DansPlot's profile picture. Amateur gardener and allotment virgin! Mainly found sitting in my greenhouse attempting to grow a mixture of fruit and veg! First time father to 👶🏻 Monty!

Allotment Dan

@DansPlot

Amateur gardener and allotment virgin! Mainly found sitting in my greenhouse attempting to grow a mixture of fruit and veg! First time father to 👶🏻 Monty!

Watching the #RHS and good too see that since his ‘time to reflect garden’ @frostatwork has finally broken up that fight with his eyebrows 😉 #eyebrowbanter


Seeing as it’s Friday... thought I’d make a little drinking game/bingo for tonight’s @GWandShows anyone fancy playing @frostatwork @nickbailey365 @TheMontyDon @CarolKlein #lockdownbingo #gardenersworld what’s going to be your drink of choice 👀👀

DansPlot's tweet image. Seeing as it’s Friday... thought I’d make a little drinking game/bingo for tonight’s @GWandShows anyone fancy playing @frostatwork @nickbailey365 @TheMontyDon @CarolKlein #lockdownbingo #gardenersworld what’s going to be your drink of choice 👀👀

Was anyone else waiting for @TheMontyDon to cut to ‘jobs for the week’ on the RHS Show!? 🤦🏻‍♂️ #gardenersworld @GWandShows


Twitter faithful!! I need a hand! 2 things really, I need to know what it is, I’m going on a limb to say cordyline? And secondly, any ideas how easy it would be to move, and rough guesstimate on rootball size 😂! #twitterhelp

DansPlot's tweet image. Twitter faithful!! I need a hand! 2 things really, I need to know what it is, I’m going on a limb to say cordyline? And secondly, any ideas how easy it would be to move, and rough guesstimate on rootball size 😂! #twitterhelp

Shady cottage garden ideas... what are your go to plants for an area that doesn’t get a vast amount of direct sunlight!? Looking to do something slightly different with our ‘quag’ this year... any help will be appreciated! #gardenershelp #cottagegarden #shadygarden


The sun is shining!! So the best time to sew some seeds... little Monty wanted to sew, so sew we did! #gardenlife

DansPlot's tweet image. The sun is shining!! So the best time to sew some seeds... little Monty wanted to sew, so sew we did! #gardenlife

With time going to be at a premium this year, are there fellow allotmenters who utilise this to help on the weeding aspect? I’m interested to know your experiences of growing crops through these sheets? #help

DansPlot's tweet image. With time going to be at a premium this year, are there fellow allotmenters who utilise this to help on the weeding aspect? I’m interested to know your experiences of growing crops through these sheets? #help

Finally got round to planting nearly 200 bulbs today!! #sundayjobs


Always an interesting selection of seeds when you’re on holiday 🤔🤔🤦🏻‍♂️ #tittymelon

DansPlot's tweet image. Always an interesting selection of seeds when you’re on holiday 🤔🤔🤦🏻‍♂️ #tittymelon
DansPlot's tweet image. Always an interesting selection of seeds when you’re on holiday 🤔🤔🤦🏻‍♂️ #tittymelon

When the weather is like this... nothing else to do but head to the pub is there 🤷🏻‍♂️ #kentlife

DansPlot's tweet image. When the weather is like this... nothing else to do but head to the pub is there 🤷🏻‍♂️ #kentlife

What’s all this mud dad... where’s the vegetables gone 🤷🏻‍♂️

DansPlot's tweet image. What’s all this mud dad... where’s the vegetables gone 🤷🏻‍♂️

Looking for advice... previous homeowners decided to have a tree cut down, the stump is now about 4ft tall and sprouting shoots! In the middle of a house extension and would rather these not he around! Best way to eradicate?? #twitterhelp #gardening #trees

DansPlot's tweet image. Looking for advice... previous homeowners decided to have a tree cut down, the stump is now about 4ft tall and sprouting shoots! In the middle of a house extension and would rather these not he around! Best way to eradicate?? #twitterhelp #gardening #trees

The weekend can’t officially start until @TheMontyDon says ‘Hello, and welcome to Gardeners World’ #gardenersworld


When you find 2 bags of onions that you bought in November in the back of the cupboard and they’ve done this... advice needed, should I plant them out now?? Or as they have gone soft, throw them away?? #advice #gardener #onions #allotment

DansPlot's tweet image. When you find 2 bags of onions that you bought in November in the back of the cupboard and they’ve done this... advice needed, should I plant them out now?? Or as they have gone soft, throw them away?? #advice #gardener #onions #allotment

Are there any #citrus gurus out there in Twitterland...!? Need some advice for an 🍊 tree that’s looking a little worse for wear since being moved inside! #citrus #help #twitterland #orange


When you’ve got to put the garden covers on ready for winter #summersover

DansPlot's tweet image. When you’ve got to put the garden covers on ready for winter #summersover

When a kilo of Elephant Garlic arrives in the office and you stink it out 😂🤦🏻‍♂️ oops! #elephantgarlic #garlic #growyourown

DansPlot's tweet image. When a kilo of Elephant Garlic arrives in the office and you stink it out 😂🤦🏻‍♂️ oops! #elephantgarlic #garlic #growyourown

Time to move all the citrus inside with the morning frosts we’ve been getting. Gotta look after the little 🍋 🍊 and limes! Pleased how these 🍊 are coming along!! #citrus #orange #fruit #lemon #limes

DansPlot's tweet image. Time to move all the citrus inside with the morning frosts we’ve been getting. Gotta look after the little 🍋 🍊 and limes! Pleased how these 🍊 are coming along!! #citrus #orange #fruit #lemon #limes

Think it’s time to move the citrus into the greenhouse with these frosty mornings upon us! #citrus #greenhouse #winter


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