#distributedsystemjokes search results
This is a true story. I asked Alexa, “Alexa, what is a distributed system?” Alexa replied, “I don’t know what a stupid system is.” #distributedsystemjokes
Q: What’s the difference between a balloon and a #distributedsystem? A: One blows around unpredictably, spies on you constantly, and can deflate or get shot down or fail any moment. The other is just a balloon. #distributedsystemjokes
What’s the difference between Canada geese and distributed systems? One is a real nasty species that's everywhere, and obstructs your path and prevents you from going where you want to go & from doing what you want to do. The other is just Canada geese. #distributedsystemjokes
Q: What’s the difference between a balloon and a #distributedsystem? A: One blows around unpredictably, spies on you constantly, and can deflate or get shot down or fail any moment. The other is just a balloon. #distributedsystemjokes
This is a true story. I asked Alexa, “Alexa, what is a distributed system?” Alexa replied, “I don’t know what a stupid system is.” #distributedsystemjokes
What’s the difference between Canada geese and distributed systems? One is a real nasty species that's everywhere, and obstructs your path and prevents you from going where you want to go & from doing what you want to do. The other is just Canada geese. #distributedsystemjokes
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