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@FunnerPATH
Funner tweets than what you get from the real Port Authority Trans Hudson! #PATH (parody account) #ny #nj
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Seriously fuck off @PATHTrain over 30 minutes til the next train finally gets down to 7 minutes and then, shockingly, a delay because it's cold outside? It's February how the fuck are you not prepared for cold weather?
They do? Have they been paying attention?
Dear @PATHTrain , While I understand the challenges you face with infrastructure and construction, please understand people rely on your schedules and the accuracy of them to plan itineraries. Failure to hold to them is failing your customers. Sincerely, #LateBecauseOfPATH
Superstorm Sandy hit 10/30/12
1/4/20 thru 12/20/20: PATH World Trade Center Station is closed weekends from 12:01am Saturday until 5am Monday (except major holidays), to replace equipment damaged during Superstorm Sandy. Free transfer to ferry service is available. Learn more at bddy.me/2QrAEMW.
Lolwut?
The path is my favorite train bc it’s never crowded and it’s always ready 2 go
"Engineer availability"... that's one we haven't tried yet. Thanks for the idea, NJT!
M&E train #881, the 6:04pm from Hoboken, is cancelled due to engineer availability. Customers to train#435, departing Hoboken at 6:04pm making local stops and train#1085, the 7:22pm from Hoboken.
To the standing man on @PATHTrain who scolded the row of seated passengers who noticed my 🤰🏻but didn’t stand up ... thank you for speaking up on my behalf. #mannersmatter
Every single time I get on the PATH train, it smells like a dirty diaper 😵🤢🤮😷🤧
It was never consummated, so...
On the crowded PATH train: white woman 1: "have you ever been on the subway in japan?" white woman 2: "I didn't even know they had a train!" ...
anyone who takes the path train, like myself, is a basic bitch
We tried asking the Port Authority police for help, but they wouldn't look up from their phones to answer us...
We have heard your feedback regarding our handling of the fare evasion issue at Newark Station and we are fixing the problem. We have removed the locked gate and will look for other ways to address fare evasion at this station. We apologize to anyone who was negatively impacted.
The extra money is for our company Christmas party.
@IsThePATHRunnin on my now 50 minute commute from Harrison to JSQ, we now wait with a stalled empty train on the 33rd side, a full train to WTC that’s hasn’t moved in 10 min, and conflicting announcement over the loud speakers. @PATHTrain is killing it with everyone’s extra money
We locked turnstiles to prevent fare-evaders.
This is true, we laugh about it often.
What's more unreliable, PATH trains themselves or PATH station elevators?
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