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@BetchYoureBasic

like seriously can i just direct deposit my paycheck to Dunkin Donuts


you better pop, lock, and drop that attitude


If I ever shop for water while being little spoon plz tranquilize whoever is behind me.

BetchYoureBasic's tweet image. If I ever shop for water while being little spoon plz tranquilize whoever is behind me.

Your Instagram likes cannot win over my affection.


Sharlene don't you want to go to one more country?!?


Sharlene, you're emotionally draining for everyone. #TheBachelor


Spotted: butterfly tattoo on the pediatric nurse. #TheBachelor you know you love me. #XoxoGossipGirl


4 drink vouchers? Southwest airlines, you can be my valentine anytime.


Cops get like half off at panera. If health care doesn't work out you can find me at the police academy.


I'm on kitchen duty at work so naturally I refer them to my cleaning lady. Thanks but no thanks.


What do you mean you wont cater my superbowl party, taco bell?


Like what the fuck is this weather

BetchYoureBasic's tweet image. Like what the fuck is this weather

Like why do they even make apartments without walk in closets


Lose my phone so much the cab company has my best friend's # on speed dial


I expect nothing less for vday

BetchYoureBasic's tweet image. I expect nothing less for vday

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