Gary Norman
@247machine
It's all about big, wobbly, pounding, thumping, bone-shattering, offensive basslines. And boobs.
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up late doing important work like searching my email inbox for the word "dickbike"
@piersmorgan If you don't shut up, I shall start to reveal details of your past life that would make you VERY unhappy.
If spunk tasted like KFC Gravy I would give SO MUCH HEAD. There I said it. #KFC #Colonel #Friedchicken #Gravy #fingerlickingood
Reinstalled twitter #twitter #ifyoucantbeatemjoinem #hashtagsarefuckinawesome #whatdidimiss
Let's play Scramble With Friends. My username is 'Renegademaster'. zynga.tm/lN #GamesWithFriends
Playing Skullcrack at full volume cos there's no other f*cker in the house (",) #waystoblowmyspeakers
Don't tweet often so I'll try and make it profound. Mondays generally suck arse, and today was no exception.
Who the fuck made it illegal to slap people for saying absolutely dumb shit at awkward times?
Looks like another scorcher... But enough about my bowel movements.
Just had a Dumb and Dumber moment on the bog, thankfully the flush DID work. Sincere apologies to Thames Water #itsyourproblemnow
Has anyone checked under Gaddafi's bed? That's where I'd hide...
That car alarm that goes off just as you try to get to sleep #thingsthatpissmeoff
"@OsamaBinLuke: Retweet this is if you retweet retweets to have retweets retweeted by retweeters retweeting retweets. Or not."
Another weekend over too quickly :( 5 more days at work then 9 days off #winning
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