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America has Warren Buffett, but Japan's most famous investor is 71-year-old Kiritani, who has a portfolio of over 500 stocks totaling over 400 million yen. He does not own a car and rides around everywhere in his bicycle. He's also known for his love of shareholder perks. /1

CacheThatCheque's tweet image. America has Warren Buffett, but Japan's most famous investor is 71-year-old Kiritani, who has a portfolio of over 500 stocks totaling over 400 million yen. He does not own a car and rides around everywhere in his bicycle. He's also known for his love of shareholder perks. /1

This is so incredibly based

Fun fact: In pre-internet Japan, some Japanese traded stocks by connecting their Family Computer to a telephone line Nomura's "Famicom Trade" was jointly developed and launched by Nomura Securities and Nintendo in 1988. This service was a precursor to modern online trading

japan_guru_x's tweet image. Fun fact: In pre-internet Japan, some Japanese traded stocks by connecting their Family Computer to a telephone line

Nomura's "Famicom Trade" was jointly developed and launched by Nomura Securities and Nintendo in 1988. This service was a precursor to modern online trading


It should be obvious, but any account posting constantly about Africans, Muslims, Jews, and Indians *in English* isn’t Japanese. Real Japanese right wingers are too busy posting about Koreans and Chinese

This hits so hard. Real Japanese right wingers are always fixated on Koreans (ESPECIALLY Zainichi Koreans) and bringing up some obscure incident no one has ever heard of



Wife votes LDP and is hoping Takaichi can still become PM, but it’s looking tough for her to be anything other than a lame duck at the moment


One of my friends recently signed up for those many life insurance plans you see everywhere in Japan. It’s sad how prevalent they are. 99% of the time they are just borderline scams with high fees. You’re better off just chucking the money in the sp500


Doesn’t seem worth it 99% of the time. I’m just here to look at memes, shitpost, and share my autistic takes about saizeriya, Osaka and stonks. I got over 9,000 followers on this app just from doing that

What's liberating is that I stopped thinking of monetizing investment content - now I just do it purely 'for myself'. I respect those who run newsletters, but it saps all the joy from investment and research. You make money from stocks, not from content (period).



Bro having a full blown meltdown. The chickens have come home to roost for the Japan larpers

Peak crash out

TheShogunTYO's tweet image. Peak crash out


Aeon stock up over 8% today on news of record operating profit and strong demand for their private discount brand amid rising inflation and prices. Long time shareholder and happy customer of Aeon products. “Buy what you know” Sometimes it’s just that simple


Japan larpers are toast

BREAKING 🚨 X to begin displaying what country an account is posting from. I like it.



Nikkei going to get slammed on Tuesday morning

CacheThatCheque's tweet image. Nikkei going to get slammed on Tuesday morning


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Saw some boomers wandering around this morning looking at vending machines trying to decide which drink to buy. Then walking back to the house newspaper in hand. Masculine urge to have 4 adult kids, 2 estranged, and living in a deteriorating house without a care in the world


Waiting for Nikkei open after a 3 day weekend


Trump got all the hostages back. Biden could have done the same but he was too busy taking naps.


BASED SAIZERIYA WIN

CacheThatCheque's tweet image. BASED SAIZERIYA WIN

Someone claims to have found a pearl in their oysters at Saizeria. How Saizeria is abbreviated in each area 🟨Saize (emphasis on Sa) 🟥Saize (emphasis on i) 🟧Zeria 🟦No abbreviation

shinobu_books's tweet image. Someone claims to have found a pearl in their oysters at Saizeria.
How Saizeria is abbreviated in each area
🟨Saize (emphasis on Sa)
🟥Saize (emphasis on i)
🟧Zeria
🟦No abbreviation


TSE closed today. OPEN THE MARKET!!! WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO 9:30 ON A MONDAY MORNING WITHOUT LOOKING AT NUMBERS GO UP AND DOWN ON A SCREEN???!!!


JUST IN: Jim Cramer says "we're back."

WatcherGuru's tweet image. JUST IN: Jim Cramer says "we're back."


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