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what's quorvex's favourite video game? Half-life #Warframe #Dadjoke


“The Barbara B” *** Did you ever hear about the crazy old man who had a compulsion to throw rocks at every seagull on the beach? “He never left a tern un-stoned” 😉 #dadjoke

Will2PhotoWell's tweet image. “The Barbara B”
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Did you ever hear about the crazy old man who had a compulsion to throw rocks at every seagull on the beach?

“He never left a tern un-stoned” 😉
#dadjoke

Let’s see your boat/ship captures ⛵️🚢 From small rowboats to massive ocean liners—anything that floats!

mandolinaes's tweet image. Let’s see your boat/ship captures ⛵️🚢

From small rowboats to massive ocean liners—anything that floats!


ill be here all week! #vtuber #dadjoke #funny #twitch


What's brown and sticky? A stick. #DadJoke #Joke


So thankful for sidewalks 🤣🤣🤣 #sidewalk #joke #dadjoke #offthestreets

itsmrpopculture's tweet image. So thankful for sidewalks 🤣🤣🤣
#sidewalk #joke #dadjoke #offthestreets

Eye doctor: “Your test results just came back.” 👀 Me: “Can I see them?” 😅 Eye doctor: “Probably not.” 💀😂 Thats when he hit the floor... #DadJoke #EyeDoctor #VisionProblems #BadEyesight #PunJoke #MemeCaption #FunnyPost #DarkHumor #LOL #GlassesHumor

itsmrpopculture's tweet image. Eye doctor: “Your test results just came back.” 👀

Me: “Can I see them?” 😅

Eye doctor: “Probably not.” 💀😂

Thats when he hit the floor...

#DadJoke #EyeDoctor #VisionProblems #BadEyesight #PunJoke #MemeCaption #FunnyPost #DarkHumor #LOL #GlassesHumor

OK Moron - enough with the jokes... #badjoke #dadjoke

itsmrpopculture's tweet image. OK Moron - enough with the jokes...
#badjoke #dadjoke

Son wore a “GO VEGAN” shirt for a social experiment and guess you could say… things got out of ham. 🥩➡️🥦😅 #DadJoke #GoVegan #SocialExperiment #MemeCaption #DarkHumor #FunnyPost #VeganJokes #InternetHumor #LOL #Bruh

itsmrpopculture's tweet image. Son wore a “GO VEGAN” shirt for a social experiment and guess you could say… things got out of ham. 🥩➡️🥦😅
#DadJoke #GoVegan #SocialExperiment #MemeCaption #DarkHumor #FunnyPost #VeganJokes #InternetHumor #LOL #Bruh

Probably the best Dad joke so far!🐝🤣 #dadjoke #art #cleancomedy


Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts. #DadJoke #Joke


Who knew? 🇲🇽 🍕 😆 #dadjoke #dadjokes


Sunday Roast is live. No apologies. What’s your best #dadjoke? Let’s hear it in the comments. #REBLDads #DadJokes #DadHumor #Fatherhood #DadLife #ParentingHumor

REBL_Dads's tweet image. Sunday Roast is live. No apologies.

What’s your best #dadjoke? Let’s hear it in the comments.

#REBLDads #DadJokes #DadHumor #Fatherhood #DadLife #ParentingHumor

This joke is so bad it should come with an escort to the exit. 👑📏😂 “Once upon a time, there was a king who was only 12 inches tall. He was a terrible king… but he made a great ruler.” #DadJoke #PunHumor #Groaner #BadJokes #RoyalJokes #Wordplay #PunIntended #CringeComedy

itsmrpopculture's tweet image. This joke is so bad it should come with an escort to the exit. 👑📏😂

“Once upon a time, there was a king who was only 12 inches tall. He was a terrible king… but he made a great ruler.”

#DadJoke #PunHumor #Groaner #BadJokes #RoyalJokes #Wordplay #PunIntended #CringeComedy

What's a vampire's favorite ship? A blood vessel. #DadJoke #Joke


Hotel clerk: “Sorry sir, we have no rooms available.” Guest: “That’s okay... there’s always room for improvement.” 😏🏨 When the dad joke checks in before you do. 😂 #DadJoke #PunGameStrong #RoomForImprovement #HotelHumor #MemeHumor #FrontDeskChronicles #CustomerService

itsmrpopculture's tweet image. Hotel clerk: “Sorry sir, we have no rooms available.”
Guest: “That’s okay... there’s always room for improvement.” 😏🏨

When the dad joke checks in before you do. 😂

#DadJoke #PunGameStrong #RoomForImprovement #HotelHumor #MemeHumor #FrontDeskChronicles #CustomerService

I had a dream about being a muffler. I woke up exhausted. #DadJoke #Joke


make pals 😂😂😂😂😂 #dadjoke


Funny, all this time, I thought you were Ian… Hello Mr Starving, or would you prefer to be called Bloody? 😜😂😂 #DadJoke


Banger of an evening. I will see myself out. #DadJoke


what's quorvex's favourite video game? Half-life #Warframe #Dadjoke


Who knew? 🇲🇽 🍕 😆 #dadjoke #dadjokes


Probably the best Dad joke so far!🐝🤣 #dadjoke #art #cleancomedy


Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts. #DadJoke #Joke


make pals 😂😂😂😂😂 #dadjoke


Sunday Roast is live. No apologies. What’s your best #dadjoke? Let’s hear it in the comments. #REBLDads #DadJokes #DadHumor #Fatherhood #DadLife #ParentingHumor

REBL_Dads's tweet image. Sunday Roast is live. No apologies.

What’s your best #dadjoke? Let’s hear it in the comments.

#REBLDads #DadJokes #DadHumor #Fatherhood #DadLife #ParentingHumor

Evening Joke: Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence? It was udder destruction. #dadjoke #dailyjoke #joke


What's a vampire's favorite ship? A blood vessel. #DadJoke #Joke


I had a dream about being a muffler. I woke up exhausted. #DadJoke #Joke


Another #dadjoke from My 365 Days Of #DadJokes #book @FrankieP88. #Longlivedadjokes. 😂 xx To the person who stole my place in the queue: I'm after you now. #humour #lol #oneaday #joke #jokes


Lunchtime Joke: How does a French skeleton say hello? Bone-jour. #dadjoke #dailyjoke #joke


😄 What kind of cheese is made backwards? Edam! #DadJoke #KofC


Morning Joke: How do you teach a kid to climb stairs? There is a step by step guide. #dadjoke #dailyjoke #joke


This is peak humor. 😆 🏔️ #dadjoke #dadjokes


ill be here all week! #vtuber #dadjoke #funny #twitch


Banger of an evening. I will see myself out. #DadJoke


It really was the worst job ever. 😂 #dadjoke #dadjokes


Where do crayons go on vacation? Color-ado. #DadJoke #Joke


So thankful for sidewalks 🤣🤣🤣 #sidewalk #joke #dadjoke #offthestreets

itsmrpopculture's tweet image. So thankful for sidewalks 🤣🤣🤣
#sidewalk #joke #dadjoke #offthestreets

OK Moron - enough with the jokes... #badjoke #dadjoke

itsmrpopculture's tweet image. OK Moron - enough with the jokes...
#badjoke #dadjoke

🎉Just before midnight, put your left leg in the air. That way you’ll start off the new year on the right foot. 🤣 #dadjokes #dadjoke

ToddYakoubian's tweet image. 🎉Just before midnight, put your left leg in the air. That way you’ll start off the new year on the right foot. 🤣 #dadjokes #dadjoke 

Why don’t ducks ever get cold? Because they always have their down jackets on! 🦆 😝 #dadjoke GM Runners, Have A Great Week!

copperstoneband's tweet image. Why don’t ducks ever get cold?

Because they always have their down jackets on! 🦆 😝  #dadjoke 

GM Runners, Have A Great Week!

“The Barbara B” *** Did you ever hear about the crazy old man who had a compulsion to throw rocks at every seagull on the beach? “He never left a tern un-stoned” 😉 #dadjoke

Will2PhotoWell's tweet image. “The Barbara B”
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Did you ever hear about the crazy old man who had a compulsion to throw rocks at every seagull on the beach?

“He never left a tern un-stoned” 😉
#dadjoke

Let’s see your boat/ship captures ⛵️🚢 From small rowboats to massive ocean liners—anything that floats!

mandolinaes's tweet image. Let’s see your boat/ship captures ⛵️🚢

From small rowboats to massive ocean liners—anything that floats!


Someone at @Sharpie is downright genius. (Or perhaps I should say, “sharp”?) #DadJoke

RayRedacted's tweet image. Someone at @Sharpie is downright genius.  (Or perhaps I should say, “sharp”?) #DadJoke

Every day my dad sends a #dadjoke in our OG family group text. This morning’s was too good not to share. Happy Spring!

LaurenMatter's tweet image. Every day my dad sends a #dadjoke in our OG family group text. 

This morning’s was too good not to share. 

Happy Spring!

$ORCL I have never seen such a vertical in my life. And I’ve been to a couple Vince Carter and Lebron James games in my lifetime. #dadjoke

Mr_Derivatives's tweet image. $ORCL I have never seen such a vertical in my life.

 And I’ve been to a couple Vince Carter and Lebron James games in my lifetime.

#dadjoke

I asked him how much rain we got, but had to go look to find out myself. Apparently the question made him "too tense." #DadJoke

DirtTurner's tweet image. I asked him how much rain we got, but had to go look to find out myself. Apparently the question made him "too tense."

#DadJoke

Drove past Total Tools after picking my son up from basketball reffing The have a Massive Tool Sale on I said, “Reckon I’d know some of the people in there” and he chortled Great #DadJoke moment Thank youse all

TcameronTodd's tweet image. Drove past Total Tools after picking my son up from basketball reffing
The have a Massive Tool Sale on 
I said, “Reckon I’d know some of the people in there” and he chortled
Great #DadJoke moment
Thank youse all

With temperatures reaching 36 degrees in Bangalore these days, i beg to differ USA is hottest right now. #dadjoke

geniusparadox's tweet image. With temperatures reaching 36 degrees in Bangalore these days, i beg to differ USA is hottest right now. #dadjoke

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