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Michelle

@DaPickledPython

Nap advocate. Dill pickle enthusiast. Amurican in Canadia

Twitter thinks I'm not a real person. 😔


Yesterday, I took the day off from social media. I had planned to start reading the ebooks I keep re-borrowing from the library. Shockingly, I did no such thing.


I uninstalled Duolingo. I am free.


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if you’re ever in an awkward social situation, try placing a full grown blue whale on top of your head. social anxiety can’t hurt you if you’ve been crushed to death


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no no you don’t want to get to know me i’m better as a concept


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RickyFromDaRock's tweet image.

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"Witness my Act and Deed". 1882. meisterdrucke.ie/fine-art-print…

CatsOfYore's tweet image. "Witness my Act and Deed". 1882. meisterdrucke.ie/fine-art-print…

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some guy fixes his acid reflux by swallowing food upside down for several months: ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/P…

selentelechia's tweet image. some guy fixes his acid reflux by swallowing food upside down for several months:

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/P…

Please, we need a maximum age limit for politicians. They don't understand anything about the current world because they're EIGHTY YEARS OLD.


Why does twitter allow me to accidentally click "retweet" on a notification that just appeared while I'm in the middle of doing something??


I just realized all my tweet drafts are gone. Sad.


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Happy “I am not a cat” Day to all who celebrate


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This is Django. He's not allowed to sit on people's laps at the table, but he found a loophole. 13/10


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