Amanda Awesomeness
@ExcuseMeMandi
Zombies are better than unicorns, cunts.
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My only goal in life is to become an apex predator. I'm having a grizzly bear for lunch.
If I had a nickel for every time I really did have the best intentions, I'd owe you a dollar.
I can confirm that the smell of old lady perfume covering up the smell of old lady shit is worse than plain old lady shit. Myth busted.
I should probably keep 'disappointment' as my middle name.
And then she said, "it doesn't matter if there's hair in the cookie dough. It will disappear when we bake it, right?"
Telling me what I need is the same as telling me you need an ice pick to the throat.
I'm the most feared rap nigga.
In no way was that a cry for every lame dude to tell me how nice they are. Barf.
Hey your latent murderer tendencies are showing
WHAT IF Santa eats too many cookies before Christmas & gets the diabetes & forgets his insulin & DIES before delivering my pony?! *cries*
If my wit were a physical object, I would carry it around in a locked aluminum briefcase handcuffed to my wrist.
Remember when we hated our parents? We are such fuckers.
Whatever, life. You big fucker-upper-of-shit.
Oh, you're confused too. What a relief!
Mom please, I'm way too internet famous to take out the trash.
Racist people have ruined those moments when you see a black person who genuinely looks like another black person and you want to tell them
I'd rather piss outside with leaves for TP than use the bathroom in that dumpster with shutters you call a house.
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