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Paul Walker

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A Smile and Hat Tip to everything from the absurdly dynamic to the dynamically absurd. Fictional comedy combined with current events. Satire.

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Malnourished and starving Gazans are throwing a ceasefire party


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The Taliban are under heavy attack from Pakistan. Pakistani fighter jets have carried out strikes on multiple targets in the Kandahar, Afghanistan area.

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Pakistani fighter jets have carried out strikes on multiple targets in the Kandahar, Afghanistan area.

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.@HarmeetKDhillon spoke about how an Antifa legal group funded by Soros acted as the lawyers for the violent militants I sued in Ngo v Rose City Antifa, et al. The trial was repeatedly disrupted because of security threats.


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Three Qatari diplomats from the Gaza ceasefire negotiation team were killed and three injured in a car crash near Sharm el-Sheikh, Egypt

Osint613's tweet image. Three Qatari diplomats from the Gaza ceasefire negotiation team were killed and three injured in a car crash near Sharm el-Sheikh, Egypt

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According to A-Sharq, Hamas and several Palestinian factions in Gaza have completed preparations to hand over 20 living hostages along with several bodies in a single exchange. Mediators were notified that the groups are ready to proceed immediately, with the release expected by…

Osint613's tweet image. According to A-Sharq, Hamas and several Palestinian factions in Gaza have completed preparations to hand over 20 living hostages along with several bodies in a single exchange. Mediators were notified that the groups are ready to proceed immediately, with the release expected by…

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Taliban government spokesperson claims Afghan forces killed at least 58 Pakistani soldiers and wounded 30 others in overnight retaliatory strikes, seizing 25 border positions.

Osint613's tweet image. Taliban government spokesperson claims Afghan forces killed at least 58 Pakistani soldiers and wounded 30 others in overnight retaliatory strikes, seizing 25 border positions.

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The pro-Qatar outlet Al-Arabi Al-Jadeed reports that the Palestinian Authority has not been invited to tomorrow’s Sharm el-Sheikh summit between President Al-Sisi and President Trump.

Osint613's tweet image. The pro-Qatar outlet Al-Arabi Al-Jadeed reports that the Palestinian Authority has not been invited to tomorrow’s Sharm el-Sheikh summit between President Al-Sisi and President Trump.

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A Hamas official stated that extensive damage in Gaza and logistical obstacles make it impossible to transfer all the hostages’ bodies to Israel at once.


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Covid, Anthrax, Lyme, and why the Pentagon and CIA would go and do a darn thing like confessing to a plan to deploy “biological agents which would appear to be of natural origin” in the JFK Files


Good morning @AllisonPearson @NicTrades #PinkLadies @Nigel_Farage... Additional background information on speech police at the door, social media surveillance you, others enjoy in the UK 📰☕️ National Conservatism Speech @MikeBenzCyber youtu.be/pyrRVYG9DP4

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Week 7 Notable Scores #NCAAFB (7) Hoosiers 30 -20 (3) Ducks WSU 21 - 24 (4) Rebs (6) OK 6 - 23 TX (8) 'Bama 27 - 24 (14) Mizzou KU 17 - 42 (9) TT Hogs 31 - 34 (12) Vols (15) Mich 13 - 31 USC (18) Y 33 - 17 AZ (21) ASU 10 - 42 Utah (22) IA ST 17 - 24 CU Pitt 34 - 31 (25) FSU


'The word "intervention" continues to be strategically reframed' via @MikeBenzCyber youtu.be/K4hGMUySa8U by 'content moderators', those that influence, compensate & bully anyone with control or access to social media, related content

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Yes, including legacy and liberal media, by the way. They just stay quiet. Many journalists who work in legacy media in Portland and Seattle speak to me, but say I cannot bring attention to the incidents. When you see so-called media be able to stand alongside Antifa with no…

Any reporter who’s covered ANTIFA in any real or meaningful way has been attacked or jumped by them, often more than once. This behavior has been tolerated and emboldened for far too long.

TaylerUSA's tweet image. Any reporter who’s covered ANTIFA in any real or meaningful way has been attacked or jumped by them, often more than once.

This behavior has been tolerated and emboldened for far too long.
TaylerUSA's tweet image. Any reporter who’s covered ANTIFA in any real or meaningful way has been attacked or jumped by them, often more than once.

This behavior has been tolerated and emboldened for far too long.


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A Portland Antifa member who I’ve reported on for his multiple arrests at riots (he was never held accountable) posted a death threat video against me. I have reported this to @PortlandPolice via their website and no one has given me a call in weeks.

From Andy Ngo

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New York City Antifa member Talia Jane Ben Ora was at Jan. 6 in a MAGA costume. She was never charged with any crimes that day.

MrAndyNgo's tweet image. New York City Antifa member Talia Jane Ben Ora was at Jan. 6 in a MAGA costume. She was never charged with any crimes that day.
MrAndyNgo's tweet image. New York City Antifa member Talia Jane Ben Ora was at Jan. 6 in a MAGA costume. She was never charged with any crimes that day.

I just reviewed footage from Jan 6th. There was Antifa in the crowd, just like I and many others, always said. Eye witnesses in the crowd were literally calling them out. The @FBI has all the cell phone data and more and @FBIDirectorKash should match it with known Antifa…



Milwaukee Brew Crew Strike Hold, dispatch Chicago @Cubs in deciding match of #NLDS Host @Dodgers in best of 7 #NLCS

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Brew Crew Strike Hold, dispatch Chicago @Cubs in deciding match of #NLDS

Host @Dodgers in best of 7 #NLCS

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Broadview, Ill. (Oct. 11) — Illinois State Police pushed back far-left anti-ICE rioters after an unlawful assembly was declared at the Broadview ICE facility. The rioters attacked police and threw projectiles. Video by: @CamHigby


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Donald J. Trump Truth Social Post 01:35 PM EST 10/11/25

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If an illegal alien — any illegal alien — receives these same services at a hospital they won’t pay one cent. It will be added to the hospitals tab for “uncompensated care,” and redistributed to American citizens in the form of higher costs.

The Hurleys owed nearly $38,000 – close to a quarter of their income – in medical costs after the delivery and NICU stays of their twins, despite having private insurance. “I’m going to have to file bankruptcy,” Jessica Hurley told @NBCNews. nbcnews.com/health/health-…

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They're middle class and insured. Childbirth still left them with crippling debt.

Some families with private insurance have been left behind by the major health care reforms of the last few years, putting them at risk of high medical bills after having babies.



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Keith Ellison, the far-left attorney general of Minnesota, claims that “nobody knows” what Antifa is despite previously promoting the work of Antifa financier and “Antifa Handbook” author Mark Bray. Read: thepostmillennial.com/dem-minn-ag-ke…


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