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When you have to go consumable propping for a show, and everyone stares at your trolley like you’re a panic buyer.... 😫 #stagemanagement #smproblems
I don’t bloomin’ believe it. We searched the country for this stuff when we needed it for our last show and here it is, bold as brass, in the shop less than a minute away from the rehearsal room. #WhatFatimaDid #SMproblems
When everyone is taking pictures after the show, but nobody takes one with the stage manager #sad HAHAH💔 #SMproblems
Running on 4 hours sleep today. Spent an embarrassingly long time just trying to remember *how* to answer the question “Justify? Y/N” on a 90s electric word processor prop. #retro #oldtech #smproblems #doh
Just made what I hope will be my last trip to the grocery store for a while. I tried not to hoard anything. The one thing I had to buy two of was coffee, cause I’m almost out, and that would have been an emergency. ☕️🚨#SMproblems
I want an onlyfans but for sexy ass theatrical transitions. @TCG make this happen? #StageManagement #smlife #smproblems
So in rehearsal today the sound on my laptop wasn't working so I couldn't play any of the sound cues. Turns out, my bluetooth headphones were still connected to it... #SMProblems #Itworksnow
Just bought a new ear pad for my PH-88, after ~10 years of using various cut up Dr Scholl’s pads and Radio Shack headphone covers. Turns out B&H sells official parts. For $17 I got both the ear piece and mic cover. Keeping my sewn-on mic cover for now as it works. #SMproblems
There’s no WiFi for this rehearsal space anymore ... and I feel lost and alone. #SMproblems #CryBaby
ARGH, I just remembered I still have to add the entire cast to my contacts in my phone! #SMproblems
Is there a secret world where all the lost black Sharpies go? #smproblems
The god mic is never loud enough. #smproblems #ysm2020
If you are someone who waits until the 14th minute of a 15 minute intermission to go to the bathroom, please know that I judge you. So hard. #SmProblems
Interesting clipboard, eh? How would this work for you? Fits in a pocket, cool... But enough room to write notes? I'm mixed. But it looks cool, and where do I get this size paper? #stagemanager #stagemanagement #smproblems #smlove #smlife
Guitar 1 asked me if he could throw panties into the house tonight. Yes, I said, but only to your fiancée. Or was that at the mat? What are days? #smproblems
Look, most of the time most of the swords were in the right place. That’s all I can promise the world right now. #smproblems
Show stops on Opening wahoooooo! Why do we do shows with projections? #SMproblems
I just spent 5 minutes wondering why the run sheet my PA started is hurting my brain so much. And then I realized--the font size is a 12. WHY. #SMproblems
Drafting the schedule for next week and feeling suspicious - no understudy rehearsals, no talkbacks, no ASL interpreted shows, no holidays, no weird curtain times... surely this can't be accurate? There must be something I'm missing. #SMproblems
Not me doing a live preshow announcement on the God mic because we have a swing on and they ran out of programs so we aren't doing stuffers. #SMproblems
Somehow I don't think 25 minutes is the latest I've started a show, but it's definitely the latest I've started a show this week. Don't forget to set your alarms, kids. #SMproblems
"Lights thur--seh--fi---whatever it is, go." When I say I can't read sometimes, I truly mean it. It was 728 by the way. #SMproblems
Interesting clipboard, eh? How would this work for you? Fits in a pocket, cool... But enough room to write notes? I'm mixed. But it looks cool, and where do I get this size paper? #stagemanager #stagemanagement #smproblems #smlove #smlife
Try being a stage manager… it will literally fuck you up. #smproblems
"Yes I called that cue earlier than I should have, but seeing as this is a Friday matinee we're doing the whole show earlier than we should have so it's to be expected." #SMproblems
OK Time for first preview...wait...we're done rehearsals? This is opening? Oh neat. #SMproblems
Sometimes you have all 4 swings in for a dress rehearsal and end up reading in for an actor on the God mic while still calling the show. #SMproblems
SM managers... random Facebook question for you. Have you had issues tagging other businesses, etc., in your FB business posts lately? #isitjustme #SMproblems
"when's dinner?" I gave you....a daily call sheet...on your table...right there... #SMproblems
The schedule for the first day of rehearsal is down from 4 TBDs to 2. Time to send it out, I guess. #SMProblems
Ugh my kingdom (such that it is) for a second rehearsal room. #SMproblems
Our PA/ prop supervisor Olivia is making the spaghetti for Elf. This is how we make spaghetti, and yes it’s ridiculous. #SMproblems #nospace
Going through photos of the season, I notice how many are for the purpose of communicating what broke. These are all from American in Paris. The table in particular was a spectacular onstage spontaneous disassembly that was hilarious, and somehow didn’t break glass. #SMproblems
Actual footage of me at the top of the show this afternoon when the hazer started spewing fluid directly onto my head. #SMproblems
When you have to go consumable propping for a show, and everyone stares at your trolley like you’re a panic buyer.... 😫 #stagemanagement #smproblems
This half-finished note was supposed to say “[Cast] Leave show guitars here tonight.” In its interrupted form it makes it sound like things are going much worse. #SMproblems
![headsetchatter's tweet image. This half-finished note was supposed to say “[Cast] Leave show guitars here tonight.” In its interrupted form it makes it sound like things are going much worse. #SMproblems](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DlPB4c-U8AEvwiR.jpg)
Do they make these in black? As the last healthy member of the stage management team, I accept my role of great responsibility. #SMproblems
Today’s “note interrupted” moment. I assume I’ll learn what this meant when tomorrow there’s a complete trainwreck that begins with H. #SMproblems
I know when I wrote “AF” here years ago it was obviously supposed to mean AutoFly, but I think the more modern version of AF also applies. #SMproblems #newAF
Running on 4 hours sleep today. Spent an embarrassingly long time just trying to remember *how* to answer the question “Justify? Y/N” on a 90s electric word processor prop. #retro #oldtech #smproblems #doh
Our new system: we try to give the dancers the stage to warm up ASAP, so after sweeping and mopping and turntable check are done, we flip the sign and make an announcement. #SMproblems
I don’t bloomin’ believe it. We searched the country for this stuff when we needed it for our last show and here it is, bold as brass, in the shop less than a minute away from the rehearsal room. #WhatFatimaDid #SMproblems
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