911 Black Cloud
@911blackcloud
911 Dispatcher for PD/FD/EMS • EMT • Southern • #iam911 ♥ -my opinions don’t reflect my employer- https://curiouscat.me/911blackcloud
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Trainee: units respond to 123 Scoopy Lane... Me: please tell me you didn’t just say it as scooby.. “Unit 123 will be enroute with the mystery machine” “Unit 456 responding with scoopy snacks” 🤦🏻♀️ this cont. for the rest of shift
Dispatched an alarm call and my responding unit farted at the end of the transmission.. Obviously I can’t call him out on the radio but I’ll be damned if I didn’t make him call up so he could hear it and explain himself 😂
Training a newbie and the amount of “um’s” she’s throwing out have me wanting to stab my ear drums. Oh and long time no see Twitter 🙃
If dealing with morons for the hurricane wasn’t enough, full moon on Friday the 13th is upon us.
Clearly no one understands the meaning of mandatory evacuations. Hope you brought your floaties 🤷🏻♀️
👮🏻♂️*long winded dispo on a simple no-meet noise violation call* 👩💻*trainee pausing way too long before acknowledging* Me: whoopdee fucking do! so proud you only took an hour to sit in your car. .......... Sgt: dispatch finally said what we were all thinking 🤦🏻♀️ yay open mics
Just got yelled at for not being animal control 🤦🏻♀️ 10 more hours to go.
Getting summoned for a CTO meeting and I’ve got work tonight. I’m pouring with joy 🙄
Getting my ass kicked on fire and my little trainee is just staring in awe eating her zaxbys listening to me
I really hate finding out the day before that I’m getting a new trainee. Especially on my day off 🙄
You know you’ve made your officer feel bad after not telling you he was in a foot pursuit with an armed suspect until he lost sight when he brings you coffee with an “I’m sorry it won’t happen again” and banana nut bread. Asshole 😒
2nd DUI of the night where my officers told me White Claw was involved 🤦🏻♀️
I don’t think tonight’s shift could possibly go any slower 😴
Walked outside to throw the ball around for the pup only to hear my neighbors fighting and throwing things...
Rookie messaging my CAD from his MDT... 👮🏻♂️you owe me, got the compl to not file an official complaint on you 💁🏻♀️didn’t take the call but I’ll tell the CT 👮🏻♂️you still owe me a drink 🤦🏻♀️no 👮🏻♂️snapchat? 🤦🏻♀️no 👮🏻♂️fb? 🤦🏻♀️no 👮🏻♂️but I fixed it 🤦🏻♀️you’re right, here.. -123 county respond... 😁
If there was a time machine would you like to travel to the past or to the future? Why? — For shits and giggles, the past but I’m content living life in the present curiouscat.me/911blackcloud/…
Current mood since have 8 hours left til 3 full days off!
If there were a time machine that would take you to any place and time of the past, to where and to when would yo… — Probably Europe during WWII. A lot of my family history is involved during that time. curiouscat.me/911blackcloud/…
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