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Wife's car battery died and I was all set to show my son how to jump a car. My hybrid doesn't have a battery that you can safely use to jump. So I showed him how to call a tow guy for a jump. Glad I didn't try, because it could've destroyed my car, but still #dadfail
Young fella and his friend ask me why the needle won’t work to blow up a basketball with my compressor. “Are you SURE you know how to use it?” Yes “…. bring the needle to me and show me.” The needle they bring me that they’re trying to use is a nail punch. JMJ #DadFail ?
J ai passé la journée seul à écouter de la musique. Bien sûr fallait en revenant d avoir été chercher ma fille tomber sur la toune du godemichet rose d Orloge Simard au retour. #Dadfail
Started swinging for fun… ended flat on his butt 😂💥 #DadFail #ParentingLaughs #SwingSlip #RealDadMoments #Father #DearDads
**note to self** change the address on the @Dominos_UK app from @DandysTopsoil next time I order pizza at home 🤦♂️ hey kids… do you want the good news or the bad news?? “Good news!” Me: Your dinner’s ready… #dadfail
The first game my kids don’t go to this year and @PurdueBands plays the theme song from their favorite show that we watch before bed every night. #DadFail
📣 SOUND ON! Thank you to @PurdueBands' for their showstopping performance of the #Bluey theme song! 🎺
Tonight my son said his favorite Star Wars character was Jar Jar Binks… #dadfail
Alert: dad-fail on Easter dinner. So we are out for dinner tonight at Baton Rouge. Kids are excited and wearing their ”Sunday best”! #HappyEaster2023 #dadfail
Dad Gets Webcam Box to the Face! Think Fast Fail! We didn't think fast enough and took a webcam box to the face. Product unboxing gone wrong. Watch Full Video Here ▶ youtu.be/93Yhbd40SkY #Fail #Funny #DadFail #Webcam #UnboxingFail #FamilyFun
Was playing Old School RuneScape Mobile on my phone and my wife and infant son were struck by a motor vehicle #dadfail
Put on a load of washing this morning and 5 mins in I hear a loud rumbling and crashing sound. Remembered where I hid the kids’ ipads just in time! #dadfail
Driving around w/ my 16 y/o daughter the other day, we were listening to my Apple playlist instead of K-Pop for once. It would be the day that DJ Ghost of Steve Jobs decided to suggest Maestro’s “Table Dance” based on my previous likes. 🤦♂️ #DadFail youtu.be/4LLbOPSjhRo?si…
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My wife just asked our 4 year old if he would like French Fries or maybe some broccoli. He responded with “I hate French Fries and I don’t want any fuckin’ broccoli!” Not sure what to make of this. #dadfail
My kids are at #MissUniversePhilippines2023 VIP tickets courtesy of a third party trying to capture them from their current modelling agent. 🤷🏻🤷🏻 I thought I’d brought them up better. #DadFail
Apparently “Dad knows best” was not the move this time 🤦♂️😂 #DadFail #ParentingHumor #FamilyLife #LessonLearned #HumblePie
Apparently “Dad knows best” was not the move this time 🤦♂️😂 #DadFail #ParentingHumor #FamilyLife #LessonLearned #HumblePie
Proof we all survived adolescence. Barely. (And the cake was still edible… mostly). #DadFail #StillLearning #Home
Dad's leaf-blowing bliss turns to terror as kids explode from the pile! Epic scare, instant laughs—ultimate fall family chaos! 😂🍂👨👧👦 #LeafAmbush #DadFail #AutumnPrank
Nothing humbles you faster than your kid’s dirtbike 😅🏍️ Confidence: 10/10 Landing: 0/10 Ease the aftermath -12% OFF with VDAY12 zurl.co/ev0fM #WorkmansRelief #DadFail #WeekendWarrior #DirtbikeCrash #OopsEnergy #VDAY12
New blog post just dropped. Dad’s fail. It’s inevitable. #dadlife #dadfail #poetrychallenge #poem #poetry #parenting bringbackbigfamilies.blog/2026/02/13/fai…
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Failure: A Dad Poem
Ten days after the intended streak died, here’s the poem about why it always does. Still in my poetry era. For a few more days. Three days seems to be the max of what I’m capable of I start strong …
Dad's Deadly Dutch Oven: Kid Traumatized! 💨😱 Lil man dives under the blanket for a sniff and bolts like it's a horror flick—dad's laughing, but trust? Obliterated 😂 Classic parenting plot twist. Go for high-fives instead next time 👏 #ViralPrank #DadFail
In this situation my dad would have embarrassed the hell out of me, took his belt and you know what, in front of the whole class. 😤💔 #DadFail #ClassHumiliation
The most savage wake-up call ever recorded 😂 Little girl exposes parental bed politics #Parenting #SavageKid #DadFail #CuteButSavage
So… I had planned to keep 2 sealed but it seems I under estimated my Son(s) will power to actually keep it sealed. #DadFail In the end it was a great decision as my 7 year old pulled the FLAREON SIR 🔥 🔥 🔥 in the first pack of the second box…. Few other decent hits as well.
When you need help, but dad is… less than helpful. #DadFail #CardboardChaos #DumpRun #HelpfulDad #FunnyFails
Sooo my husband, who shall remain nameless, texted me saying: “my dad says there’s something wrong with this outfit.” I can’t... I just can’t. #dadfail #nopantstuesday
At last nights @Rangers game 06/06 a foul ball came into our section & my husband barley missed it & it bounced back into the field. @NomarMzra26 (his favorite player) picked it up and brought it back to my son! A #DadFail turned into the best night ever! Thank you @NomarMzra26
Field trip to the illustrious @nhmla! Fun AND educational. Although...when the kids were playing #hideandseek in the gem vault and the security guard asked who was the chaperone, I may or may not have denied that I was partially responsible. #dadfail #do… instagram.com/p/Bvm0djZAOAw/
When you stop 40 mins into your bike ride to find your passenger only has one of his fancy shoes on... #dadFail
Me: those were really good dumplings you made. I’m stuffed. Wife: good. Can you watch the kid while I eat? Me: ... I thought you already ate........ #dadfail
#YOLOd861 didn't quite go as we had planned!! Thankfully everyone (including the people mover) were OK!! Thanks to the local muscle💪💪!! Next stop, reversing school!! #dadfail #offroading
Kids requested breakfast for dinner: eggs, pancakes, sausage, bacon hash browns & OJ. I tried to do it all at once and failed spectacularly. Kids are being kind & eating it with smiles but these burned blueberry pancakes are represenative of how it went #Smoke #Fire #DadFail
Dad fail. Got Abby dressed while chasing her down without double checking...It was picture day. End result. Pictures with her onesie on backwards. #dadfail
My daughter is really into Racoons so I thought I was doing well bringing this home for her after a work trip...it’s a Sloth. #dadfail
Time to go on the kids hoverboard. My wife don't be stupid you have had 3 beers. Me whatever it will be fine what could possibly happen #dadfail
#day12backhometrip Last day in the U.K, been amazing seeing my folks after 3 yrs apart. Today persuaded my teenagers to come see Windsor Castle They agreed, we got there, and it was closed… They turned on me #dadfail
Well I was trying to be a good dad and found some reading comprehension sheets for my son to work on this morning. But I just looked the pictures and didn’t read the title or paragraph. My son said, “There’s a lot of ass in this one.” #dadfail
At the Ortho with husband who broke himself sledding like a kid. #dadfail He’s now braced in a continual thumbs up position, which means approval of anything I do or purchase.
Picked my son up from preschool and the teacher asked if I knew he had odd shoes on today. 😬😬 sorry, was in a rush this morning 🤦🏻 another dad fail #DadFail
I did one set of extremities and mommy did the other. Can you guess which ones I did 😬 #DaddyDaughter #dadfail
Celebrated my little girls birthday at school today with a donut cake.. Should have checked the cake before I got to school.. #lilynotbilly #dadfail
A #DadFail thread: Me: I bought a word search book on Amazon for the kids. Wife: *checks Amazon* You bought something with ZERO reviews??? Me: Yeah, it’s a word search book, how bad could it be? 🙄 ...2 days later:
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