Christopher Devlin
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there must be something truly insane in the missing epstein files
All at once, Trump is: -Threatening to take over Greenland -Threatening to strike Iran -Wielding apparent control over Venezuela -Threatening the invoke the Insurrection Act to deploy troops in Minneapolis
Next stop: June banner
even @EvanRobertsWFAN has gone off the deep end and yet this still feels more believable than the mets fielding a playoff team in 2026
Evan says the Mets need to open to a Francisco Lindor trade, and has a proposal involving...the Dodgers 👀 @EvanRobertsWFAN
Completely indistinguishable from parody
When I first learned a toilet like that existed inside the White House, I was horrified President Trump is making the People’s House more elegant and beautiful for generations of Americans to come!
how is it possible to hear the same seven songs every time in an 8 hour playlist on spotify
He was convicted of creating a phony charity for the disabled and using the funds for his own personal slush fund. That’s what they’re celebrating.
Fox host: Congratulations on getting out. George Santos: “Thank you to President Trump for clemency and for having such an amazing will for second chances. I feel like it's justice served." x.com/Ronxyz00/statu…
Does anyone know for sure that Scott Bessent isn't Jeb Bush?
Apparently not wanting Trump to be a King makes you the farthest left radical now. Millions of patriotic Americans have already done this twice. Scott Bessent is a disgrace.
“i haven’t heard the name in so long”
NOW - Trump says he'll "speak to the DOJ" about pardoning Ghislaine Maxwell.
I owe Daulton Varsho and Blue Jays fans an apology. He’s really fucking good. I’m going to giveaway a Daulton Varsho jersey to one person who RT this and follows me. Winner picked tonight, good luck 🔥
if you’re like 22 and don’t know who philip seymour hoffman is just keep that shit to yourself
The tylenol legal team thinking about the defamation suit
🚨BREAKING: Trump claims Cuba “has virtually no autism” because they “don’t have Tylenol.” Reality: Dictatorships don’t have good health data. Autism exists everywhere - authoritarian regimes just don’t track it. F*CK Donald Trump and his lies.
an revolution
This is what an revolution looks like! We are Charlie Kirk! 🇺🇸
"As a Christian, one thing I love about Trump is that he openly rejects the basic moral teachings of Jesus"
As a Christian, one thing I love about Trump is how shameless he is about saying "Love my enemies? No way man, I hate those guys!" So cool how the honesty allows the conversation to actually happen, rather than a bunch of pious platitudes.
the irony of everyone talking about his hands being blue is that we probably wouldn’t notice it if he didn’t insist on making his face orange
When you've been smoking that shit all day and your girl still makes you go out
me at fourteen for some reason
When you've been smoking that shit all day and your girl still makes you go out
Shaggy has backed off his claim that it wasn’t him
BREAKING: House Speaker Mike Johnson has backed off his claim that President Trump was an FBI informant in the case of sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, per WSJ
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