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Coach Cesar

@CoachCesar318

Fitness coach. Trivia dad. Dog lover

The blueprint is believing in yourself. The cheat code is discipline and consistency. The truth is nobody is coming to save you. It's on YOU, legend. Past is done. You write your future. Let's go! 💪


They finna McFindout

CoachCesar318's tweet image. They finna McFindout

If you hang out with us too long, we’ll brainwash you into believing in yourself and knowing you can achieve anything.


I’m doing the May challenge. I May or May Not Give a F*ck


Tax return: $1,400 Me at Louis Vuitton: Lemme talk to Lewis


We provide an excellent work environment. The work environment:

CoachCesar318's tweet image. We provide an excellent work environment. 

The work environment:

I didn't choose this life. This life chose me.

CoachCesar318's tweet image. I didn't choose this life. This life chose me.

December: 2025 it’s going to be my year! January…

CoachCesar318's tweet image. December: 2025 it’s going to be my year! 
January…

Córdoba goleador en no sé dónde. Pero esto si da es pena 🤦🏻‍♂️ #SeleccionColombia


Hasta cuando van a seguir metiendo de titular a Davison Sánchez en la selección Colombia ?? Ese man ya no ve ni una


Sports be like: can’t afford gas but watch this millionaire throw a ball to another millionaire haha we still don't have Healthcare


If you really want her to calm down during an argument, just say “My mom was right about you” Follow me for more marriage tips

CoachCesar318's tweet image. If you really want her to calm down
 during an argument, just say
“My mom was right about you” 

Follow me for more marriage tips

Things that will give you a hangover after the age of 40 : alcohol, no alcohol, sleeping too much, not sleeping enough, traffic, dreaming too hard, spicy food, too much sun, extended phone calls, noise, fluorescent lighting, news of the outside world


Things that will give you a hangover before the age of 40: maybe alcohol


This is how my wife apologizes

CoachCesar318's tweet image. This is how my wife apologizes

Mi abuelito cuando era bebé:

CoachCesar318's tweet image. Mi abuelito cuando era bebé:

Alexa. Show me 3rd Party Candidates.


"I made her legs shake" Chill bro, she has anxiety


Dammit Alexa, I ordered baby cheeses

CoachCesar318's tweet image. Dammit Alexa, I ordered baby cheeses

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