partialparley
@partialparley
Twitter page devoted to half conversations
"If I rearranged the alphabet I would put...uh..U. T. I. together. Female: Urinary Tract Infection?"
"I'm cracking some eggs here, and some wisdom...wisdom eggs"
"I hope mom loves the purple tiger print whip and matching hand cuffs."
"Let's get one thing straight. I make too much money to smoke crack."
"Star Wars poster for the Russian market, in which Vader is some kind of robotic disco puma"
"Sometimes I wish the screaming voices in my head would at least get my name right."
"I don't remember selling my pants, but the money is so good."
"That sure is a nice global economy you got there, it sure would be a shame if anything happend to it."
"My real skill is being able to pick good produce, I just need a way to market it."
"I remember the frozen yogurt, but not the non dairy custard substitue that fell on her pants."
"If WWII had never happened, Hollywood would have come up with it in a story meeting."
"It wasn't until Friday that I realized she wasn't wearing any underwear."
"No not there, you have to give it a twist with a little uhmph while quacking."
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