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Saw a picture of someone's infant daughter on Facebook. Immediately mistook it for a photo of @JimGaffigan.


Paul Ryan would twirl his mustache if he could grow one.


Fair warning: half the runtime of the Oscars tonight will be the "in memoriam" reel.


2016: The year that decided to show George R R Martin that "two can play that game."


Sorry, @DosEquis. I'm ready for The Most Reasonable Man in the the World. #staythirsty


Remember 4 months ago when old people thought Pokemon Go was going to be the end of human civilization? Fun times. #PokemonGO #Election2016


Invention: alarm clock that plays the drowning music from Sonic the Hedgehog to wake you up. Money, please.


People have been using an app to catch fictional beasts for years; they've just started swiping up instead of right. #pokemongo #tinder


Please let there be an awkward moment in Black Panther where @MichaelBJordan and @ChrisEvans reference having both played Johnny Storm.


Pretty sure the @realDonaldTrump campaign is being run by @tomgreenlive.


The neighborhood cats are starting to get jealous. #barkbox #barkboxday @barkbox

Defyne0's tweet image. The neighborhood cats are starting to get jealous. #barkbox #barkboxday @barkbox

Gritty 13-episode #netflix #fullhouse spinoff meant to take place during Frank Underwood presidency, called #fullHouseOfCards


If I had a million dollars I would put on a production of Peter Pan and pay the opening night audience not to clap for Tinkerbell.


Testimony over. Rep Sylvester Turner inquires several times how many are waiting to testify. Over 1000 will not be heard. #HB2 #TXlege


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"I never learned anything at all in school and didn't read a book for pleasure until I was 19 years old." — Stanley Kubrick


My dad just called Lady Gaga diaphanous.


Dr. Pierre Chang was The Shredder?!?!?! How is Lost still blowing my mind?


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