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@cmackonthemove Yes I wrote #HolyShit in my Bible in pen. There is no other way to put it #OldTestamentProblems
Got drunk. Bitch cut off all my hair. Wtf, so weak now #oldtestamentproblems
Moses: A burning bush?! INSTAGRAM IT!! #oldtestamentproblems
Eve: Note to self, don't trust snakes. #oldtestamentproblems
Elijah: really glad that whole fire thing worked out #pyro #oldtestamentproblems
How long did Cain hate his brother? As long as he was Abel. #oldtestamentproblems
Solomon had sex with over 1,000 women? That's disgusting. #oldtestamentproblems
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Lots wife: Looking back, I should have been a better mother. #oldtestamentproblems
Noah: The only rooster in the world and I get stuck with him. #oldtestamentproblems
Isaiah's wife: (at her husbands funeral) May he rest in..... Pieces. #oldtestamentproblems
Aaron: dont look at me Moses, you broke all 10 commandments AT THE SAME TIME #oldtestamentproblems
"The woman that thou gavest me" drank all the coffee. #oldtestamentproblems
Of course we're about to get hammered with storms. The weather is trying to finish what #2020SoFar has started. When do the locusts and rivers of blood start? #oldTestamentProblems
Not I will praise You with the liar. I will praise You with the lyre. #oldtestamentproblems #audiobibleproblems
Reason #6 : no other film will trigger more challenging questions from your children #oldtestamentproblems
Week three in Habakkuk - one would think I would be able to spell it by now. #PastorProblems #SermonPrep #OldTestamentProblems #SpellCheck
When the village stones your wife for screwing the blacksmith #OldTestamentProblems
When your mom's a slore so she has to send you down the river in a basket #oldtestamentproblems
@MrObviousGuy @GovMikeHuckabee it's also the polygamous position. #oldtestamentproblems
Nothing like starting off your Monday morning with a classic tale of rape and incest #OldTestamentProblems
@mccluggage1919 gets dad drunk twice so both of his daughters could sleep with him in order to preserve their family #oldtestamentProblems
Some random desert tribe claims their God promised to give my country to them. #OldTestamentProblems
God keeps bugging me to "service" him. #OldTestamentProblems
Not sure which of my many wives gave birth to this child. #OldTestamentProblems
I could just pull back this piece of skin to clean in there... Nah, I'll just chop it off instead. #OldTestamentProblems
I want to have children but the only women around are my sisters. #OldTestamentProblems
@jrmcmanaway why don't I hear anymore about weeping and gnashing of teeth or someone tearing their robe in dismay? #oldtestamentproblems
A dilemma. Does Noah, the worlds first recorded winemaker, choose to let me board the ark? Greater love hath no man .. #oldtestamentproblems
My phone autocorrects "insecurities" to "insect multitudes." #firstworldproblems #oldtestamentproblems
That moment of pride you feel when the reader nails all the names in the first reading! #OldTestamentProblems #Zedekiah #Jehoiakim #Catholic
@cmackonthemove Yes I wrote #HolyShit in my Bible in pen. There is no other way to put it #OldTestamentProblems
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