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without oomf in my bed #doublefml
In the last 2 minutes, my newsfeed hit me with a video for fake hair and a shady ad for shoes to add 3 inches to my height. 🗣 JUST SAY WHAT YOU GOTTA SAY INSTEAD OF THIS PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE BS FACEBOOK ALGORITHM‼️😤 ps. Your mother's a Roomba! 🤬#DoubleFML 🙃
Vaccinated or not, you should probably still continue to wear a mask if your breath smells like kitty litter and warm soggy diapers on a hot sunny day...please and thank you. 😩 I'm just sayin...🤷🏾♂️😳#supercalifragilisticchronichalitosis 🤮 #DoubleFML 🙃
When the club is playing banger after banger🔥🎶 ...but "the club" is the grocery store and you're just old. 😩#DoubleFML 🙃
This @CelsiusOfficial drink is NOT doing its job today. I may need one of my coworkers to throw a stapler directly at my forehead. 😴 #officeday 🥴 #DoubleFML 🙃
Just blew the ass and crotch seam out of another pair of gym pants mid-squat....and they're gray so I look like Superthot. 🗣 Now I'm free! Free Ballin" 🎶 😩 #DoubleFML 🙃
#ncfc commentary finally available, just in time to hear us concede. #doublefml
I’m so high I just tried to post “I’m so high I just tried using my volume buttons to turn down the screen brightness” on instagrams feed without a picture attached. #doublefml
The sink at my office was apparently set to "fire hose," so I now look like I peed myself. I considered using the hand dryer, but aiming the blower at my crotch might raise a whole different set of questions... 😬#DoubleFML 🙃
👀😮 OMG this may have been the greatest weekend of @NFL football I've ever witnessed! 🤯 #DoubleFML 🙃
Deep thoughts with Darrell: I'm short. I'm stout. Am I a little teapot?! 🤔 #DoubleFML 🙃
Even IV is crushing so you can’t sell anything. Best bet is to keep shorting near expiry far OTM (>1.5 std) calls for pennies #doublefml
The same lady who shook her head when I started laughing like Beavis and Butthead as I tossed these in my cart just shook her head again as she caught me taking this photo... #iamwhoiam 😆🤷🏾♂️ #DoubleFML 🙃
One sip of @MiddletownNJ garden hose water and I could run laps for hours back in the day! 💪🏾 Now I need 2 energy drinks just to pay bills and fold laundry. 🥴 #DoubleFML 🙃
without oomf in my bed #doublefml
I'm "I just sneezed too hard and now my right hip hurts" years old. 🥴 #DoubleFML 🙃
*Spits gum then open-hand swats it from mid-air clearly across the parking lot like WWE's Mr. Perfect." Yep. Still got it in 2025. 💯 Way more hours went into honing this skill than I'd like to admit... @WWE #NowThatsPerfect 💥 #DoubleFML 🙃
When you're actively rooting for a hurricane to blow the building and entire campus you #work your boring day job at, all the way down to the Gulf Shore, it may be time to consider switching roles... 😆 #raindance 🕺🏾 🕺🏾 🕺🏾 🙏🏾 #DoubleFML 🙃
When the club is playing banger after banger🔥🎶 ...but "the club" is the grocery store and you're just old. 😩#DoubleFML 🙃
The sink at my office was apparently set to "fire hose," so I now look like I peed myself. I considered using the hand dryer, but aiming the blower at my crotch might raise a whole different set of questions... 😬#DoubleFML 🙃
In the last 2 minutes, my newsfeed hit me with a video for fake hair and a shady ad for shoes to add 3 inches to my height. 🗣 JUST SAY WHAT YOU GOTTA SAY INSTEAD OF THIS PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE BS FACEBOOK ALGORITHM‼️😤 ps. Your mother's a Roomba! 🤬#DoubleFML 🙃
This @CelsiusOfficial drink is NOT doing its job today. I may need one of my coworkers to throw a stapler directly at my forehead. 😴 #officeday 🥴 #DoubleFML 🙃
The same lady who shook her head when I started laughing like Beavis and Butthead as I tossed these in my cart just shook her head again as she caught me taking this photo... #iamwhoiam 😆🤷🏾♂️ #DoubleFML 🙃
Just blew the ass and crotch seam out of another pair of gym pants mid-squat....and they're gray so I look like Superthot. 🗣 Now I'm free! Free Ballin" 🎶 😩 #DoubleFML 🙃
The largest aquarium in the United States is located in Atlanta, so the possibility of a Sharknado is still very much in play... 🦈 🦈 🦈 #DoubleFML 🙃
🤔 #rapbeef 😎 #thecipher 🫳🏽🎤 #DoubleFML 🙃 #politics #DrakeVsKendrick #hiphop #rap @StephenAtHome @Gutfeldfox @smerconish @AriMelber
Not gonna lie. I'm still kinda mad they never made a "Darrell" Garbage Pail Kids card with my name spelled properly. 🙄 #DoubleFML 🙃
Since I live near near and met Usher several times, everyone's been asking for insider scoop about the halftime show. Obviously, this story is still developing, but my sources on the production team passed along this MAJOR UPDATE‼️⤵️ 🎸🤘🏽#DoubleFML 🙃
🙌🏾 Just making sure that my real clothes still fit after taking down an entire bag of chips, a dozen or so wings and a half gallon of ice cream yesterday... 🤷🏾♂️🤣 #Quarantine15 Hmm, while I'm all dressed up, I should probably walk my garbage to the dumpster... 🤔 #DoubleFML 🙃
So I just found a great stripper name incase I have to find a way to make ends meet in this dumpster-fire economy... "Now coming to gas station pump number 5, Spicy Brown!" 😝 #DoubleFML 🙃
Happy 24th Birthday to my namesake Fat Darrell Sandwich!! 🎁🎊🎉🎈 Aww they grow up so fast... 😭 #DoubleFML 🙃 fatdarrell.com
Dream Flavored? 🤔Apparently this new @CocaCola tastes like money, pizza and tacos falling from the sky as Steak and Ale reopens and American Gladiators returns to television? 😮#DoubleFML 🙃
When you think your favorite @WWE superstar is trying to slide into your DM's for a moment of bliss, but it's just a scammer from Nigeria 💔😭😂 #DoubleFML 🙃 @AlexaBliss_WWE
🤔Check out the full story in the latest post at #DoubleFML by following the link below NOW! 🙃-> doublefml.com/2018/07/24/mic… #ThursdayThoughts #hiphop #ThrowbackThursday #Throwback #music @SiriusXMFLY @RockthebellsSXM
#tbt – Although I appreciate the shoutout @njdotcom, I strongly disagree… 😜😂 Check out the full story at #DoubleFML, by following the link below NOW! 🙃 -> doublefml.com/2018/08/21/var… #Rutgers #NJ #college #ThrowbackThursday
The same lady who shook her head when I started laughing like Beavis and Butthead as I tossed these in my cart just shook her head again as she caught me taking this photo... #iamwhoiam 😆🤷🏾♂️ #DoubleFML 🙃
Staring out the window on this rainy day and imagining how wet the bottom of my Jnco Jeans would have gotten back in the late 90s... 🤔 #DoubleFML 🙃
Night Writer 😝 Check out the BRAND NEW 1-minute read at #DoubleFML by following the link below NOW! 🙃-> doublefml.com/2020/08/19/nig… . . @DavidHasselhoff
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