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I got up early to go for a run but smoked a joint first. I ended up sitting on the couch to think about what the point of the run even was, do I really need it, is it what I’m looking for? That’s why I love weed. It prevents bad things from happening. Like going for a run.
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One of our few WW2 and Korean veterans! Gordon Spangler, 102 yrs old Chickasha,Ok., landed Ansino, Italy 1944 with US Third Army! Thank you for your service and sacrifice giving us our freedom today! God Bless America ! @USArmy @OU_Football #ChickashaCC
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I walked out of work earlier with my OU jacket on. Coworker (hog fan): ew! It's the mark of Satan! Might need an exorcism, get that "OUDNA" out.... Me: why? So my team would suck as much as yours? Him:
By the age of 40 you should have had at least one relationship that fills you with so much regret that you wish you’d never been born.
They say to get over someone you have to get under someone new. I did this and woke up in a tamale stand with a white guy...
All these NFL analysts still crack me up... Just bringing guys down and saying what they “can’t do”... When we all know they aren’t even athletic enough to play checkers. Congrats to everybody who got drafted tonight, keep making people proud and proving people wrong!
You and I would never work, I’m sexually attracted to weed anyways.
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