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wouldn’t you like to know weather boy

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Central Park, New York

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As a boy I always knew I wanted to grow up and use two factor authentication to access fast food reward points on an app


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I don’t even fuck around and I still be finding out


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temu ass bush administration


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Never disrespect the masculine urge of those who monitor the situation Monitoring the situation is one of life’s great pleasures for those that love to hyper fixate on things


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Ranking every TikTok I’ve watched this year

George_Clarkey's tweet image. Ranking every TikTok I’ve watched this year

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todd is 100% farting in this pic

Bronwyn Newport of #RHOSLC and husband Todd Bradley are reportedly divorcing after nine years of marriage, via @PageSix.

PopCrave's tweet image. Bronwyn Newport of #RHOSLC and husband Todd Bradley are reportedly divorcing after nine years of marriage, via @PageSix.


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Thank you for your email. As you are likely aware, I am mentally checked out until 2026 and will be unable to provide a response to your inquiry until then. If you have any questions, that’s unfortunate.


Hey @CocaCola why is it impossible to find the new Holiday Creamy Vanilla Coke Zero anywhere?? For the love, help a brother out


Wearing a youth large to own the libs

I was looking for a Youth Large... Domestic terrorism arrests are UP 30% this year — impressive, considering I spent zero days dating a Chinese spy named Fang Fang, where should I send your women's medium for date night?



Hall of fame worse release schedule I’ve ever seen

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Anyone using AI to redesign the Utah Olympics logo needs to stop


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How the fuck does this keep happening?!? Figure it out @espn and @YouTubeTV. Get your asses to the negotiation table before I decide to skullfuck everyone

Members, when we renew our contracts with network partners, we advocate for fair pricing to offer you the best TV experience. Our contract with Disney has reached its renewal date, and we'll not agree to terms that disadvantage our members while benefiting Disney’s TV products.



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Bro last night was an Untitled Document


Some are saying this a passing of the torch album

Olivia Rodrigo’s upcoming album is rumored to be titled, “KISS”, with the main aesthetic being red.

PopTingz's tweet image. Olivia Rodrigo’s upcoming album is rumored to be titled, “KISS”, with the main aesthetic being red.


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no kings? fellas you’re all kings as far as i’m concerned.


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this was in project 2025 by the way

Dave Roberts: “Let’s get four more wins and really ruin baseball”



It’s giving phone wigs

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Kim Kardashian’s SKIMS drops new underwear collection featuring faux hair: “The Ultimate Bush”

PopBase's tweet image. Kim Kardashian’s SKIMS drops new underwear collection featuring faux hair:

“The Ultimate Bush”
PopBase's tweet image. Kim Kardashian’s SKIMS drops new underwear collection featuring faux hair:

“The Ultimate Bush”


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trying a new saying “everyone wants to run with the big dawgs until it’s time to bark”


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