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America has Warren Buffett, but Japan's most famous investor is 71-year-old Kiritani, who has a portfolio of over 500 stocks totaling over 400 million yen. He does not own a car and rides around everywhere in his bicycle. He's also known for his love of shareholder perks. /1

CacheThatCheque's tweet image. America has Warren Buffett, but Japan's most famous investor is 71-year-old Kiritani, who has a portfolio of over 500 stocks totaling over 400 million yen. He does not own a car and rides around everywhere in his bicycle. He's also known for his love of shareholder perks. /1

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Former Japanese Prime Minister Tomiichi Murayama passed away today at the age of 101. This was him and Ichiro in 1994.

yakyucosmo's tweet image. Former Japanese Prime Minister Tomiichi Murayama passed away today at the age of 101.

This was him and Ichiro in 1994.

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Since everyone is all mad that I said I don't play video games and consider them "childish things," I'll relate the story of how I stopped. It wasn't really a choice, which is kind of neat. I'll start by talking about something Charlie Kirk said that impressed me, though. In…



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when bro is talking about getting his life together (it’s over, he’s 30)


Aeon stock up another 8% today. The funny thing about stonks is that your best performers are often completely unexpected


Up over 200% on Aeon stock, can’t believe my luck. I literally bought it just for the yutai


Bros don’t let bros sign up for life insurance

CacheThatCheque's tweet image. Bros don’t let bros sign up for life insurance

i realize a lot of you are cucked and hand over your entire salary to your domineering J-wife... but at some point, an ins broker will attempt talking her into life insurance for your children with you as the beneficiary, backwards shit like that. yeah don't do this.



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“So you called someone in your group chat a gay retard?” “Yes.” “And you did it intentionally knowing how inappropriate calling someone that is?” “That’s correct.” “Why would you do something like that?” “He’s my best friend, Dave.”

AutismCapital's tweet image. “So you called someone in your group chat a gay retard?”

“Yes.”

“And you did it intentionally knowing how inappropriate calling someone that is?”

“That’s correct.”

“Why would you do something like that?”

“He’s my best friend, Dave.”

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After endless predictions of doom and a media campaign of unusually intense negativity, the Osaka Expo closed yesterday and, as expected, now seems to be considered a near-total success. The event welcomed 25 million visitors and managed to generate a profit. 1/

GearoidReidy's tweet image. After endless predictions of doom and a media campaign of unusually intense negativity, the Osaka Expo closed yesterday and, as expected, now seems to be considered a near-total success. 

The event welcomed 25 million visitors and managed to generate a profit. 1/

After budget overruns, methane explosions and concerns over its many-eyed Lovecraftian mascot, Osaka's World Expo finally opens Sunday. But history suggests it'll do just fine despite the negativity - and show a changing Osaka to the world. My latest: bloomberg.com/opinion/articl…



I got no beef with the content of the larpers. I want to see mass deportations of anyone with JLPT 4 or less. It’s just dumb that they bait post constantly about a country they pretend to live in.

I am not bothered by the content. I am actually fairly right wing on many issues. Bro just needs to pass the Tory’s test and quit larping that he lives in Japan.



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"Debasement trade" Bro I bought crypto instead of gold I'm never moving out of debasement


Bro autistically reposts a bunch of Japanese RW accounts to prove I’m wrong but as I mentioned, none of them actually post in fucking English

Is he not Japanese then? Coloniser who thinks that the Japanese must abide by how he thinks they act.



Replies like these are great. 1. Did you just assume my gender? 2. What is a woman?

CacheThatCheque's tweet image. Replies like these are great. 
1. Did you just assume my gender?
2. What is a woman?

“Stop the genocide!” Hamas: Let’s just kill each other instead

CacheThatCheque's tweet image. “Stop the genocide!”

Hamas: Let’s just kill each other instead

The final boss of Japanese retail investors

Summarizing your post with some visuals. Love this man

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Love this man
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Love this man
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Love this man


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“Why do they keep calling each other retarded homos? I don’t understand. What does it mean? Is it code?”

AutismCapital's tweet image. “Why do they keep calling each other retarded homos? I don’t understand. What does it mean? Is it code?”

Kiritani was on TV this week in his usual goofy and high spirits. He heavily bought the dip during the Trump liberation day market crash and now has over 1,000 stocks and a portfolio totaling 700 million yen. Don’t be a panican, always be cool and buy the dip

America has Warren Buffett, but Japan's most famous investor is 71-year-old Kiritani, who has a portfolio of over 500 stocks totaling over 400 million yen. He does not own a car and rides around everywhere in his bicycle. He's also known for his love of shareholder perks. /1

CacheThatCheque's tweet image. America has Warren Buffett, but Japan's most famous investor is 71-year-old Kiritani, who has a portfolio of over 500 stocks totaling over 400 million yen. He does not own a car and rides around everywhere in his bicycle. He's also known for his love of shareholder perks. /1


This is so incredibly based

Fun fact: In pre-internet Japan, some Japanese traded stocks by connecting their Family Computer to a telephone line Nomura's "Famicom Trade" was jointly developed and launched by Nomura Securities and Nintendo in 1988. This service was a precursor to modern online trading

japan_guru_x's tweet image. Fun fact: In pre-internet Japan, some Japanese traded stocks by connecting their Family Computer to a telephone line

Nomura's "Famicom Trade" was jointly developed and launched by Nomura Securities and Nintendo in 1988. This service was a precursor to modern online trading


It should be obvious, but any account posting constantly about Africans, Muslims, Jews, and Indians *in English* isn’t Japanese. Real Japanese right wingers are too busy posting about Koreans and Chinese

This hits so hard. Real Japanese right wingers are always fixated on Koreans (ESPECIALLY Zainichi Koreans) and bringing up some obscure incident no one has ever heard of



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