 🔥 🔥 🔥 in the first pack of the second box…. Few other decent hits as well.

ROZgolfer23's tweet image. So… I had planned to keep 2 sealed but it seems I under estimated my Son(s) will power to actually keep it sealed. #DadFail

In the end it was a great decision as my 7 year old pulled the FLAREON SIR 🔥 🔥 🔥 in the first pack of the second box….

Few other decent hits as well.
ROZgolfer23's tweet image. So… I had planned to keep 2 sealed but it seems I under estimated my Son(s) will power to actually keep it sealed. #DadFail

In the end it was a great decision as my 7 year old pulled the FLAREON SIR 🔥 🔥 🔥 in the first pack of the second box….

Few other decent hits as well.

When you need help, but dad is… less than helpful. #DadFail #CardboardChaos #DumpRun #HelpfulDad #FunnyFails


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#YOLOd861 didn't quite go as we had planned!! Thankfully everyone (including the people mover) were OK!! Thanks to the local muscle💪💪!! Next stop, reversing school!! #dadfail #offroading

yolofarmernz's tweet image. #YOLOd861 didn't quite go as we had planned!! Thankfully everyone (including the people mover) were OK!! Thanks to the local muscle💪💪!! Next stop, reversing school!! #dadfail #offroading
yolofarmernz's tweet image. #YOLOd861 didn't quite go as we had planned!! Thankfully everyone (including the people mover) were OK!! Thanks to the local muscle💪💪!! Next stop, reversing school!! #dadfail #offroading

One-star review of daddy’s lunch making skills. How dare I put carefully selected cuts of prime steak atop the Kraft mac & cheese in her thermos bowl? Monstrous. #parenting #dadfail #lunchfail

PVBrett's tweet image. One-star review of daddy’s lunch making skills. How dare I put carefully selected cuts of prime steak atop the Kraft mac & cheese in her thermos bowl? Monstrous. 
#parenting #dadfail #lunchfail

Is there a lower moment than playing school with your daughter, alone, and she makes you raise your hand only to pick an imaginary person to answer the question? #DadFail #6GoingOn26

WeeksJeremy's tweet image. Is there a lower moment than playing school with your daughter, alone, and she makes you raise your hand only to pick an imaginary person to answer the question? #DadFail #6GoingOn26

When you stop 40 mins into your bike ride to find your passenger only has one of his fancy shoes on... #dadFail

TheAtavism's tweet image. When you stop 40 mins into your bike ride to find your passenger  only has one of his fancy shoes on... #dadFail

As an @Arsenal fan I tried... but the house move to Manchester really turned both of them in @ManCity fans, I don't think we are getting them back 😅 #dadfail #football #premierleague

HouinatoF's tweet image. As an @Arsenal fan I tried... but the house move to Manchester really turned both of them in @ManCity fans, I don't think we are getting them back 😅 #dadfail #football #premierleague

Well I was trying to be a good dad and found some reading comprehension sheets for my son to work on this morning. But I just looked the pictures and didn’t read the title or paragraph. My son said, “There’s a lot of ass in this one.” #dadfail

tobytobyjoyjoy's tweet image. Well I was trying to be a good dad and found some reading comprehension sheets for my son to work on this morning. But I just looked the pictures and didn’t read the title or paragraph. My son said, “There’s a lot of ass in this one.” #dadfail

Sooo my husband, who shall remain nameless, texted me saying: “my dad says there’s something wrong with this outfit.” I can’t... I just can’t. #dadfail #nopantstuesday

dianechoBoston's tweet image. Sooo my husband, who shall remain nameless, texted me saying: “my dad says there’s something wrong with this outfit.”                                                I can’t... I just can’t.
#dadfail #nopantstuesday

Field trip to the illustrious @nhmla! Fun AND educational. Although...when the kids were playing #hideandseek in the gem vault and the security guard asked who was the chaperone, I may or may not have denied that I was partially responsible. #dadfail #doinstagram.com/p/Bvm0djZAOAw/

antoniosacre's tweet image. Field trip to the illustrious @nhmla! Fun AND educational. Although...when the kids were playing #hideandseek in the gem vault and the security guard asked who was the chaperone, I may or may not have denied that I was partially responsible. #dadfail #do… instagram.com/p/Bvm0djZAOAw/

Celebrated my little girls birthday at school today with a donut cake.. Should have checked the cake before I got to school.. #lilynotbilly #dadfail

BrandtSnedeker's tweet image. Celebrated my little girls birthday at school today with a donut cake.. Should have checked the cake before I got to school.. #lilynotbilly #dadfail

Merry Christmas Dad!!! (the Chelsea fan 🙈) 🎁💙👏🏻👍🏻 #Spurs #spurschristmas #dadfail #TTID #COYS 💙

NiccybutNicey's tweet image. Merry Christmas Dad!!!
(the Chelsea fan 🙈)
🎁💙👏🏻👍🏻
#Spurs #spurschristmas #dadfail #TTID #COYS 💙

Watching #thebachelor and didn’t realize @MollyTarte wasn’t really drinking her bottle. #dadfail

justintarte's tweet image. Watching #thebachelor and didn’t realize @MollyTarte wasn’t really drinking her bottle. #dadfail

Apparently the button on the pants goes in the front. These things need to come with directions #dadfail

PeterRchai's tweet image. Apparently the button on the pants goes in the front. These things need to come with directions #dadfail

Someone needs to do a better job of warning introverts that becoming a parent means you lose all that social recharge time. My 3yo doesnt care that I need to be in my cave for [X] hours a day. You have to always be "on" for 18 straight years, apparently. Send help! #dadfail


Everyday I put Adi’s back pack in the van before her and Beks head to school. Today, when I have to take her to school, I packed the backpack and proceeded to leave it at home. #dadfail


My toddler has come into possession of an empty PEZ dispenser. This morning she demanded we "make PEZ" to "make it feel better." This attempt at a construction-paper proxy was... not appreciated by the toddler. Nor should it have been. #dadfail

brianghoward's tweet image. My toddler has come into possession of an empty PEZ dispenser. This morning she demanded we "make PEZ" to "make it feel better." This attempt at a construction-paper proxy was... not appreciated by the toddler. Nor should it have been. #dadfail

My daughter is really into Racoons so I thought I was doing well bringing this home for her after a work trip...it’s a Sloth. #dadfail

djohns's tweet image. My daughter is really into Racoons so I thought I was doing well bringing this home for her after a work trip...it’s a Sloth. #dadfail

I made a bet with the 9yo (little blonde monster) that I’d put the Tennessee logo on my hand if they beat Iowa… here’s me making good on our agreement… the orange and white Cheez-Its was icing on the cake. As you can see, their mother has turned all three against me. #dadfail

BarryinIowa's tweet image. I made a bet with the 9yo (little blonde monster) that I’d put the Tennessee logo on my hand if they beat Iowa… here’s me making good on our agreement… the orange and white Cheez-Its was icing on the cake.

As you can see, their mother has turned all three against me. #dadfail

My daughter is totally judging me for not bringing more snacks #DadFail

FernyChien's tweet image. My daughter is totally judging me for not bringing more snacks #DadFail

Draco has a cavity being filled and I'm FREAKING OUT!!! #DadFail #HesHighSoHesCool

jkCallawayYAY's tweet image. Draco has a cavity being filled and I'm FREAKING OUT!!! #DadFail #HesHighSoHesCool

At the Ortho with husband who broke himself sledding like a kid. #dadfail He’s now braced in a continual thumbs up position, which means approval of anything I do or purchase.

katiebatesdnp's tweet image. At the Ortho with husband who broke himself sledding like a kid.  #dadfail 
He’s now braced in a continual thumbs up position, which means approval of anything I do or purchase.

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