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Japanese shitco and tobacco stonk autist. Saizeriya lover. No investment advice.

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America has Warren Buffett, but Japan's most famous investor is 71-year-old Kiritani, who has a portfolio of over 500 stocks totaling over 400 million yen. He does not own a car and rides around everywhere in his bicycle. He's also known for his love of shareholder perks. /1

CacheThatCheque's tweet image. America has Warren Buffett, but Japan's most famous investor is 71-year-old Kiritani, who has a portfolio of over 500 stocks totaling over 400 million yen. He does not own a car and rides around everywhere in his bicycle. He's also known for his love of shareholder perks. /1

“Ma'am, this gaijin says his dog ate his Tory’s test certificate and most recent Saizeriya receipt.”

CacheThatCheque's tweet image. “Ma'am, this gaijin says his dog ate his Tory’s test certificate and most recent Saizeriya receipt.”

Me when the police come and I can’t find my Tory’s test certificate and a recent Saizeria receipt



QUEEN OF JAPAN AND QUEEN OF DEPORTATIONS Japan is in good hands

CacheThatCheque's tweet image. QUEEN OF JAPAN AND QUEEN OF DEPORTATIONS

Japan is in good hands

Wait... Who is the Queen?

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It do be like that.

AutismCapital's tweet image. It do be like that.

IS EVERYTHING A LIE?

CacheThatCheque's tweet image. IS EVERYTHING A LIE?

OUR QUEEN CAN DANCE

ダンスも上手い小野田紀美氏



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Me telling my wife to calm down…https://t.co/a4TTmOibfJ


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You must share the Saizeriya ¥1,000 roulette with your followers. It combines a gambling addiction with a delicious randomly generated 1-bill meal. saizeriya-1000yen.marusho.io


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Nice try boss. I’ll be pooping on company time.

How to make yourself poop regularly in the morning before going to work trib.al/QKTvRWy

nypost's tweet image. How to make yourself poop regularly in the morning before going to work trib.al/QKTvRWy


“I’m a convert” ✅Visa renewal approved

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✅Visa renewal approved

I’m a convert. I once went there with some wealthy friends for a nijikai and was surprised they enjoyed it.



BASED AND SAIZERIYA PILLED It can’t be stressed enough. Not only is Saizeriya a great restaurant, but it’s also great value for money and the ultimate hedge on inflation and rising cost of living for families eating out in Japan.

I was there with the kiddos today

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How to defend yourself tutorial


“Japanese prison is no joke, it’s complete silence, 8 hours a day of working in a factory 6 days a week, and eating the same thing and wearing a uniform everyday” Autists: YOU GET TO EAT THE SAME FOOD, WEAR THE SAME CLOTHES, AND DO THE SAME ROUTINE IN COMPLETE SILENCE EVERYDAY?

CacheThatCheque's tweet image. “Japanese prison is no joke, it’s complete silence, 8 hours a day of working in a factory 6 days a week, and eating the same thing and wearing a uniform everyday”

Autists:

YOU GET TO EAT THE SAME FOOD, WEAR THE SAME CLOTHES, AND DO THE SAME ROUTINE IN COMPLETE SILENCE EVERYDAY?

Bro fucked up big time. Japanese prison is no joke. It’s designed to break you: constant surveillance, almost complete silence, 8-9 hours a day of hard labor in a factory 6 days a week, and then sleeping every night in a tiny, shared room on a thin futon on a hard floor.



“Ma’am, he ditched Saizeriya and ate lunch today at Coco’s”

CacheThatCheque's tweet image. “Ma’am, he ditched Saizeriya and ate lunch today at Coco’s”

I felt bad so I decided to get takeout from the Restaurant of Champions for dinner @CacheThatCheque please don't deport me 🙏

rhedak1's tweet image. I felt bad so I decided to get takeout from the Restaurant of Champions for dinner

@CacheThatCheque please don't deport me 🙏


Happy birthday to our one and only Deportation-Chan

It's her birthday today.

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“Finish the pizza and then be gone, gaijin”

CacheThatCheque's tweet image. “Finish the pizza and then be gone, gaijin”

It’s becoming official now. In order to stay in Japan, all must pass the “I love Saizeriya test.” No exceptions. All Saizeriya haters shall be detained and face deportation. Detainees will given one last supper before deportation, a mandatory Saizeriya pizza meal.

CacheThatCheque's tweet image. It’s becoming official now.

In order to stay in Japan, all must pass the “I love Saizeriya test.”

No exceptions. 

All Saizeriya haters shall be detained and face deportation. 

Detainees will given one last supper before deportation, a mandatory Saizeriya pizza meal.


Inabata (8098.T), another boring long term holding for me. They send you a shareholder’s gift (QUO cash card) in the mail every year in addition to their dividend. I like using the cash card to buy snacks for my kids. Management has raised dividend per share 3x since 2018

CacheThatCheque's tweet image. Inabata (8098.T), another boring long term holding for me. 

They send you a shareholder’s gift (QUO cash card) in the mail every year in addition to their dividend. I like using the cash card to buy snacks for my kids. 

Management has raised dividend per share 3x since 2018

“All must integrate” ✅Visa renewal approved

CacheThatCheque's tweet image. “All must integrate”

✅Visa renewal approved

I’m at a Saizeriya with the family but not out of fear of @CacheThatCheque but as doing my part to integrate into Japanese society 🫡

DariusSlayer's tweet image. I’m at a Saizeriya with the family but not out of fear of @CacheThatCheque but as doing my part to integrate into Japanese society 🫡


Takaichi has more balls than this lib cuck

Internet goes nuts over Gavin Newsom’s odd ‘testicle-crushing’ sitting pose trib.al/hcTclj3

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