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Nolan. He/him. Treaty 13 colonizer. Banner photo taken by Mervyn Sequeira in Burlington, ON.

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True. Men should instead talk about women like books, revealing that they've either a) judged them by their cover, b) only pretended to read them, c) read them and clearly didn't understand them, d) read them and had their lives changed, e) always meant to read them but never got

men talk abt women like cuts of meat too much




Much to the relief of your actual family, who could use the break

Next year, I think I’m going to hold a contest to show up at someone’s Thanksgiving day dinner to debate their leftist family members. What do you think?



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“Regretting my third wish”

The year is 2035. The first astronauts have landed on Mars. They find a cave with a human skeleton and 4 words written on the wall. What are the words?

MAstronomers's tweet image. The year is 2035. The first astronauts have landed on Mars. They find a cave with a human skeleton and 4 words written on the wall. What are the words?


We won't need to do a paternity test. One look at the baby will tell us which of two weird-faced men was the father

BREAKING – Erika Kirk says, "I was praying to Gоd to make me pregnant when Charlie was kiIIed"

GlobalUpdates24's tweet image. BREAKING –

Erika Kirk says, "I was praying to Gоd to make me pregnant when Charlie was kiIIed"
GlobalUpdates24's tweet image. BREAKING –

Erika Kirk says, "I was praying to Gоd to make me pregnant when Charlie was kiIIed"


lost by whom????

$12 billion a year is being lost because younger people are spending less on housing, transportation, and food by living in the family home, per Oxford Economics.



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No dude has ever rocked harder

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by Jim Starlin

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"Where's my Breakfast?" by Daniel Arthur

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A lot of 18th century portraits are slop but occasionally you come across a gem like this. The patron paid good money to paint his daughter bothering him with a barbie

yaqobhyndes's tweet image. A lot of 18th century portraits are slop but occasionally you come across a gem like this. The patron paid good money to paint his daughter bothering him with a barbie

Today I saw a Tesla with the bumper sticker “I bought this before we found out Elon is crazy” Bro, you’ve had that car for a looong time

“Buildings are 3D so roads should be 3D” is up their with the dumbest things I’ve ever heard

esjesjesj's tweet image. “Buildings are 3D so roads should be 3D” is up their with the dumbest things I’ve ever heard


Best single Simpsons clip of all time

That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to Clown College!



When your crush calls you cute:


QUESTION! Why are YOU, as an ADULT MAN, named "Rudy"????


Me calling in to work, saying I've got sore throat, cough cough


I took the path of least resistance one too many times and now I'm in super-hell

What’s the lore behind your life



I'm reading Anthony Beevor's book on the Spanish Civil War, and I just watched Transformer One, so naturally I see the whole film in class terms: the old monarchs overthrown by a usurper, the exiled military class, the exploited working class, the colonial interlopers, etc...


On the other hand, most of us are sad, creepy weirdos

marry your reply guys

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Bonecondor's tweet image. marry your reply guys


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You are a fucking immigrant

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