anna currell
@AnnaCurrell
writer | MFA @EmersonCollege | words in @McSweeneys @PointsinCase @HumorDarling @WICF @thisisrobotbutt
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Thanks, @mcsweeneys! And remember to tip your local barista. She's going through it. mcsweeneys.net/articles/haiku…
every time I get my forehead temp checked at a restaurant I bow my head like a priest is giving me ashes
✨vaxxed and waxed✨
- Ah, yeah, I got Pfizer, too. - My weekend was good! Just went to the park, socially distanced. How was yours? - AGH, OUCH! Shit. No, I’m okay. (by @AnnaCurrell) pointsincase.com/lists/everythi…
thanks @PointsinCase for giving me the platform to publicly talk shit about math xo
I’ve never needed the Pythagorean Theorem for any moment of my life. I’m a million times better off without you, just like I always thought. (by @AnnaCurrell) pointsincase.com/articles/an-op…
It’s Friday! Quote twote this with a photo of your pets! Let’s start the weekend with a smile. #dionnewarwick
feelin seen
I'm ⚪ Dating ⚪ Married 🔘 Eating Goldfish crackers under my covers and watching old teen dramas on my laptop
Things the Fitness Instructor Said During the Online Live Class Where I Could Have Sworn My Camera Was Off buff.ly/3krMUKW by @AnnaCurrell
learned today that “you say ‘tomato’, I say ‘tomato’” doesn’t translate as effectively in a written medium
Happy Saturday from me, sitting on my yoga mat with a beer! Thanks, @thisisrobotbutt! robotbutt.com/2021/02/06/thi…
does anyone actually know the lyrics???? Thanks @PointsinCase!
Now, I’ll admit. I knew the words that I was singing were not in fact “words.” They were more like syllables strung together. (by @AnnaCurrell) pointsincase.com/articles/an-op…
not to be dramatic but an eyelash going in the wrong direction is hell on earth
#TGIF is right! Thanks @The_Belladonnas!
Next, @AnnaCurrell explores the life of a barista through haikus on @mcsweeneys mcsweeneys.net/articles/haiku…
me: *pries myself off twitter to get writing done* phone: *twitter notification* me: better check that *repeat forever and ever*
I never get to Use my art degree to make Funny latte art Brian thinks that it’s “Inappropriate” to draw Penises in foam mcsweeneys.net/articles/haiku…
thanks, @HumorDarling! medium.com/humordarling/a…
Think something along the lines of “My oven is on!” or “I have a deadline to meet!” hold up your index finger in the air, and abruptly turn around. (by Anna Currell) pointsincase.com/columns/how-to…
my apple watch informed me that my exercise for the day was complete after I changed my duvet cover. I think she was exaggerating, but I'm really glad she appreciated how much effort it took
Reading this is what it feels like to discover you’ve been hacked for everything except ur nudes
Journal entries dissecting a previous relationship / Bad poetry / Concerns to share with doctor / Reminder to self to be more crafty (by Anna Currell) pointsincase.com/lists/everythi…
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