Matthew Tate
@ComedianTate
Huntsville Stand-up Comedian, Host and founder of TGIM Comedy, and producer of Homegrown Comedy.
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No wonder he's so popular among voters in the south. He's clearly a family man. #DonaldTrumpWantsToBangHisDaughter
Why didn't Barney & Friends ever have episodes with the characters doing real dinosaur shit? Like, there should be at least one episode where Barney eats his own young.
I'm GIVING AWAY a code for the the Grandia HD Collection for the PS4! **RT this post, Like and Follow me for a chance to win!** Winner will be announced on Easter Sunday, March 31st!
Hey, @SUBWAY This whole sports menu thing isn't working out for you. Give me a job! youtu.be/OSx5o2gdH_o?si…
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Matthew Tate Subway Spokesperson Audition, Take 1
This kind young man put some natural whiskey flavoring in my drink from @SUBWAY tonight. Spokesperson audition tape coming soon!
Happy New Year, everybody! Li'l John's classic chart-topping single "Get Low" turns old enough to drink this year!
It's Wrapped time again, bb! Thank you to everyone who's listened this year!
Wootwoot! IOHWIE just hit 800k all-time listens on Spotify! Thank you to everyone who has checked it out so far, and if you haven't yet, Matthew Tate is available wherever you stream your audio!
My third release, the EP-length single about dealing with isolation during a global pandemic, turned 3 years old today! To date, it has been listened to over 50,000 times across multiple platforms, in 82 countries, and served as a nice stopgap between full-length albums.
Cool news, everyone! Today, my latest album surpassed my first album in all-time listens! Even cooler than that, they have both now passed 700,000!
Okay, hear me out: The Mirkwood Elves are basically North Korea, which basically makes Legolas the Kim Jong Un of Middle Earth.
My 37th birthday is this Saturday! Even more than anything on my wishlist or money, I'd really love a follow on Spotify, if you haven't already!
Shopping at Wal-Mart always gives me 9/11 flashbacks, because I can't see the words "self-checkout" without thinking about all those folks jumping out of the buildings.
Just remembering the time I worked at Maggie Meye...you know what? We're not even going to start on that one.
Just remembering the time I worked in Illinois politics, and our governor was arrested for trying to sell Barack Obama's vacant Senate seat. 10/10 scandal concept.
Just remembering the time I worked at @Applebees and...wait, they actually didn't do anything wrong that I saw while I was there. Bravo, Applebee's!
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