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“Wes put down the beer and pick up thag book” ok I have 2 hand 🤷‍♀️😈


High as fuck doing kegles on my living room rug (Wednesday) #Wednesday #Kegels


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The Naughty List is going to be tough on you. And Santa is very, very hard on people who tell kids he isn’t real. If you get the opportunity, you should coal yourself.

1thousandfaces_'s tweet image. The Naughty List is going to be tough on you. And Santa is very, very hard on people who tell kids he isn’t real. If you get the opportunity, you should coal yourself.

Past a certain age a man with an Xbox on his Christmas list can be a bad thing, believe me

1thousandfaces_'s tweet image. Past a certain age a man with an Xbox on his Christmas list can be a bad thing, believe me


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i think i just experienced the most perfect movie ever made

now watching for the first time: clue (1985)

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Guys which one of these smells better I can’t pick one

ClawMachine12's tweet image. Guys which one of these smells better I can’t pick one
ClawMachine12's tweet image. Guys which one of these smells better I can’t pick one

Never wrong, just early

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hot girls have started using AI trend i’m seeing; photo-surrealism with cute animals

jameygannon's tweet image. hot girls have started using AI 

trend i’m seeing; photo-surrealism with cute animals
jameygannon's tweet image. hot girls have started using AI 

trend i’m seeing; photo-surrealism with cute animals
jameygannon's tweet image. hot girls have started using AI 

trend i’m seeing; photo-surrealism with cute animals
jameygannon's tweet image. hot girls have started using AI 

trend i’m seeing; photo-surrealism with cute animals


I can’t wait to drink 18 beers tonight and practice my hard count at the bar


Do you guys want to get Chinese food later?


> everyone say your name and one fun fact about yourself > my name is Wes and I happen to do double damage


This team fucking sucked this week btw

Real scrappy group of guys in week 5. Young and hungry bunch. Real gridiron team

ClawMachine12's tweet image. Real scrappy group of guys in week 5. Young and hungry bunch. Real gridiron team


CHECK HIS WATER! CHECK HIS BAG! CHECK HIS BLOOD!

ooo that’s a beauty on the sideline by Diggs NEvsBUF on NBC Stream on @NFLPlus + Peacock



This and the Kyler Murray facemask fumble have made this game just a Looney Tunes episodes

Has to be seen to be believed:



When you already [figured it out] but she keeps [elaborating on] it


Balled out for like 5 minutes liking nearly every reply to this tweet

tfw you are a frugal homeschooler who buys cheap older editions of textbooks and now your 14yo is worried about acid rain



Real scrappy group of guys in week 5. Young and hungry bunch. Real gridiron team

ClawMachine12's tweet image. Real scrappy group of guys in week 5. Young and hungry bunch. Real gridiron team

And they looked fire

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Every eldest daughter Was the first lamb to the slaughter So we all dressed up as wolves and we looked fire

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Was the first lamb to the slaughter
So we all dressed up as wolves and we looked fire


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Why on earth should we be concerned about this? The problem with child pornography is not that its consumption is inherently immoral, but that its production entails harm. Would you say that dangerous mining conditions make lab-grown diamonds immoral too?



Judge, I didn’t know that ok? Who was supposed to tell me no one told me how is that my fault cmon


Had a dream about this

You have earned the Fredward Award for Excellence in Acting



Posted “what if it was called Unclearctica” then searched Twitter and saw how many other people tweeted that same basic thing and got 3 likes and got self conscious and deleted it. Let’s have a Friday


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