DispatchCat's profile picture. A place for the good, the bad, and the ugly of 911. And cats. All animals welcome, humans are on case by case basis.

The Dispatch Cat

@DispatchCat

A place for the good, the bad, and the ugly of 911. And cats. All animals welcome, humans are on case by case basis.

If you’re not getting 911 calls about pooping uncontrollably are you really even a dispatcher? #iam911 @911podcast #ilovemyjob


If you hire a prostitute who then takes your money without providing services, the police are not the ones to call and no I will not call her pimp to see if you can get a refund. However, I will stil be compassionate and caring when you start to cry about it on the phone with me.


I feel like my town has an inordinate amount of poo flingers. “Is he throwing his own feces or his dog’s feces? Is it still in the bag? Is he throwing it at you?” #pooppatrol #dispatcherlife #IAm911


Overheard in dispatch: “Is he throwing his feces at people or at the restaurant?”.....#Iam911 #why #keepyourpootoyourself


Don’t worry about those 911 calls. I ain’t busy.

DispatchCat's tweet image. Don’t worry about those 911 calls. I ain’t busy.

I really confuse myself. I hate the humans but I also want to help the humans.


Not the finished product but close. Still need to add some more personal touches. #IAM911 @911podcast #dispacher #mastersgrad #CriminalJustice

DispatchCat's tweet image. Not the finished product but close. Still need to add some more personal touches. #IAM911 @911podcast #dispacher #mastersgrad #CriminalJustice
DispatchCat's tweet image. Not the finished product but close. Still need to add some more personal touches. #IAM911 @911podcast #dispacher #mastersgrad #CriminalJustice

Friend: How’s did your training go this week? Me: youtu.be/F_XaIuw6K6Q #911 #dispatch #dispatcherproblems


Happy Mother’s Day cat peasants!

DispatchCat's tweet image. Happy Mother’s Day cat peasants!

Song suggestions for my car ride to and from work please! Wanna get pumped! #IAM911 #dispatch

DispatchCat's tweet image. Song suggestions for my car ride to and from work please! Wanna get pumped! #IAM911 #dispatch

Thankfully working in juvenile detention taught me to never say the “Q” word.

DispatchCat's tweet image. Thankfully working in juvenile detention taught me to never say the “Q” word.

Hellllllooo from the dispatch siiiidddeeee!!!!

DispatchCat's tweet image. Hellllllooo from the dispatch siiiidddeeee!!!!

You know you really love your job when you listen to the scanner when you're at home on your day off! @911podcast #911fun #Iam911 #lovemyjob #lovemycity


At least once a day...I get excited for my breaks lol

DispatchCat's tweet image. At least once a day...I get excited for my breaks lol

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