Martin
@2MRep
Dad, Imagineer, Director. Usually in that order. Watches a lot of films. Occassionally grumpy. Man, with a beard.
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Twitter. Forever entering a room where the conversation started before you arrived and you don't understand what anyone's talking about.
Hi @zenb_uk my first order arrived but delivery was left out in the rain and it’s put me off trying it now…😕
FFS @Tesco Why are you still limiting 80 items to online shop?? I have a household of 6 people. 80 items every two weeks?! Sort it out!
. @Tesco any comment to make on your duty manager swearing at my 16 year old son and telling him she will punch his front teeth out...? Happened today at 17.30 at the Tesco Express on Brighton Road in Horsham. Also reporting to customer services on phone now.
So @DailyMirror @BBCNews @10DowningStreet @FT @MoneySavingExp have you all caught up on this? @cashplus seem to be on the brink of collapse and no one seems to be talking about it yet. Apparently "security issues" but people cannot access money and no one is picking up phones.
This is great! 'LAST CHRISTMAS' - a cracker of a short film! vimeo.com/oliverkember/l…
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Vimeo
"Last Christmas"
Using urinal in the gents at work; warm evening, window open (head height), looking out. Cleaner knocks at the door. “Hello” she calls, (in case there’s anyone inside). “Hello” I shout back; as the lady MD happens to walk past outside. Our eyes meet, me with my benson in my hand.
@channel5_tv who's genius idea was it to broadcast dances with wolves without subtitles? Have the film is in native American
We all complain about little things. The annoying day to day bits. Then you chat to your friend who has had 19 surgeries to tackle cancer - and you realise you’re a bit of a knob!
Ryan Zinke: Ban elephant ivory and tusks from being imported into the U.S. - Sign the Petition! chn.ge/2DjGHJz via @UKChange
Dear ALL Emergency Services. If and when needed please feel to block my driveway, car or anything else for that matter. If you want a brew.. the kettle is always on. Need the loo? No problem. Kind Regards, Just one of the majority of folk 🚓🚒🚑
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